Invading Brittain

...Ok yea i understand this isnt funny until you hear the whole story. This is for my friend, Bennett, we had to do this school project together and it was creating your own government and constitution. So we created the Country of Okibbi. Its a two person monarchy and we are its rulers. I am the otheaded invade and rule all and Bennett is the airhead pacifist, our friend created Brittain and we were gonna invade and the tooth pick thing...well that stems from out conversation that we had about me cutting everyones head off and her following behind whith a box of toothpicks putting them back on....i know disturbing but very funny...!