Self Insertion With A Purpose Yer eh whatever Unedited^^

Self Insertion With A Purpose Yer eh whatever Unedited^^

Me thinking to myself What The Where Am I and Why am i a fox anthro with red hair?

This ain't my natural colors!

"You're here to do an interview with Big Cheese are you not?" a voice said.

The voice belonged to Jerry Atric which surprised me a bit cuse i was looking at a character from my fave anime.

"Um I am?"

"yes and he does not like to be kept waiting i don't want him to explode"

"Okay if you says so"

me thinking again I loved that villain but i loved something more which was my fave odd shipping.



This was my chance hopefully i could get this interview to work for my Big Cheese x Pollyness.

I said "Hello anyone home" thinking yeesh lame line alert.

"Well it's about time" a voice said then he quickly shut his trap.

and looked at me with a goofy expression.

and me thinking whoo boy i know that kind of look.

He can't fall for me even if i would like him too

I like Big Cheese x Polly More

Then Big Cheese x me.

"Well hello say would you like to be my girl?"

"I say sorry to say i ain't the girl for you"

Thinking you know In your heart who you really like

He thinks sigh i know I've been shot down again but maybe i can wear her down.

Um he walks up to me and says "so shall we start the interview and then maybe we can get to know each other better or something."

"Um okay interview first but no after dude you have to accept no as an answer."

"Fine" he scowled a bit

"Let's get this over with then i can drown my sorrows in root beer."

"Seems someone has low self esteem."

"Take that back or I'll explode"!

"Look don't do that it's to early for that.

And it's not that I don't like you it's that i have a suspicion you like someone else.

that you won't let anyone know about.

Big Cheese gulped and thought could she know? but how?

Oh why had he agreed to this interview?

"Question one you had a hand in something to do with the pointless sisters band

did you not? and no lies please even though you are a villain you did agree to a truthful interview."

"Yes i did and confidentially i did not like them that much."

"Oh really is that why you said they were a couple of good looking babes and asked Jerry Atric which one do you like better.

I think the real question is which one did you like more Big Cheese.

Ulp she did know he was trapped how could he change the subject."

"Ya know my fave adventure was when i went back in time and called that flea bag Polly ugly."

He Laughed "she was so mad it was so funny.

And i hate her and the other stupid Pizza Cats for always getting in the way of what i want power and money"

"I'm so sure that was why you called her a ugly dogface."
i was rolling my eyes in a sarcastic way.

"Not!

I think that it was a Juvenal ploy cuse you thought you'd never have a chance with her.

And why would you remember her from all those years ago.

unless your younger self fell for or out of uniform self and you fell as well.

and you always wondered why you met her in the past.

Well Big Cheese Maybe it is something called chance of fate and you may have blown yours back then."

Big Cheese broke down and cried "It's True i love Polly Esther but i don't think she even likes me let alone loves me."

"Well maybe maybe not you'll never know unless you try if You Put your mind to it you can accomplish anything."

"Really nice words i will do it eventually after a nap or longer."

Then he cried "I Can't do it there's no way she'd want me."


Me thinking I"d say Thank you Back To The Future

but alas it did not work.

Then I used my cell phone to Call the pizza Cats Place and Said "Hello Ms. Ester I'd like to interview you."

Polly was wondering why she was called by an interviewer who had interviewed Big Cheese.

She Secretly had a crush on Big Cheese but there's no way she could know that and there was no way Big Cheese liked her anyway.



"Hello Polly" thinking oi that was sort of punny"

"Hi Ms..."

"Call me ms Fox i just don't like to give out my name it is just something i don't like to do that often."

"Okay a couple of questions is all i have time for"

"Well I was wondering about the time ya went back 15 years in the past

"how did you feel when Big cheese called ya an ugly Dog Face."

how did she know about that fox Boy must have bragged about insulting her or something.

"it made me so angry that i tossed him in a river."

"did it hurt your feelings as well?

"Well yes no girl likes to be called ugly."


"Especially by someone you like am i right?"

"What me like him are you nuts?!"

"Oh really is that why you said i was afraid it would come to this?

I mean it was like you did not want to throw the love bomb at young Big Cheese."


"Yeh i guess But end result ended in the accidental kiss with him and Jerry and she giggled and went on "kind of funny all his guy kisses were accidents."

She said "Jerry and Seymour kissed when he tripped then when he crashed through the roof that one was my fault my bad."

she went on "but that don't mean he's that way ya know accidents happen some things get blown out of proportions."



"Yeh" I said "like him and Speedy not actually a kiss i then said that was more like the faces knocked together but no lip action."

"Heh your right and i mean there are other reasons some guys dressed in drag or pretended to be that way right?"

"Yup it does not mean they were that way

here are some examples

Rock and Roll come on Twisted Sister they did it for Rock and Roll.

Jack Tripper pretended to be that way so he could share and apartment with girls

plus he was sort of a sex maniac

and Tootsie the movie did it to get a job he could not get as a guy plus he fell for a girl."

"What were you getting at from before we got side tracked."

"i think you like Big Cheese and I'm pretty sure he pretends or acts that way so no one not even you would ever find out his feelings for you."

"How do exactly know he's not that way."

"Well he kind of hit on me."

"what he hit on you? That Rat "

"whooa I think it was cuse he figured he could never get you to like him.

It's obvious from your jealous outburst you do like him."

"You really think he likes me?" she blushed a bit

"i believe so cuse when i interviewed him with questions

"i used similar tactics like the ones i used on you earlier

and he broke down and blabbed."

"Wow you are a good interviewer

i think I'll pay fox boy a visit."

Last i heard he was crying and said he was gonna take a nap.

Here's an idea i gots for ya i whisper something into her ear.


she giggles and says "I'll do it".

my Work is done i say to myself i fade out of there plain of existence.

Big Cheese was sleeping and Polly crept in to his bed and curled up beside him

she put her arm around him and kissed his cheek.

he woke up and thought i must be dreaming.

so he kissed her lips but was surprised when she kissed his lips back.

He yelped out after the kiss Polly is it you is it really you I'm not dreaming does this mean you like me.

Of course it does ya silly fox i guess you like me too to kiss my lips when i first just kissed your cheek.

Well heck yeh i like ya i just did not think ya liked me.

Then they kiss again and say i love you to each other then they make love.

Me in Real world wakes up and think what the heck did i eat.


The End LOL



Not really a dream i had just drew a pic and wanted to do something cute and silly for the description.

i used colored pencils only for unedited version

same story unedited pic^^

i'm a Fox Cat In The Pic LOL^^

i don't really have red hair it's dark brown^^

i have bluish eyes not red^^

eh was bored

so i based the description on a pic i drew when bored^^