Dante The Lampshade

LMAO I remember when I first started loving Devil May Cry to bits, me and my one cousin, were just thinking of something random. We thought of a story where we imagined me and her as Dante's certain kind of relatives. Then when Trish comes to visit, she goes to his closet to get some kind of devil arm but it turns out that the closet is filled with with crap-load of pizza boxes, so she gets avalanched on. After brushing herself off, she goes into the main room and sees Dante standing in a the corner with a lampshade on his head. She approaches him and says, "Dante, I'm not that dumb, I know you're there". Then Dante goes, "Uh...I'm not Dante, I'm a lamp! Click, click" XD