Yamada Hanatarou's day out pt1: Halloween Party

Hello, 7th seat of 4th company, Yamada Hanatarou here.
just thaught i'd share with everyone about the great night i had at a halloween party.

My friend Hinamori Momo invited me and introdued me to her boyfriend Aizen Sosuke-taichou. He was very friendly to me.
Before meeting up with the others they came with me to look for a new broom, my other one got broken by some people from 11th company wehom i was running away from that day.
*rubs back of head* I keep telling myself that walking throught there is a bad idea but for some reason i do so anyway. hehe

Well i never did find what I was looking for which was just fine because i din't mind that much about not having one, so we all headed to the train station to pick up a few of Momo's other friends who where to be joining us; SoiFon-taicou and Akasuna no Sasori, of course some others where to be coming in from another train station so we met up with them there, turns out another person from 4th was coming as well, i never did get his name he just liked to call himself 'random generic Shinigami no 20' and a few souls as well.

Since i thaught i knew the way i leade everyone there but accidentally lead them in a random circle once before taking them the right way, the others didn't seem to mind, i guess i'll never take navigating advice from Yachiru-fukutaichou any time soon *rubs back of head again*

On our way we passed this random stall that looked like it was giving away free samples but as it turns out they where demonstrating the effects of smoking. I made this random joke to clear the kind of aukward silence that they were giving away free cancer, Momo added in that she could see Ichimaru-taicou doing something like that.

The party itself was pretty interesting, all of the shinigami sat in once area of the room, the party itself was at a bar in the lounge on the top of it. We were warned that if any of us braught any alcohol up to the lounge then we would all be kicked out. I didn't undrestand why they would punish all of us for once person's mistake but i agreed to the rule anyway.
The room was a little cramped for all of us but we managed to move around, there was a table infront of the sofa that Momo, AIzen and myself where sitting on so in order to move around freely we just walked over it.

Random Generic Shinigami no 20 kept on picking on Aizen by calling him and evil bastard, so he borrowed Sasori's kunai to attack him but couldn't quite bring
himself to kill him.

Aizen kept falling asleep which gave RGS 20 plenty of oppertunities to annoy him. As it turned out RGS got picked on more than i do.
He got drafted for dunking for Apples along with Shean from Shean of the Dead. He ended up getting his head heald down to help him because he kept failing at it, he eventually got an apple though.

The Pairates gave everyone some of their gold when the party began and Aizen baught Momo and myself a drink, but she was told to leave when she said that she didn't link Iron Bru, it was just a joke though.

During the quiz all the Shinigami teamed up to work on it together and we won 1st place, i guess we Shinigami know a little more about anime, games and other random things than the pirates do *laughs and rubs back of head*.
There was also a costume contest as well which was the final contest after the art competition, one of the spirits once 1st place and i think one of the Pirates won 2nd place, i wish id'd braght my sketch book with me, i had a really good picture of Yumichika and Ikkaku in it *sigh* but oh well, i guess there will always be next year.
The winners of the costume contest where 'The Fairy no one believed in' who won for most original and 2nd place whent to Kairi from Kingdom of Hearts for her keyblade.
In order to get in to the photo of everyone in their costumes, IAzen Momo and myself stood on the table and hit our heads off the low random arch, Aizen was the only one who avoided it.

RGS 20 got in to more trouble when he challenged a pirate to a fight, his tiny dagger against RGS's wooden zanpakuto, the pirate backed down though.
Later n he wound Aizen up even more, we arned him not to but he just didn't listen, Aizen stabbed him with his own wooden zanpakuto. Who knew a member from 4th company has such guts to stand up to Aizen.
He lived though.

We played a game called 'in my pants' which was where we name a song and put 'in my pants' at the end of it.
One of the souls won it though with a song called 'fast orgasm'. We where expecting someone to come up thinking it was some sort of invitation but i guess the Pirated where buisy with their plastic sword fight to notice.

One of the guys came as 'god's gift to women' all he had was a little tag taped to his shirt saying 'from god to women' as well as a little stick on bow. He must have been really disapointed when none of the women started awing all over him like he wanted.

Death the Kid showed up late for the costume contest which was disapointing for her but great for the fairy who won, because if she had been on time she could have mon hands down *shy laugh* i guess that's what you get when you come fashionably late.

RGS 20 got in to even more trouble when he tried to disprove Yaoi but in the process would have ended up disproving Yuri and then gottten bricks thrown at him by the many men in the room.
There was a point when he forgot which company he was from and said he'd end up walking over to Zuraki-taichou and asked 'hey which company am i from?' while wearing one of out medic bags only to get thrown in to the walls of 4th if he was as lucky as Ikkaku-san. If that'd happen there would be difficulty identifying him.
*sigh* i guess i'd be the one mopping him up. The guy must have no fear.
Sasori kept giving him funnly looks which we guessed was him plotting to turn him in to a puppet and Aizen also gave him a few looks because yet again RGS 20 started callling him an evil bastard again. He admitted that it was a mix of a death glare and a tired look. It was still pretty creepy though *shiver*

The final game we played that night was 'what not do do' where we listen alot of things that souldn't be done in the soul society or in any other anime.
One of the things that popped up was 'never tell Rangiku-san that you are buying the drinks, you will go bank rupped', @never tell Sanji you want fish and chips for dinner', 'nerver draw on or rub Ikkaku-san's head for luck nor tell Yumichika he looks ugly', 'don't drink Aizen's tea it will liguify your brains', 'don't call Sasori pinochio' the list goes on.

Again RGS 20 did something random by 'borrwwing' a musket from one of the pirated, he tried attatching it to his zanpakuto but failed. He wanted to make a weapon called 'the sword gun' which would be the ultimate weopon but Aizen adden in that a katanna could block some shots from a machine gun before snapping, but he was still determined to make one though. AIzen's plan to burst his bubble failed much to RGS's enjoyment.

Two fire engines stopped opposite the bar we where at, surprisingly the fire fighters where taking their time to get there, AIzen-taichou wasn't too happy that we had to perform a little konso on our time off. We didn't see any smoke just the fire engines and the fire fighters walking out very casually so it probably wasn't a majpr emergency, either that or they just couldn't be bothered.

We all had to leave early so the room could be cleaned properly so at the end of th night the pirated had a sword fight in the street, the winner being the black angel who jumped in while borrowing a few swords, returning them by throwing them to the ground.
*laughs and rubs back of head* yeah, it was a pretty fun night.
I hope we could all do this again soon.