Lolz @ Fanfictions

I think I busted a rib.

Okay, so, the story behind this piece of crap. Yes, it is Xaiolin Showdown related. Shut up. I put it here because it makes fun of... Couplings?

Okay, so. It's four AM. Sashi's bored. What to do? READ FANFICTION/LOOK AT ART. Well, I just so happen to stumble by a Dreamer566666 picture, and it brings up her fanfiction, which I kinda forgot about, but was gonna read. So I dash off to read some.

Anyway, I started at the last chapter... I dunno why. And I start reading. Well, needless to say, I'm very bored, confused, then, suddenly.

"Chase and Hai made finally made love, instead of Chase molesting her to get his way"

[Which is [c] Dreamer566666, by the way.]

I'm not going to lie, kid, or decieve you. I will tell you the truth. No offense to Dreamer, or any of her fans. But, seriously?

I laughed. HARD. I started CRYING. And I kept reading, and I LAUGHED MORE. Giggling, snorting, chuckling, you name it, I did it. Still, no offense to anyway, but it was THAT frackING FUNNY. I don't know WHY [well, actually, yes, I do. But I won't go into that because I know well I'll get my @$$ flamed for it], but it was just HILARIOUS. Okay, so, Chase and Hai got back from some weird battle or something [sorry for spoiling, those who haven't read it], and... It's like this.

Chase: Well, we just came back from a battle where you severly hurt yourself. LET'S frack.

Okay, if you're not laughing, there is something WRONG with you. Just... Think about it. THINK ABOUT IT. Hai wakes up and BAM. Erotica. And what makes the story so much MORE ridiculous [in my eyes] is that Hai is SUUUUCH a Mary Sue [again, no offense to Dreamer]. I mean COME ON. -spazz-

But I laughed for the longest time. No joke. I was crying.

Oh, and, before anyone mentions it, Dreamer566666 is a keyword not because I'm trying to personally attack her. Nuh uh. Don't try that shoot. It's because the story is [c] her. So haha.

Now remember, ijits. This summary is entirely based on my OPINION, and wasn't made to offend anyone. It was made to show society how fracked up I am, how silly lines in a story can be, and what makes me laugh. I don't CARE if this hurt your feelings. Why? Because it SHOULDN'T. I drew this for ME, not you. So stfu, and if you don't like it, you gtfo.

Chase [c] Christy Hui

Hai, story clip [c] Dreamer566666

Mm. By the way, Dreamer. probably not going to be able to color any pictures. I'll try, but I'm painstakingly busy with bunches of random crap. Art. Wrting. That whole fo rizzle.

Mmhmm.

-puts up anti flame defense wall-