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(Awesome! I shall check it out ASAP ^__^ )

Roy: *gets thrown into a cell*

PW: I hope you rot in there... creep

Roy: *presses against bars* Lemme out! I don't belong in jail! I'm military goddammit!!!

PW: *pistol whips him in the forehead through the bars* Yea, yea, your not above the just because you wear some metals on your uniform... pompous asshole *walks off*

Roy: GAAHHH! *holds bleeding forehead as he crouches in pain*

Cell Mate: Haha! You just got served by a cop that's a chick

Roy: Why I outta roast ya! *snaps fingers and notices he no longer has gloves* Oh...

Cell Mate: *laughs histarically* WTH was that?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Roy: *burns red with embarassment*

*meanwhile*

Prostitute: The you just throw you hip out with your leg and wave if you wanna attract costumers *is in a slutty position*

Yami: *is copying* Oh... so that how you do it.

Prostitute: Yep, and then after you get picked up in their car you just open them up and wrap your lips...

Yami: WHOA! back up, I don't need to know that much O_O

Prostitute: Why not, you've gotten this far haven't you?

Yami: I'm just looking to past the time before I can get bailed out.

Prostitute: By someone hired by your pimp?

Yami: HA! No, by my er... roommates

Prostitute: So your not a first time male prostitute?

Yami: No, whatever gave you that idea?

Prostitute: Oh, i don't know, the leather pants, tight tank, crazy hair, loads of gold jewelry.

Yami: WHAT?!?!?! ... okay maybe... *looks and notices some bracelets are gone* What the? *looks and she a hooker whistling in the corner*

Hooker: What? I didn't do nothing!

Yami: dog gimme back my bling!!! *gets into a cat fight*

*meanwhile*

Envy: NAKEY NAKEY NAKEY NAKEY!!! *is running down halls*

random people: *screaming and covering eyes*

Nurse: GET BACK HERE NOW!!! *goes to put net over Envy's head* AHAHA! GOTCHA!!! *sees she has gotten the hospital director* Oh... heh... heh...

Hospital director: -_-"

Nurse: Please don't fire me TT___TT

Envy: *is out of there line of site and runs across Wrath and Ed fleeing*

Envy: Come back little ones! *starts flapping wings after them and clucking*

Ed: *spots Envy and pulls Wrath back* Found him! You owe me a twenty bucks Wrath!

Wrath: What? When did we agree on that? O_o

Ed: Envy! Where you been, whoa wait a sec! *has face chomped on by Envy* WTF?!?!

Envy: *trying to eat Ed's face* Your so sexy... I wanna eat you up!

Ed: GAAAAAAAH!!!!! STOP IT!!!

Wrath: ENVY! *pulls him off Ed* We gotta get outta here*

Envy: Okay! The rainbow bridge is over there next to the cupcakes... *randomly falls over and is unconscious* Zzzzzzzz...

Ed: Great... *is rubbing aching face* Let's go *picks up Envy over one shoulder* Come on Wrath, let's try to get outta here!

Wrath: Right *picks up other shoulder and helps drag him away*

*meanwhile*

Hutz: *is sniffling* We got some bad news... Mustang os charged with pedophilia!! *starts crying* This is gonna be a mess...

Alekazem: *slaps Hutz and pulls on collar* Pull yourself together man! We paid you to spring those guys and you gonna do it no matter how screwed up it is!!!

Hutz: Or you'll do what?

Alekazem: Well, besides no getting paid... *takes a iron and presses on hand*

Hutz: *screams in agony*

Alekazem: there's plenty more where that came from, so you help us out?

Hutz: *is wimpering while sucking on burnt hand* mhm...

Alekazem: Thank you ^^ ... NOW GET GOING ON IT!!!!

Hutz: *cringes in fear*

Sorry bout the slow response, I'm on vacation and the internet connection is not so great here :P

(Sounds awesome! Thanks for the recommendation ^___^ )

Hutz: Well it looks like we might be SOL when it come to getting Mr... Bakura off the hook; however, Colonel Roy Mustang I assure you we will wipe his record clean so he may be eligible for promotion ^^ *squeals as he thinks of the addition benefits*

Alekazem: What about Yami, er "Yugi Moto"...

Hutz: We'll discuss that later, right know our priorities are set on the colonel...

Alekazem: Basically you really don't care about the other two, you just want to suck all you can for defending a military official.

Hutz: Of course no! *cough cough* whatever gave you that idea?

Alekazem: It is true what they say about barristers and sperm... they both have a one in a million chance at becoming human -_-"

*elsewhere*

Roy: *is walking out of jail with Hughes* Hey thanks, your a real pal Hughes, what would I do without you?

Hughes: Be in a whole hell of a lots of trouble that's what *smiles gingerly at him*

Roy: *laughs lightly* Yeah, your absolutely right, I owe you my life really.

Hughes: Great, now that we got that established, I have something to ask of you, it's only fair naturally.

Roy: Of course, anything! ^^

Hughes: Anything? Really? *smirks*

Roy: Yea, anything ^^

Hughes: Okay... *leans over* you're gonna have to do and give me anything that I want for the next three months...

Roy: *eyes pop out head* WHAT!?!?!

Hughes: Mmmmhmm, *pulls out photo* starting with you listening all of the stories about my daughter Elicia... over and over again as I take you home ^^ Oh and eventually I'm gonna ask you to get a billboard size version.

Roy: FML... XP

*meanwhile*

Hospital guards: DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!!!

Edward: Man, these guys don't quit do they!

Wrath: Nope... Ed! Death end!!!

*both stop and Ed transmutes a door and pulls wrath through it and transmutes the wall into soild form again*

Edward: Phew! Looks like we lost them... for now...

Wrath: Uh... Ed... *tucks on shirt and points*

*notices they transmuted into a room where a woman is giving birth*

Doctor: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?!?

Woman: THE BABY! AHHHH! IT'S HERE!!!

Ed and Wrath: *scream in absolute horror as they witness the miricle of life*

Ed: NOT AGAIN!!!!

Wrath: MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!

*baby starts to cry*

Ed: Uh... Oh...

Wrath: *starts to pull at hair* Grrrr.... make that thing shut up!!!

Ed: Okay! We are outta thing place, NOW! *transmutes through another wall and finally makes it out side* Phew... finally!

*also else where*

Bakura: *is thrown in his cell and bar door slam shut* *leans against bars and shouts out to guard walking away* HEY WAIT! Where did the guy with the multicolored spikey hair go?

Guard: We put your boyfriend in an overnight cell away from everyone else, we have a feeling he might be here much longer. You; however, are gonna have to make nice with the tougher crowd here...

Bakura: That's not fair... WAIT A MINUTE!!! He's is soooooo not my boyfriend. I don't go for the punk emo type... *hears a growl* What the?

*sees a huge @$$ guy with tattoos all over cracking his knuckle that "Death" tattooed across them*

Bakura: Oh sh...

Cell Mate: Me no like homosexuals in MY CELL!!!!!! *rank breath blast in Bakura's face*

Bakura: *turns sickly green and poops self* I'm not gay... just british... heh, heh...

CM: *punches Bakura against the cell bars*

Bakura: *get knocked unconscious*

FINALLY! It worked... http://krazykristian92.deviantart.com/art/Envy-s-Lullaby-131276644

Ops, forget that last part about Roy busting into the hospital... I changes my mind lol

(No I have not O_o what is it?)

Envy/Chuck: Are you ready for your @$$ kicking? *puts fist in hand*

Yami: *starts to melt* Uhhhhh...

Envy/Chuck: At Rock, Paper, Sisscors?

Yami: oh... *nervous laugh* Okay, sure...

Both: Rock, Paper, Sisscors...

Envy/Chuck: UPPERCUT!!! *uppercuts Yami through the ceiling*

*elsewhere*

Dan Green: *jaw swells in pain* OWWWWWW! It feels as if one of my voice over characters has been uppercut in the jaw by an imitation of Chuck Norris!!!

*back*

Edward: MY SHOULDER!!! OH GOD!!! I'M IN PAIN!!!

Envy/Chuck: Get me a doctor for Edward and Wrath NOW!!!

Nurses/Doctors: Yes Mr.Norris! *set Edward and Wrath on a stretchers and wheel them both to ER*

everyone else: *starts to leave in fear of Chuck Norris*

*outside*

Roy: What's going on here? *is being blocked by the police*

Policeman #1: Sir step back! There has been hostage situation from two guys that we have been chasing for reckless driving. It turns out they also probably robbed some place becuz we found a huge sack of money stashed in their stolen ice cream truck they were driving.

Roy: Woah O___o that's absolutely crazy, who would do something like... *sees Yami and Bakura being dragged of in hand cuffs* *points to Bakura* HEY I KNOW THAT GUY, HE STOLE MY MONEY!!!!

Bakura: It wasn't yours to begin with!!! You were gonna take it after the Kaiba Corp building blew up!

Policeman #1: You guys were involved in that too!!!! *turns to Roy and slabs handcuffs* It appears you had something to do with this as well, I'm gonna have to take you down to the station!

Roy: BAKURA!!! YOU AND YOUR FRICKEN BIG D*** SWALLOWING MOUTH!!! *tries to go after Bakura*

Policeman #2: *pulls out tazer gun on him*

Roy: DON'T TAZ ME BRO!!! *gets tazed and twitches on ground*

Bakura: HAHA!!! *gets tazed also and twicthes on ground with Roy*

Policeman #1: Hey, looks like this one has a dog tag *sees Alekazem's/Selina's numbers*

*elsewhere*

Alekazem: *phone rings and an answers phone* Hello? ... WHAT?!?! hold on... Selina! We're being charged for Grand Thief, Auto Thief, Reckless driving, possession of weapons, Arsen, Murder, Kidnapping, Child Negligence, Attempt Murder, Hostage Crisis, and disturbing Chuck Norris... do we have a good lawyer?





Roy: *burst through the door and runs to the reception desk* Excuse me, but by any chance have you seen a young blond boy? Red coat? Name Edward Elric? Probably dragged in here be a green haired transvestite?

Receptionist: Why yes, we justed admitted him in with another young boy.

Roy: Wait! He's admitted? What's wrong with him?!?!? *grabs the receptionist by the shirt and pulls her in feircely*

Receptionist: There was a hostiage situation by a drug addict and his

yay

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Hughes: Er, Roy, Why is Ed being dragged away by a transvestite?

Roy: EDWARD MY LOVE!!! DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND!!!!

Hughes: *acrosses arms* Wait til Riza hears about this...

Roy: *turns head to Hughes* What did you say?

Hughes: *sweats* I said 'I can't wait to see my daughter Elicia!' She's 4 years, 6 months, and 28 days old ya know!

Roy: Hughes... sometimes I worry about how you feel about your daughter...

Hughes: What do you mean? *is rubbing a picture of Elicia against his cheek lovingly*

Roy: Nevermind... -_-' TIME TO FIND MY EDDIE-POO!!! *runs after Envy*

Hughes: *puts hand on hips* and he think that 'I' have a problems... at least I don't wanna have 'Bow-chika-bow-bow' with my teenage subordinate...

Roy: *shouts back* HUGHES!!! YOUR A GONNA BE A FIREWOOD WHEN I COME BACK!!!

*meanwhile*

Envy: *is still running with the two of them*

Edward: LEMME GO NOW!!!!

Wrath: I think I'm gonna be sick... *turns greenish*

Edward: O_O NONONONONONONONOOOO!!!!!

Envy: We're here! *runs into hospital*

*******

Yami and Bakura: *riding on a stolen motorbike on the same road as the hospital with the cops after them*

Yami: What are you gonna do now?

Bakura: *sees the hospital* In there!

Yami: What? How is that gonna help?

*few minutes later*

Bakura: *bust in a with a shot gun pointed at Yami's head for a cover up* NOBODY MOVE OR I'M GONNA SHOT THIS RANDOM PERSON I MET ON THE STREET!!!

Yami: *is being serious* PLEASE DON'T SHOT!!!!! O____O

Everyone: *screaming*

Bakura: Shuddup!!!! *shots a hole through the ceiling and reloads*

Cops: *surround the hospital*

Yami: *thinking to self* We are in some deep sh...

*to be continued! DA DA DA DAAAAAA!*