Have You Had Your Sam Today?

I... think I've seen something like this somewhere.<br />
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Anyway, it's something I say a lot when refering to someone I like.<br />
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As in : 'Have you had your Asheton today, Kurstin?'<br />
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I said this earlier to my friend; and then I was like... Sam's a flirty bi tiger thing! Everyone should have a little bit of him each day!<br />
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Remember, Sam is good, but overuse can lead to extreme dorkiness. Dorks should only use Sam in small portions.<br />
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Otherwise, Immortally_Brokens may occur.