Tak and Lard Nar

Edit: Anyone who thinks this couple is cool or cute...or even thinks the idea of Vortians and Irkens being friends is neat, come check out my club and see if you'd like to join! ^_^

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Lard Nar: hehe...she's looking straight at me! and now she's waving!

I actually thought Tak and Lard Nar would make a cute pairing when I was singing a Zim musical-yes I did indeed say Zim musical to my sister. It just sorta' happened. Lol.

This my version of how they met:

It has been many years since the Resisty's first encounter with the Massive. Tak is on her way to the Clagnorf Galaxy to get silver plactonium...I think it's a special gas...for her cruiser. She wants to get there through a wormhole since it would take forever to get there the long way. When she gets to the wormhole however, the Resisty's ship is blocking the way and she has to go straight in order to make it.

Tak: *groans and hails the Resisty* If you don't move your ship, I'll go through you, you stupid Vortian!
For whatever reason, Lard Nar brushes Tak's comment aside and it's love at first site...for him anyway.
Tak: Why are you staring at me like that!? I need to get through!
Lard Nar: Where are you going?
Tak: Not like it's any of your business, but I'm going to the Clagnorf Galaxy. You're making me lose my patience!
Lard Nar: When will I see you again?
Tak: Excuse me?? Why do you care!? Ugh...
This pretty much goes on for a bit until he finally moves the ship and lets her through. The Massive is close by and they were originally going to follow it, but Lard Nar follows Tak instead, confusing his whole crew. They land on the planet Tak ends up on and Lard Nar gets out, all nervous while walking toward her. She is annoyed of course.
Tak: WHY ARE YOU HERE!!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Lard Nar: I...eh...hey, you're not going to pour that silver plactonium into your cruiser are you?
Tak: *suspicious* Yes...why?
Lard Nar: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Tak: Listen you, I''m not stupid and I don't need advice from you got that!?
Lard Nar: I just have a bad feeling-
Tak: Be quiet already! *starts pouring the stuff in*
Lard Nar suddenly runs toward her and pushes her out of the way. As he does this, she screams, the Resisty freaks out, and Tak's cruiser explodes.
Tak: *absolutely stunned* You-you-you...saved me...
Lard Nar: I did didn't I? *blushes*

To sum things up, it takes a while for Tak to even think about going out with him. It ultimately leads up to the two getting married and having three Irken/Vortian hybrid girls. I have a distorted imagination and I like it. Hate me all you want! I don''t care! Hahaha!

P.S: Miya (My-uh), Kemma Key, and Lily are their daughters. Miya is 5 years older than Kemma Key and 8 years older than Lily. Kemma Key is 3 years older than Lily. Yay.

Invader Zim© Jhonen Vasquez
Clagnorf Galaxy, Miya, Kemma Key, and Lily © Me