Lappy

Lappy-<br />
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Lappy is my computer. He’s abused, hurt, and has tried to kill himself numerous times, and has even crashed before. BUT since I’m in such desperate need of a computer, at all times, he’s brought back always. Lappy looks close to exactly the way my laptop does too. I’ll prove it.<br />
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Eyes (monitor): Where it would normally be white, it’s shaded because sometimes, Lappy inverts colors…and that pisses me off…<br />
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Mouth (speakers): Is always closed unless it’s at night, because I either have headphones in or he’s on mute. At night I listen to music, so that’s when he can talk.<br />
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Sticker on his cheek: I have a sticker on my monitor…it’s one of those code things for Photoshop Elements 2.0…<br />
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Gray areas: Meh. Random. On the bottom of my laptop the black is coming off of it, and it’s silver metal stuff. So yea.<br />
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On and i button: It’s on the above keyboard, close to the monitor…chesty enough for me.<br />
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Shirt (Keyboard and Touch Pad): …Don’t ask. It was 11 at night and all I could think was, “Here’s your frackin’ Alphabet” to give him a bit of attitude…but he was starting to look like a slut and some one who’d been raped a lot, hence the buttons, “Press Me”.<br />
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Dell: …Self-explanatory.<br />
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Tape on the leg: My laptop is being held together at the ends with electrical tape…so are Lappy’s pants. ^_^ <br />
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Battery: For those that must know, that’s a computers…*cough* o.o; Testicles…<br />
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USB connections (cable or jump drive, whatever…): …>_> See this is where it’s starting to get GRAPHIC. But that goes in his arse.<br />
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Power cord: Arse too. O.o; Poor guy. He gets a lot of things up his arse…<br />
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Bags under his eyes: He’s on 24/7; I figured he’d look tired. o.o;;<br />
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Beat up look: Because the laptop itself always drops >_< Like he’s trying to kill himself, and THAT’S why he looks like hell. You figure he’d actually be able to do it…he did once. Hard drive crashed and all…and if you ask what a “Hard” drive is, I’m going to kill you. Because that’s just common sense.<br />
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My Lappy’s so Uke. XP