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(Those damn pics still haven't uploaded, you having any trouble with ur pics?)

Roy: Eddie-poo I'm so excited to rub my sentual body oil all over your...

Edward: SAVE ME PLEASE!!! *kicks leg wildly

Roy: Edward, if you don't stop being naughty I'll just go in bone dry.

Edward: MOLESTATION!!!!! WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

*meanwhile*

Yami: *turns on the radio to Reggae station*

Bakura: Pharaoh what the hell is this crap!

Yami: It's music, I like this stuff *bops to the beat*

Bakura: Hell to the no! *chances it to rock and head bangs* This is music!!!!

Yami: *shouting over music* WHY ARE THEY YELLING?!?!?

Bakura: It's Heavy Metal, get use to it!!!

Yami: I think my ears are gonna fall off! *changes back to Reggae*

Bakura: METAL! *changes*

Yami: REGGAE! *changes*

Bakura: METAL!!!!!

*both brawl to change the station*

*radio plays country "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"*

Both: O_O ...

Yami: It's.... broken...

Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY EARS THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!

*meanwhile*

Wrath: WOW!!!! YOU'RE LIMO IS SO COOL!

Pegasus: I know isn't this fun?

Wrath: YEAH!!!

Pegasus: Good, now look for you little friend so we can play alright... *stares at Wrath with hunger in his eyes*

Wrath: ... Um... why are you lookin' at me like that?

Pegasus: *shakes head* Oh... um... no reason *smiles*

Wrath: Whatever... *presses face against windows* *sings to self* lookin' for envy, lookin' for envy...

Pegasus: *starts to touch Wrath's hair*

Wrath: *smack him* What the hell, don't touch me pervert!

Pegasus: *eyes buldge and looks insane* I'M NOT A PERVERT YOU LITTLE BAST...

Wrath: *looks fearful and eyes tear up*

Pegasus: *coughs and takes a deep breath* I'm not a pervert, and that's a very rude thing to say about people... okay?

Wrath: *nods*

Pegasus: Good boy Wrath *starts to pet his head* ...be a good little boy...

Wrath: *starts crying* I WANT MY ENVY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Wrath: *is running down the street*

Envy: *is running after him* HOLD UP WRATHIE!!!

Random Lady: Oh dear! I'm calling animal control *pulls out cell phone*

Envy: Oh hell no! *takes out a mallet and smacks her up side the head* FORE!!!

Random Lady: *head goes flying off into the distance and blood showers everywhere*

Envy: *raises arms in the air and twirls trying to catch blood droplets in his mouth* OOOOOOOOOoooo! YAY!!! *blood shower stops* Ahhh... What was I doing again? O_O

*meanwhile*

Yami: This is wrong on so many levels...

Bakura: Shut up and drive to the nearest dump site! I know what I'm doing...

Yami: Jeezus man, you don't have to kill him!

Bakura: Who said anything about killin him? I was just gonna leave him for starving desperate animals to tear at his flesh...

Yami: ... *thinks* works for me *shrugs*

Bakura: Here we are! stop the car!

Yami: Are you always this pissy or are you PMSing this week?

Bakura: -_-" *gets out of the truck and send Edwards body rolling down the mountains of trash* So long Tiny Tim... *dust of hand*

Yami: How did you know his name was Tim? *looks puzzled*

Bakura: Pharaoh its just a figure of speech...

Yami: Speeches have figures?

Bakura: No, I'm... forget it -_-"

*meanwhile*

Edward: *wakes up to the smell of burning trash* *plugs nose* God it REAKS!!!

Mustang: EDWARD!!! Your awake! I've been molesting, er, i mean watching after you while you were sleeping...

Edward: Can this get any worst? T_T

Mustang: Aw Eddy-Poo is sad, here I'll hug you until you feel better *squeezes*

Edward: *rips crack* Can't... Breath... Mustang!

Mustang: I'll hug him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and call him george! ^__^

Edward: I wanna die!

HDD: BOO! *throws trash at them*

Roy: *snaps fingers and lights him on fire*

HDD: *screams in horrific pain*

Roy: *sighs* Isn't this just romantic, just the two of us by an open fire ^^

Edward: *turning blue from lack of air* help... me...

i havent been here 4 very long...

ive been hookd 4 a very long time.... ever since it started in japan

arrigato! a lot of ppl dnt like yaoi... or yuri

*random* konnichiwa!
i like ur profile! bleach rox!

i like ur art too

Marik: Yo maybe we should get him a doctor or something? *looks at Malik*

Kabuto:WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!

Marik: Ehhhhhhhhh.... you're fine

Kabuto:I'm gonna get RABIES!!! You know, the kind of desease that enter you spinal cord and slow paralyzises to the point that you cannot drink and soon you startto become crazy of thirst and *gets hit in the head with a brick* @.@ *falls over*

Marik: WTH where did that come from?

Duke: *whistling with hands behind back* ... What? The duke can't practice his duke-tastic whistling?

Marik: It wasn't even that great of a tune O_o

Duke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The duke has lost all meaning to life!!!!

Envy: Get over it wussy...

Duke: TT_____TT

Ed: This is absolutely ridiculous... I'm outta here! *takes trash can and transmutes it into a motorbike* So long suckers! *Starts to zoom off*

Envy: EDWARD!!! Stop playing hard to get and obey your master!!!

Marik: I don't think he's playing... * gets hit with a brick*

Wrath: Finally! Those idiots are outta our way...

Envy: Good boy Wrath ^^ *throws him a cookie*

Wrath: *eat it* OM NOM NOM!!!!

*elsewhere at this very moment*

Ed: *is driving down the street* Now where the hell did that explosion come from exact... *motorbike starts to slow down* Ah crap!!!! I don't have enough gas...

*hears ice cream truck music growing louder*

Ed: What the? *turns around and see truck coming at full speed* O_____O *jumps out of way of the ice cream truck before it crunches over the bike*

*Ice cream truck swevers and hit a fire hydrant* *water foundations out*

Yami: *sticks head out the window* Watch were you park you're motorcycle you c*bleep* face!!!

Ed: O_O I... I've never been called that before...

Yami: I outta take your *bleep bleep* mother and *bleep* her up her *bleeping bleep*!!!

Ed: T____T MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *thinking* looks like I'm starting to rub off of him... *smirks*

It's going pretty good.

Malik: Somebody call animal control would ya!!!

Wrath: *growls and sink teeth deeper* GRRRRRRRRRR!

Marik: I gotcha! *goes to tazers Wrath*

Wrath: *let's go of Malik's @$$*

Marik: *tazers Malik's @$$ by mistake*

Malik: *fall to the ground and starts twitching*

Duke's fangirls: *scream head off in horror*

Duke: Dude... Ouch...

Marik: Ops...


Envy: WHAT THE HELL! YOU TRIED TO TAZER MY LITTLE WRATH!!!

Marik: Hey, I make big bucks selling naked pictures of him to fanboys, I can't have him bruised on his most requested-to-be-seen feature.

Envy: *karate chops the back of Marik's neck*

Marik: D'oh! *passes out*

Envy: *turns around* My poor little Wrath, are you okay?

Wrath: *biting Kabuto's leg*

Kabuto: HELP!!!!!!!! He hasn't had all his vaccines!!!! *is shaking his leg like crazy*

Alekazem: *smacks forehead* Jeezus...

Envy: Awwwwwwww! How precious ^__^

Ed: *thinking to self* I gotta find a way outta here soon or some horrible will... oh look a bunny ^^

*meanwhile*

Scientologist: Join us, we want to know your deepest darkest secrets to blackmail, er... I mean enlighten you...

Bakura: NO! I'll never tell you about the time I underwear from Victoria's Secret and that I wear them to this day... o_o DAMN YOU'RE INTIMIDATING METHODS!!!! PHARAOH SAVE ME FROM TOM CRUISE!!!

Yami: Did somebody say "HELP"? *is on a roof top with a cape blowing in the wind*

Bakura: Pharaoh! Thank goodness you're here!

Yami: *peers down* Oh... it's Bakura, where have you been, you still owe me that $200 dollars I lent you!

Scientologist: You lent a thief money?

Yami: He said he was gonna donate it to charity, but i found out he spent it all on booze...

Bakura: Hey I tipped the guy with the change... that counts right

Scientologist: Hmm, gullible eh? Would you mind donating money to the church of Scientology?

Yami: Hell no!

How's it going?