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Hello, I'm Lauren but you can call me Selina if you want.
Before you ask, yes i am a strange person but arn't we all?, i am somewhat of a fangirl however i would desire to be put down before i hit the stage of rabid fangirlism (it's contagious).
 
I like anime and Manga infact my favourites list keeps getting bigger, with the help on friends who reccomend some pretty good series. I also like horror movies or anything with mass amounts of violence and gore, what can i say they are pretty funny. I think I have become so decensitised to violence and or gore that I can watch an autopsey while eating. I would acctually like to watch a live autopsey. So far the only ones i have seen are from the programe 'Inside nature's giants' where they perform autopsies on animals like Fin Whales, Elephants etc.

Like most people I have a list of things I dispise with a passion. Right now on that top spot is that idiotic Twilight craze grouped with Lady Gaga. Frankly they should both burn. The book series should burn the pathetic actors and Gaga should be sacrificed to whatever god is up there to pospone this little 2012 prophecy that some people are fretting over. 

I like meeting new people and if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Facebook? NO I do not have one nor do I intend to get one. I'm already a looser offline and online no need for further proof with facebook and the silly little 'get a friend but not really' contest. So you have over 200 friuends, do you talk to them all regualarly?

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zeldafan92 on July 12, 2009, 6:29:41 AM

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zeldafan92Duke: There's just something not Duke-tastic about him *study's Envy* That hair, those clothes, I'm just not feelin it man...

Envy:*to Duke* And when the hell made you think that dice earing and mime eyeliner was such a hot idea?

Duke: Oh... idk maybe is because...

*huge crowd of fangirls appear and start cheering outta nowhere*

Joey: *in tight version of a dog suit cheering with pom poms and a mini skirt* Woof! Woof!

Kabuto: That's somewhat disturbing...

Wrath: Is everyone here a transvestite? O_o

Ed: That reminds me, what ever happen to Mustang?

Everyone: Uh...

*meanwhile*

Roy: *pushes out from under a garbage heap* AIR!!!! I NEED AIR!!!!

Homeless Dumbster Diver: HEY! Get outta here this is my spot! *shakes fist*

Roy: *gasping* Yea... and whatcha... gonna do about it?

HDD: *smacks Roy in the head his a pipe* Get outta here now!!!

Roy: @.@ I see... little blue birdies! *giggles*

HDD: *Hits him again*

Roy: *passes out*

HDD: Well, at least now I have something to feed Chompy, my pet sewer aligator... *starts dragging Roy off*

*flashes back*

Envy: That's not important, what's important is you and me *wraps arm around Ed*

Ed: STOP!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! EVER!!!

Kabuto: That's what she said...

everyone: *starts at him*

Wrath: LAME! *kicks in groined*

Kabuto: *in high pitched voice* Mommy... *falls over*

Malik: I didn't even now he had balls? O_o

Envyz: Now that surprises me...

Kelalailea on July 12, 2009, 12:30:45 AM

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KelalaileaOhayo!

zeldafan92 on July 10, 2009, 1:04:24 AM

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zeldafan92Wrath: Drama Queens...

Ed: Why you obnoxious limb stealing soulless...

Envy: Now Edward that isn't nice, if you don't stop I'll have to punish you later ;)

Alekazem: Hope you weren't planning to do that with your leather whip, handcuffs, gag ball, nipple clamps, *goes on down the seeming never ending list* cuz I pawned those for some motorbike parts... and the chocolate syrup is gone btw *pats tummy* Mmmm... hot fudge sunday...

Envy: *GASP!* you dog.... well at least I can use the slutty santa claus outfit to throw him over my knee and spank that naughty

Malik: DEAR GOD MAN!!! Is that all that's on your mind?!?

Envy: Well what else should I think about.

Kabuto: Oh i don't know, politics, saving the enviroment, reliefs programs in third world countries, famous art, world history, ...

Wrath: NERDY OVERLOAD!!! *runs up and punches Kabuto in the stomach*

Malik: Wow... O_o nice one kid...

Wrath: I know, it's because I don't punch like a drag queen.

Malik: Who are you call a drag queen!!! *is wear stelleto heels*

Ed: *cough cough* slutty mcskank whore... *cough cough*

Malik: Without they I'm still head and shoulders above you, shorty Mcshortstuff!

Ed: That's it! Now you're gonna get it!!! *gets in another cat fight*

Marik: WOOT! Finally!!!!!!

Alekazem: *to Selina* I think we would have been better off running a animal shelter

zeldafan92 on July 9, 2009, 12:13:41 PM

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zeldafan92Alekazem: Where did you come from? O_o

Envy: Wrath! *huggles and pets* You're so cute cuz you got some of Ed's limbs...

Marik, Malik, and Kabuto: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Wrath: *is purring* Hey why do those two look the same? *points to Marik and Malik*

Alekazem: Well Wrath, one was sorta born from the other, like you and ... baby and they're connected by something called the Shadow Realm, and now they have there own bodies... yea, we'll go with that...

Wrath: Oooooooooooooh *points at Marik* Why is that one so ugly then?

Marik: I'm ugly?!?!? You little brat, who the hell do you think ya are anyways...

Envy: Don't talk to Wrath that way he's very sensitive and innocent!!!!

Wrath: Can we brutally kill him now, Envy? *cheery smile*

Malik: Pft! Innocent my @$$...

Kabuto: When was your @$$ ever innocent by the way?

Malik: *punches him in the face* dog...

Kabuto: You GDMFB!!!! you hit someone with glasses!!! I can see...

Malik: It's your own damn fault for being blind...

Alekazem: That makes absolutely no sense...

Malik: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Alekazem: O_o ...

Envy: Anyways *cuts Ed lose and throws over shoulder* I'll be leaving now with my prize...

Alekzem: QUICK! Stop him from brutally molesting Ed!!!

Marik, Malik, Kabuto: *are not paying attention and whistling, playing with finger nails, adjust glasses, ect...)

zeldafan92 on July 9, 2009, 4:54:14 AM

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zeldafan92Malik: But Ed you're never gonna get taller if you don't drink your milk, plus you'll dehydrate...

Ed: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GODDAMN TART I'M NORMAL SIZED, OKAY!!!!! YOU PEOPLE JUST MUST BE FREAKISHLY HUGE OR SOMETHING!!!

Envy: You can drink some of my milk Edward *smirks*

Ed: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS TYPE OF...

Kabuto: *knocks Ed out Star Trek Volcan* At least now he can't complain about being raped...

Envy: But the tears and screams are the best part *pouts*

Marik: You are one sick puppy you know that...

Envy: *turns into a HUGE rottweiler* *growls at Marik*

Marik: No... easy boy, be a nice doggy... *sweats and runs to jumps over a nearby fence*

Roy: *sings* I love dogs!!!! ... but in this case I will have to make an exception...

Envy: *Turns to Roy and lunches to attack him*

Roy: Burn you unloyal hellhound!!! *snaps fingers and flames engulf Envy* HOT DOG'S ANYBODY?

Envy: *is left as a smoldering charcoal pile*

Roy: Haha! *does goofy victory dance* I WIN!!!!

Envy: *gets up and ashes start to fall away relieving Envy without a single burn* The only "buns" I'll be put into are Edward's pretty little ones *smiley greedily*

Kabuto: *smacks forehead* That... was a horrible visual...

Roy: You're wrong, I'll have Edward and the money... *turns to an empty vault* Wait... WHAT?!?!

Alekazem: *looks around* Where's Bakura?

everyone: *silence*

Malik: They don't call him the Thief of Egypt for t=nothing you know...

zeldafan92 on July 8, 2009, 11:08:06 AM

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zeldafan92Btw have u heard of or have "skype"?

zeldafan92 on July 8, 2009, 10:50:30 AM

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zeldafan92Bakura: Edward, I got some bad news for ya...

Ed: TT_______TT NOOOOOOO! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!

Envy: *sings* Boom! Boom! Boom! I wantcha in my room...

Roy: *red vein pops* STOP IT! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ED AS LONG AS I'M IN THE PICTURE!!!

Envy: Then we'll settle this in a duel to the death then!

Roy: dog I will CUT you!

Malik: Puh-LEEZ white boy...

Roy: Don't you have some Hebrews to enslave and build pyramids or something...

Malik: Right before you put them in a fernace...

Roy: Your "Gypsies" can go in with 'em!

(I could go on with Egyptian, Jew, and German jokes but I'll stop there lol)

Alekazem: OKAY! That's enough...

Guard: My hair is getting confused @.@

Bakura: Quick, let's get outta here while he's distracted by mildly intelligent bad humor!

Everyone: *runs out of burning build and pants heavily*

Marik: Now can we have a duel to the death?

Ed: *is tied to a poles* Wait! WTH?!?!?!?

Envy: The winner gets the full metal pipsqueek as his lover!

Ed: NOOOOO! I didn't sign up for this you dim witted piece of *has a gag ball shoved in his mouth*

Marik: What? I wanted him to shut up for a minute

zeldafan92 on July 8, 2009, 10:17:29 AM

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zeldafan92I know what you mean, summer here is just humid hot rain :P It's driving me crazy!!!! *is wishing to stab self with pencil*

No problem ^__^ I would love to actually. Btw do you want them to just be posing or do you want a certain scene, or better yet I had this idea that you take the two and set it with the scene in the Lion King where Envy is Zira and Wrath is Kovu to the song "My Lullaby". Idk choose whatever it your trade, just throwin it out there, I might make it either way :)

For me ... Hmmm, maybe have a Zelda/FMA crossover of Link and Edward or just a comical pic with Ed and Roy, either is fine.

zeldafan92 on July 7, 2009, 2:44:41 PM

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zeldafan92Ed: I should just mess up my face and be done with this crap then -_____-"

Roy: DON'T EVEN SAY SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS!!! *tackles and sobs all over him*

Bakura: That's not creepy at all... *cough cough*

Ed: *is muffled by Roy's body* Mustang... get off me... now...

Roy: OH THE AGONIZING THOUGHTS!!! *still crying*

Alekazem: Get off you're gonna suffocate him!

Envy: Can I suffocate him then?

everyone: O_____O ...

Marik: You're one sadistic S.O.B.

Ed: His mother really is a dog btw... *ribs crack from Roy's embrace* O_o ... yep... my lung are internally bruised now... *passes out*

Kabuto: Quick somebody call an abulence!!!

Malik: Errr... sorry, I'm outta minutes...

Marik: Should have gotten Verizon...

Envy: And you think I'm bad? I may be a sadist but at least I'm not cheap enough to let someone die like you humans.

Bakura: On the other hand you also don't give a crap either way.

Envy: ...Touche'...

HikariYugiYamiAtemu on July 7, 2009, 2:22:36 PM

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HikariYugiYamiAtemuYeah..they should..T__T

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