Shmee at a Bad Time

ok.. this is supposed to look like me.. but the eyes are really far apart and the chest is alittle too wide.. i'm not that skinny either but its my first time trying to draw myself not chibi-ish.. I ate squirrel once at a friends house and now one of my nick names is "The Chick Who Eats Squirrels".. so im playng off that.. please dont hurt me.. no squirrels were actually harmed except the one i ate..