The Blue Meanie

Alright, this is sort of an inside joke between Alyssa, myself, and my friend Haley from school. Alyssa, Haley, and I all like wrestling. I claimed Raven when I started getting back into my Original ECW phase. Since Alyssa didn't like him, I had to find SOMETHING about ECW that she would like and would agree to watch. That's where Stevie Richards came in. But Haley felt left out of our Raven's Nest obsession, and we thought of the BWO (Blue World Order), which was Stevie's parody of the New World Order. He and his flunkies, The Blue Meanie (hence, BLUE World Order) and Hollywood Nova, were so funny. Haley loves funny. So, I suggested The Meanie first as a joke. She asked what he looked like and I said 'Well, he's got a blue mohawk, blue goatee thing, cropped shirt and daisy dukes. Oh, and he paints a black mask over his eyes.' She was ecstatic at first. Then came the bad part. 'But...he's fat. Like, really fat.' She just shrugged it off and said 'I'm putting him in a fitness program. He'll be really hot when it's all done!'

So here's Meanie after the fitness program. I think he turned out REALLY sexy. Dang...now I wish I could claim him. Haley's a lucky woman.