ladychaos

Its all good, its probably me turn to sit in the shame corner -_-" Things have been all over the place lately @.@ What has been going on with you? :)

Hey gurl, wats up?

Wrath: I WANNA PLAY! I WANNA PLAY!!! ENVY CAN I WRESTLE TOO!?!? HUH? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? *is bouncing on bed*

Envy: *turns red with anger and frustration* *is trying to contain self* Wrath... how about we play hide and go seek?

Wrath: *yells in a shrilled voice* OKAY!!!!!!!!!

Envy: *twitches and grits teeth*...Great, Ed and I will hide while you count to 238578475847035768988656323475670876875434756970768.... okay? ^^"

Wrath: WOAH! but that's a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long... *keeps going and starts counting on fingers*

Envy: *ears start to fume out smoke* *cuts Wrath off* If you do that and find us I'll give you something ...

Wrath: O___O REALLY?!?!?! What is it?

Envy: Can tell you 'cuz its a surprise... start counting okay?

Wrath: Awwwwwwww... okay *puts head down and shouts at the top of his lungs* 1... 2... 3... 4...

Envy: *grabs Ed and drags him into the hall and down to the bathroom* *throws Ed inside and locks door* Phew... now to continue what we started *sets Ed down on the closed toilet and spreads legs apart* Lemme show you how its done first, then its your turn... *smiles as he undoes Ed's pants*

Ed: Please be gentle mustang, er, i mean, um...*feels sense of pleasure and throws head back* AHHHHHHHH!

*meanwhile*

Alekazem: *is shouting over sirens* YA THINK HUTZ WILL BE ABLE TO GET US OUTTA THIS ONE?

*the dismanteled car is being chased by a fleet of cops*

Roy: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL AGAIN!!! *is sobbing uncontrolably*

Alekazem: *smacks him across the face and shakes him* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!!

Roy: @____@ Yes mam...

*car crashes through a road sign saying "warning: unfinished bridge"*

Alekazem: CRAP!!! WE'RE TRAPPED!!!

*car haults at bridges end and is flanked by mass of cop cars*

Police: *over a megaphone* We've got you surrounded, come out with your hands up!!!

Alekazem: DAMMIT!!! *bangs fist against dash* I don't want to end up like Thelma and Louise!!!

*meanwhile*

*In the middle of an intense battle with duel disk*

Yami: I summon little kuriboh and multiply them with this trap card to attack your blue eyes white dragon!!!! *epically points hand in air*

*kuribohs defy the logic of the game and take down blue eyes white dragon, thus knocking Kaiba's life points down*

Bakura: *giggles* You just got "beat" by Pharaohs hairy balls!!!

Kaiba: *growls* this isn't over Yugi! In the end your the one that's gonna get beat!

Bakura: *adds* in the @$$ *snickers*

Yami: Go get Malik to F*HEY!* you with his millennium rod!

Bakura: *facial expression twist in disgust* Hell no! I KNOW where that's been! XP

Haii <3

Btw my parents use my old laptop and the MSN says i'm online when i'm not the person using it sorry :(

Envy: *tosses Ed on the bed* Now my precious time to F*HEY!* you senseless *sadistic smile*

Ed: E-envy... *is inching away further onto the bed* Please don't... *eyes water*

Envy: *chuckles evilly and leaps onto the bed* *hang hungrily over Ed and pins arms down* You'll be happier once I'm finished... *begins to plants kisses over his face and neck*

Ed: *tears stream down face and moans in protest* No... please... stop...

Envy: *pulls off Ed's shirt and starts to scrap teeth down his bare skin*

Ed: Ahhhh! *squirms underneath Envy's toned body*

Envy: What's the matter full metal pipsqueak? Not use to something this sized? *presses bulge against Ed's entrance*

Ed: YOU GODDAM SON OF dog I OUTTA!!! ...

*his rant can be heard from downstair*

Elicia: Daddy, What's Eddy and that strange woman doing upstairs?

Hughes: Uhhhh.... playing honey ^__^"

Elicia: What are they playing?

Hughes: They're... um... wrestling... yea wrestling...

Elicia: Oh, like how you and mommy do sometimes at night?

Hughes: *is drinking something* *spits it out everywhere* WTH?!?! O_O

*elsewhere*

Roy: PLEASE! *is kicking at walls* CAN ANYONE HEAR ME! SAFE ME PLEASE! I'M TOO YOUNG AND SEXY TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!

* creaks door opens*

Roy: *shivers thinking its Riza* Oh god its all over *closes eyes*

Alekazem: *kicks open door* Howdy! ^^ We're hear to save your sorry perverted @$$ again!

Roy: Actually it was Riza that pulled me outta jail this time...

Alekazem: And look where you ended up?

Roy: -_-" true...

*are outside in the car*

Roy: Thanks guys you really are my heroes ^__^

Alekazem: Yea yea, glad to see yer alright, but try not to get arrested for pedophilia next time and have you crazy @$$ pistol slinging partner... *bullet hit side of car* *ducks* WTF!?!?!? *peers slightly out window*

Riza: *is standing there panting angrily with pistols in hand* ROY MUSTANG!!!!! *foams at mouth*

Alekazem: shoot man! *slams on gas and tries to get away*

Riza: Oh hell no! *shoots tire*

*car spins and hits fire hydrant* *water spurts everywhere*

Alekazem: DAMMIT!!!!

*meanwhile*

Kaiba: Damn so that's what happened *is sitting with Bakura while Yami is in shower getting off the "pudding"*

Bakura: Yep, pretty much...

Kaiba: Well you safe here, no won would even think to search the place for you guys here.

Yami: *is shouting from behind a door* KAIBA!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE CLOTHES!!!!

Kaiba: *smirks* I don't know what your talking about Yugi....

Yami: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU SNAKE-LIKE BASTARD!!!

Kaiba: Come on out and show me so we can fix the problem then.

Yami: *shoves open door to reveal he is in a pink short lacey dress* THIS!!!

Bakura: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *falls outta chair laughting*

Kaiba: I think it suits you very well *smiles*

Yami: BULL...

Kaiba: Tell you what, duel me now and if you win i'll get you a better set of clothes, and if i win...

Yami: *snorts and laughs* Yea, like that'll happen...

Kaiba: -_-" *twitching* ... and if i win your my slave for a month, sound fair?

Yami: What!?!?!

Bakura: *turns to Yami* Get ready for some butt pounding Pharaoh ;)

Kaiba: *turns red* No... I, um... That's not what I mean at all...

Bakura: That says differently *points to buldging crotch*

Kaiba: *crosses legs* That's just the way my leather pants make me look!!!

Bakura: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

Kaiba: Shut up for i'll turn you in for a life time of orange jump suit and cold bologna sandwiches!

Bakura: *yelps and zippers mouth shut*

Kaiba: Yugi! time to D-d-dd-d-d-Duel!!!!!

Yami: Wtf? Do you have a f*HEY!*ing speech impediment from your mom dropping you on you head as a baby or something?



 

(I have watched the first episode and I like it so far :D)

Hughes: Okay everyone don't be shy ^^ come on in, my wife Gracia is making her delicious home-made dinner! Steak-ums and Kraft mac-n-cheese!!! Yum! ^__^

Duke: *cringes* Thanks but no thanks dude… the Duke has to stay sexy for his night out clubbing with the ladies *flashes dirty smile* and the ladies love the duke's…

Ed: WHOA! TMI!!! *waves hands frantically*

Duke: Uh, I was gonna say cadillac, I don't know what dirty things you have on your mind bro…

Hughes: *puts hand on Ed's shoulder* I think I can take a guess on what , and on who too ;)

Ed: Hughes! *blushes* stop saying thinks like that...

Wrath: WHAT THAT IN YOUR PANTS EDWARD!!! *points to bulge in Ed's pants and shouts for everyone on the street to hear*

Everyone: *turns heads towards Ed and snickers*

Ed: *turn fiery red* I… Um… I… *rest hands over crotch*

Hughes: *is suppressing laughter* Wrath why don't you.. *snicker* ...Go inside and play with Elicia and have some milk… *snicker* ...and cookies

Wrath: OKAY!!!! *runs inside Hughes' house*

Hughes: Come on Ed, we can go inside and you can fix your little prob…

Ed: WHOSE PENIS ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT IT CAN ONLY BE SEEN UNDER A MICROSCOPE AND WOULDN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE A PICK IN ROY'S… *clasps hand over mouth*

Hughes: O_O

*meanwhile*

Roy: PLEASE!!! Don't hurt me mommy dearest!!! *is cowering while handcuffed to a desk*

Riza: FOR THE LAST FRICKEN TIME I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME MOMMY!!! *pistol whips around Roy across the face*

Random Guy: *stomps on the ceiling from the room upstairs* KEEP YOUR KINKY GAMES DOWN A NOTCH!!!

Riza: WHAT!?!? *takes 12-guage and shoots guy through the ceiling*

RG: *falls through the ceiling and spatters on floor*

Riza: GOD DAMMIT ROY!!!! Now look what you made me do!!! *shoots handcuffs and releases Roy* Now clean this up while I hide the body somewhere *starts to drag body towards the door* And it wiped of all evidence or else *death glare*

Roy: YIP! *trembles* Yes maim! *starts to clean blood and fallen dry wall up*

*meanwhile*

Bakura: *burst outta prison* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOM!!!!

Yami: GAIN WAY!!!!!! *is charging behind Bakura and running into him*

Both: *fall over into a stream of mud*

Bakura: *face is stuck under Yami's @$$ in mud* *throws Yami off him* AIR!!!! *gasps* WTF PHARAOH!!!

Yami: I gave you fair warning, and you didn't move you @$$ outta the way!

Bakura: On top of that my Gay-Dar should have detected you… *smiles*

Yami: Yea, on top of… hey, wait a sec! damn you!!!! *waves arms in air* *stops and sniffs air* Do you smell sh… OH GOD THIS STUFF IS BACK UP FROM OUR CRAPPERS!!!!

Both: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *scream and run out sewer back up*

*some time later*

Both: *walking around in different clothes*

Yami: Bakura, I don't think it was the best idea trick those campers into think we were mud men and stealing their clothes… and why did I end up with the chicks clothes?!? *is in short shorts*

Bakura: It suit you better, now let hurry up and hitch hike outta this town before we're caught!

Yami: OH! I know just what to do… *runs toward the side of the rode and does the hooker pose with hitch hikers thumb*

*truck slows down honking and stops in front of them*

Bakura: Where did you learn to do that?

Yami: From my prostitute cell mates…

Truck Driver: *roles down window and takes a good look at Yami* Whoa, you're not a woman! What the hell is with the crazy get-up?

Yami: I'm better in bed then a woman, and my style matches my crazy tricks in bed *raises eyebrows and flashes sexy smile* *gets a beer bottle chucked at his head* OW!!!! WTH!?!?!

TD: FREAK!!!! *drives off*

Bakura: *looks at Yami* FAIL!!!

i love ur avitar

(Thanks ^^ btw how are ya, waz been up?)

Alekazem: O_o my trust for this guy has officially plummeted through the floor...

Hutz: Are you really gonna find another lawyer to take your screwed up case now? You guys are in deep shi...

Alekazem: Alright, alright... we really got no other choice -__-"

Hutz: Yep, so where is this Ed of yours, we need to get his story made up to sound convince asap.

Alekazem: Good question *pulls out tracker device* I knew getting that chip under his neck was a good idea... wait... *smacks device* shoot! I'm outta batteries... looks like we making a trip to radio shack...

Hutz: Why don't just get him a cell phone?

Alekazem: We've tried that but he keeps destroying them every time it rings...

Hutz: O_o why?

*meanwhile*

Ed: *is covering ears from blasting music* TURN THAT THING OFF!!!

Duke: Dude, its just the stereo! *is shouting other music*

Hughes: *is shouting over music* It is a little loud, i can barely hear my own thoughts about Elicia!!!

Ed: IT'S EVIL I TELL YOU!!!

Hughes: Why do you say that!

Ed: IT DEFIES ALCHEMY!!! THE ABSOLUTE SCIENCE!!!

Hughes: You are way too obsessed with science kid!

Duke: Yea dude, you gotta get layed by a chick or something!

Wrath: YEA!!! ... wait, what are we taking about exactly?

Hughes: You'll learn when you get older *pat Wrath on the head*

Wrath: But I'm...

Ed: *cuts Wrath off* You're giving me crap about being obsessed?!?!? And I do not need to get layed by anybody... but R...

Hughes: WHOA!!! STOP THE BUS!!!

Duke: *slams on the brake* Dude, its a cattalac!!!

Hughes: *shuts off musics* What where you going to say? O_o

Ed: *is shocked by self* Uh... nothing... just that "I don't need to get layed by anybody but... rrrrread more books about about alchemy"... hehehe *sweats*

Wrath: You lying...

Ed: Look! We're at the library!!! *jumps about and run towards it* I just reaaaallly love books!

Hughes: ED! Come back here and tell me what you were about to say!!! ... and come home to see Elicia!!!

*meanwhile*

Roy: *plops in the passenger seat of the car* I can't thank you enough Riza, is there anything I can do to pay you back?

Riza: Yes... STAY THE F*** OUTTA F***ING TROUBLE!!! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW STRESSFUL IT IS COVER YOUR @$$!!!

Roy: *melts in fear in the seat* *whimpers*

Riza: AND ANOTHER THING! HOW THE HELL COULD YOU LET YOURSELF BE CAUGHT FOR PEDOPHILIA! THIS IS GONNA SCREW UP BOTH OUR PROMOTIONS!

Roy: I'm... sorry...

Riza: Sorry?!?! Sorry isn't good enough in this case colonel, you've really screw up this time!

Roy: I swear, if I didn't know any better I'd say you dog at me like your my wife or some...

Riza: *shots him in the other leg*

Roy: GAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SON OF A BIT... AHHHH!!! STOP SHOOTING ME!!!

Riza: STOP BEING A F***ING IRRESPONSIBLE DOUCHE BAG THAT... *goes on*

*people in that parking lot look at the car*

People: O___O

*meanwhile*

Yami: *is thrown flat onto his face into another cell*

Guard: This is what you get when you can't play nice with the other hookers!!! *walks off*

Yami: *groans in pain*

Bakura: *leaning against the corner* Got you @$$ kicked too? *grins with a few missing teeth*

Yami: *is taken aback** Oh god! Bakura? You look aweful...

Bakura: At least I didn't get my nut cracked by hooker heels...

Yami: ... Good point... *lays on the floor in pain* ... this SUCKS!!!

Bakura: Yea... if only i had something to help up spring out here... ya know, a spoon or something to dig out outta here...

Yami: Hold up... *feels through hair and pulls out a garden shovel

Bakura: Where did you? O_O

Yami: Long story... now where do we dig?

Bakura: *moves to the side* Here, I've been hiding this careless crack in the floor since i've been in here...

Yami: A convenient plot hole... perfect! Let's just hope the guards don't notice Let's start digging!

*both work tirelessly digging*