What Actually Happend....

In case you can't read, the comic says:
Panel 1-Shinji: "I hope you wont regret this...."
(Also there's an Artist's note of how crappy my Shinji hand is)
Panel 2-Ichigo: "!!!"
Panel 3-Sign: "Welcome to Kurosaki's Inner World. Prepare for WTF. Thnx.
Panel 4- Pretty obvious...
Panel 5- Balloon: "I R TEH 99TH LUFT BALLOON!"
Misa and Raito: "Death Note. Wrong anime."
Sign: "We told you so >)"
Bottom quote: "He has no inner world. Only inner fantasies. Of cows.