Story of My Life: Vampirism

Based on a real conversation.  In case you can't read my crappy hand writing, here's the dialog.
 
I'm wearing the red shirt and Chelsea is wearing the purple dress.
 
Sam- Yeah...so the whole vampire thing wouldn't work out for me...

Chelsea- Yawn~ and why's that?

Sam- Well, for one there's the process of selecting the right victim and making sure that they're AIDS free.. Plus, as good as blood tastes, it really made me feel sick...
 
Chelsea- Wait..."made" you sick?
 
Sam- You know how when you have a bloody nose sometimes the blood will drain down your throat?
 
Chelsea- Blech!