Chapter 4 - Heading to Irk

rushing towards his Voot, Zim motioned for Gir to jump in as he began to start up his Ship. Watching Gir Climb in and attempt to lay on his lap, Zim pushed him off Ignorantly as he stirred the ship upward.

Rocking peacefully inside his Voot cruiser, Zim began to struggle to ignore Gir who was singing horribly out of Tune.“Gir,” grumbled Zim, “Gir!” Blinking up at his master, Gir stuck out his tongue happily as he chirped out a yes.

“Don’t sing that, that Song ever again!” Chocked out Zim through clutched teeth.“Okay,” shrugged Gir as he quickly jumped back into his seat.
Staring out into the bleak starry sky, Gir began to shift intensely as the need to destroy something began to overwhelm him.“Can I drive?” Asked Gir as He spun around and began to send Zim a pleading look.

Taken by surprise from Gir’s unexpected question, Zim closed his wide open jaw as he growled, “No, you would just wreck it and…”Continuing the steer the ship, Zim pushed the thought of Gir out of his mind as he began to think of his highly respected Surprise that was awaiting him.

Sneaking up into Zim’s lap and clinging to his Invader Uniform, Gir began to shake him lively as he continued to Plead.
“Pleaseee” Cried Gir who was now crying to himself.
“No!” Grumbled zim as he tried to Push Gir out of his way,“Move, Zim can’t see where..!”
“Please!” cried Gir while weeping sadly“
No!!!” Screamed Zim
“PLEASE, please, please!!!” Screamed Gir who was beginning to throw a fit.
“ZIM SAID NO!” Screamed Zim as it soon began to interfere with his superior steering skill.

As this continued on like this, tallest Purple and red were having troubles themselves.Hiding behind an obvious looking Door, tallest purple pocked his Slender arm out as he Shoved a don’t interrupt Sign against the medal door.
Sitting back down and cradling the empty Bag of nacho cheese, Purple began to Mourn the Loss of the not forgotten snacks as he attempted to hold back his despair.

Red meanwhile, was standing tall against the door waiting,Planning on what he would do whenever Zim stepped Foot on their planet’s surface.
“Maybe we could Boil him in some Hot Lava and Feed him to the Mole rats or we could once and for all destroy him,” Red whispered as the loud screams and explosions took place outside.

“We could send him on a fake mission!” Shouted Purple who suddenly began to grow amused in the whole idea or permanently harming the Little Pest known as Zim.
Smacking Purple against the head, Red Lowered his gaze as he hovered to the far corner, “We Already did that, its surprising that he hasn’t been destroyed yet!” Hovering back up and leaning against the door, red began to grow quiet as he concentrated on his thoughts.
Feeling something move away from Him, Red glanced back as he tumbled to the ground.

Staring up at the enormous robot that was holding the medal door in its hand, Red Attempted to glare at it hatefully as he watched out of Share horror as it devoured the Door in one gulp.
Hovering quickly past Red who was still laying on his back,Purple began to make a break for it and The Robot turned to face him.Scrambling up to his feet and repeating the same action as his fellow Tallest, Red began to Catch up To Purple as they made it outside.

Ducking behind a giant floating Billboard with their Body plastered all over it, Red and Purple began to frantically Look for a better hiding spot when a Ship Collided into Irk’s Soil.
Watching with fascination as the Ship began to Open, The tallest’ moaned grumpily as they Watched Zim straggle out and collapse to the ground.

“Never, Will Zim ever allow you to Pilot (gasps) my ship!”Chocked Zim who was gasping from the irritated Headache that he had picked up.Hopping out happily, Gir smiled to himself as he clutched the broken Staring wheel in his left hand.
“Hi!!!” Screamed Gir happily as he Glanced in the direction of The Tallest.“Guards!!” screamed Red as he pointed furiously at the collapsed Zim.
Realizing that they were not in ear range of the Irken guards,Red Moaned half to himself as he whispered something into Purples ear.

“Just follow my lead, Were going to have to lure him towards the Undamaged cell cambers,” whispered red, “Then we’ll lock him up and Do something horrible to him after our short Subjects Rid this Robot beast!”
Nodding his head in agreement, Purple stared down at the incredibly Tiny Sir unit who was pointing to something in its hands.“Yes, That’s very err Nice,” Purple Grinned,” nice Umm, is that a steering Wheel?”

Holding the Voot cruiser’s steering device in his hands, Gir pulled it uneasily against his chest as he nodded his head.Receiving odd stares, Gir began to look around when something caught his eye. Realizing that the Dumb Sir unit was staring with great interest at his hand, Tallest purple glanced down at the empty bag of Nachos that was nestled within his hand.
Mouthing the words No, Purple began to back away from the Hungry Sir as it suddenly jumped at him.

Ignoring that fact that Purple and Zim’s useless Sir Unit were fighting aimlessly over a slightly ripped bag, Red silently hovered towards Zim as he began to focus on the Tiny Body of the Irken.
“Zim, Rise to your feet!” Barked Red while waving his hand in an upwards gesture.
Jumping to his feet and saluting, Zim stared happily at his leader as he began to mouth that oh so peculiar Phrase, “Do you have Zim’s surprise?!”

“Yes, but its over in that Direction,” gestured Red who was now pointing in a darkened corner of Irk’ssoil.Looking in the direction, Zim rose an antenna and spoke Uncertainly, “But.. That’s where the cell pods are located, why is Zim’s surprise there?”
“That’s what makes it so Secret!” Lied Tallest Red while forcing a smile upon his face.
Thinking this over, Zim suddenly stretched to his full height as he Once again saluted, “I would be honored to...”

Raising his antenna as a Sheer Shriek and Mechanical laughter could be Heard, Zim glanced towards Tallest Reds side as tallest Purple and Gir came into his view. “Gir, release him Now!” ordered Zim while Pointing at the fallen over tallest.
Releasing his death Grip, Gir quickly clicked into Duty mode as he Saluted, “yes my Lord!”
“So shall we Get on with this, we cant Let Zim’s Almighty Surprise be left waiting!” Pointed out Zim. Rolling his Eyes, Red began to lead Zim towards his “surprise”as Purple caught up to them.

Shifting back into his normal goofy mode, Gir stood there quietly as something seemed to be urging him to stop his master.
Running up behind Zim and tugging on the back on his shirt,Gir began to look around as the taller figures seemed to be smiling oddly.“
Master…” whispered Gir, “I wanna” “Stop tugging on Zim’s uniform...” shouted Zim while waving his hands, “Cant you tell Zim’s about to get his Honored Surprise!”

Opening his mouth to say something else, Gir was suddenly interrupted as a Sheer Order could be heard from one of Zim’s leaders, “arrest Him!”
Watching intensely as undercover Irkens Burst out from their hiding spots, Gir continued to stare as they all dove at the flabbergasted Zim.“My tallest, I thought…” Began Zim before something was stuffed into his Mouth hastily.
“Place him into one of the captive pods; we will do something with him once we destroy that android!”

Getting dragged away, Zim struggled to free himself from his bounds as he stared hopelessly in the direction of Gir. Watching Zim get dragged away, Gir quietly continued to stare at his distant Master as his view began to fog up.
Allowing his tears to roll down his face, Gir finally ripped his gaze away from the direction of Zim’s arrest as he Stared up at the Tallest. “What should we do with Zim’s Sir?” questioned Purple While Pointing at the troubled looking Gir.

“Just leave him be, he's too stupid to defend himself, he’ll eventually cross paths with Zim's’ destructive Robot.” Watching deeply as the Tallest hovered away, Gir allowed his antenna to droop as he pulled his gaze back up.
Finally making up his mind, Gir began to walk as he followed the trail of Zim’s struggle.“I’ll help master, and then he’ll be happy again,” whispered Gir who was beginning to grow happier as the Thought of Helping his Master over powered him.

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