What is this Feeling?

Army: Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical.

Yuliana: My dear Father...

Yuliana and Army: There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz.

Yuliana: But of course, I'll care for Nessa.
But of course, I'll rise above it.

Yuliana and Army: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
Yes, there's been some confusion.
For you see, my room-mate is.

Army: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And all together quite impossible to describe.

Yuliana: Blonde.

Army: What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

Yuliana: I felt it the moment.
I laid eyes on you.

Army: My pulse is rushing.

Yuliana: My head is reeling.

Army: My face is flushing.

Yuliana and Army: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing.
Unadulterated loathing.

Army: For your face.

Yuliana: Your voice.

Army: Your clothing.

Yuliana and Army: Let's just say - I loathe it all.
Ev'ry little trait, however small.
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl.
With simple utter loathing.
There's a strange exhilaration.
In such total detestation.
It's so pure and strong!!!
Though I do admit it came on fast.
Still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loathing.
Loathing you.
My whole life long!!!

Jaroslav, Painly, Flippy and Miroslav: Dear, you are just too good.
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But you're a martyr!

Yuliana: Well, these things are sent to try us!

Jaroslav, Painly, Flippy and Miroslav: Poor you, forced to reside.
With someone so disgusticified.
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your...

All: What is this feeling... Loathing.
So sudden and new? Unadulterated loathing.
I felt the moment For her face, her voice.
I laid eyes on you Her clothing.

Yuliana and Army: My pulse is rushing Let's just say:
My head is reeling We loathe it all!
Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little trait.

Army: Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh...
Yes! Begin to crawl!!
Ahhh! Ahhh!!

All: Loathing!

Yuliana and Army: There's a strange exhilaration Loathing.
In such total detestation Loathing.
So pure, so strong Loathing.

Jaroslav, Painly, Flippy and Miroslav: So strong!

Yuliana and Army: Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last

All: And I will be loathing Loathing.
For forever loathing Loathing.
Truly deeply loathing Loathing you!!!

Jaroslav, Painly, Flippy and Miroslav: My whole Loathing
Life long! Unadulterated loathing!

Army: Boo!

Yuliana: Aaahh!!


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Pic inspired in the song "What is your Feeling?"