Comic I made up (It's funny! Please read!)

Okay, I drew this comic to send in to the Neopian Times on Neopets, but I haven't sent it in yet 'cause it's too bleepin' big. So I had to resize it enough to put it in, but not so much the words become unreadable. Anyway, it's called Banzai! Wonderland, And I think it's pretty funny even if the coloring awful and the artwork is sub-par. Comments anyone?