The Amazing adventures of Clank & Ratchet

Clank:Who you calling a little useless battery?<br />
Ruler: Um... you!<br />
Clank: Well Give me two!!! count'em two reasons!!<br />
Ruler: 1: I use you to charge my phone (and I have got a charger now)2: you hang around all day on ratchets back (no wonder he sold him for a $1)<br />
Clank: Well.. I uh...<br />
Um aha! Check out my new game I'm the main charactor!<br />
If you cant read my bad handwriting it says : Over 360 weapons including the rubber duck,<br />
Even clanks sidekick gets some action (and speech) You know you wanted this.<br />
Ruler: Your still worthless to me!