WOnka impersonator

Ok story time :D So I went to Salem with my friend Kiersa and bought these pretty awsome goggles right? Well earlier we watched epic movie so I was doing creepy-@$$ imitation of that Wonka in like the middle of the mall with my friends and people looking over XD She and others are laughing claiming to not know me xD;; I sounded pretty much like a psychotic petophile, I couldnt remember exactly what he said so what I said was:
"Hey kiddies, want to know what makes my chocolate so delicious? Its little human bits and soon a little parts of each and every one of you will be in my chocolate....You're mine now.."
Why I'm standing so weird is because...I'm nto sure I was walking talking and standing weird XD Also, my hair is black and purple, I have a weird hair cut that the buttom layer is longer and black while the top alyer is shorter and purple~


Also on a final note: Check out some of my friends writing, you may need ot copy and paste it into Microsoft or soem thing but its worth it she's a great writer. He user name is xoloser (I beleive)