Pete's first scan

This was for an assignment we had to do in English last year so this is old. 2005 yep. But we had to make an "alphabetical poem". My partner got A-M and I got N-Z. Pete the Scanner pretty much killed this pic, but that's because I put so much tape on it. Oh, and I took off the "S" one.

Here is the poem:

N - Nails aren't play things. If you step on some, it will sting.
O - Ovens are super hot. Sadly you are not.
P - Pie pleases me very much and cupcakes and such.
Q - When Harry Potter took out his Quill, oh how did that ink spill.
R - Rice pudding makes me gag just like your great grandma the hag.
T - Tony the Tiger thinks he's so great and yet he can never get a date.
U - Underwater badminton would be hard for my Japanese kitten. (the cat is saying reow!)
V - The Vein on my forehead is popping from all this noise. Stop playing with your stupid toys.
W - Weed wackers are awesome. If you got old ones, toss 'em. (I know they look like toothbrushes. I'm aware of that)
X - Xmas is my life. If only Santa gave me a wife.
Y - Yipee! it's the last day of school. Aw, my bad, it's April Fools.
Z - Invader Zim is my favorite show! I'm insane you know.

Invader Zim © Jhonen Vasquez
Harry Potter © J.K Rowling
Tony the Tiger © Frosted Flakes?
Everything else © Me