Not Fair!!!

This happened to me today, I was hanging around at the gym during lunch (library was closed, I ran into my coach and he letted me stay in the gym since there weren't any classes during lunch) so I go in the coaches' office and I find the coaches eating SHISH KEBOBS! I KNEW IT! TEACHERS REALLY DO GET BETTER FOOD! Anyway i jokingly said "No fair, You guys get to eat shish kebobs and all we get is some plastic pizza!! I bet you get Lobster Bisque too???" and the coach answers "Yeah we do, on Monday. And we get duck on Tuesdays."