Talking Waco

This is a talking waco. It's a mythical fruit in the guava family and it grows all over the world in any climate, any time of the year. Its skin is a peach colour with a blue patch near the stem, and it is hard like an apple's skin. It tastes like a mix between a blueberry, a banana, and a pineapple, and near the blue patch there is a juice-filled cavity. The growths resembling legs near the bottom contain seeds, which when planted will grow either tomatoes, plantains, or watermelons. A talking waco tree grows only when an uneaten walking taco is dropped on the ground between 6 and 10 pm on a Saturday night. Contrary to popular belief, talking wacos cannot talk or move independently.
This is so weird.