Roy's replacement

hi ^^ i have NO idea where ya'll left off, so i'll just randomly jump in ^^

Me: *sigh* ah... This is nice *relaxing underneath tree*
Zelda: (in the distance) maybe she's this way?
Roy: Oh, how I miss my beloved... *cries*
Marth: Oh, not that again!
Link: She's gotta' be here somewhere.
Me: Oh snap! *climbs up tree*
everyone: (walks underneath tree)
Zelda: She's not far off, I can sense her....
Roy: WHAT?!? *grabbs hold of zelda* TELL ME WOMAN!
me: (thinks) This is getting out of hand.... *throws apple at Roy's head*
Roy: OOF! *goes unconcious*
Everyone: Roy!
Me: *jumps out of tree* Well now that mister pscho's out of it, what's going on? Anybody have any idea how we got separated?
Zelda: Well I certainly don't know...
Pit: Roy might but..... He's.... Been KO'd....

everyone goes to their rooms.
me: OH SNAP! NO! I'M STUCK WITH PEACH! NOOOOOOOOO
Peach: Oh, goody! ^^ Now I can make you that lovely wedding dress!
me: O.o; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ANNA! SAVE ME!
Peach: From what dearie?
there's a bump outside the window.
Roy:Spunky? Oh, spunky?
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs inside closet and locks the door*

later... (actually guys, i'm stuck... i don't think the idea of link and zelda in a room together when they aren't married is a good idea, the same for laura and pit. it's just not appropriate.)

idk wut to post O.o;

oh yeah ^^ i was all like, lein....? WHO'S LEIN! lol XD. Hey listen, i'm sorry if you got hurt by any comment i gave to anna to give to you, but some of the stuff was just kind of inapropriate and made me uncomphy *shifts in seat unconfortably* so yeah. ^^ like i said, just please try to keep it clean... oh and let's not use booze again lol XD

back in the room, I am still locked in the closet.
me: Ok... Don't panic.... He'll NEVER find you in here...
Roy: *walks in room* OH SPUNKY?!?!?!
me: O.o;
Link: Just leave her alone will ya'?
Roy:No, I must speak to her, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN YEARS!!!
Link: It's been a week....
Zelda: Any sign of her?
Roy & Link: No....
Peach: *sigh* and i SO wanted to make her that dress!
Zelda: Why is she always the one who gets lost
me: Heeheehee. *shifts and bumps into umbrella* THUMP
everyone: What was that?
Roy: *walks over and opens door* SPUNKY!
me: OH SNAP! *trys to run out of closet*
Roy: SPUNKY, MY LOVE! *glomps*
me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ANNA! LAURA! HELP!
Roy: Who is this Help person you speak of my darling?
me: IDIOT! *hits Roy over head with umbrella*

Anna: *walks in* someone call me?
Roy: I luv u ^^ *squeezes*
Anna: Roy let her go, she's not a stuffed bear u know..
Roy: she's my little teddy bear...
Anna/Link: eeeww
Peach: Aaaww
Link: *pries Roy off of Spunky* you have major issues man..
Roy: no I'm in love!!
Peach: oh goodie!
Anna: oy... so what time is it like... um.. 2:00 A.M?
Marth walks in followed by Ike
Peach: *squeals* Marth!
Marth: *covers his ears*
Ike: Roy!
Roy: Ike i thought you died..
everyoe stares open mouthed at Ike, who drunk poison soda and lived...
Ike: NO I thought i died.. but i woke up.. and there was a little magical ball of pretty white light floating over my head! ^^
Link: oh.. that must have been my fairy.. that was why my bottle was empty... I caught a fairy but i must've dropped it by you or something...
Marth: Roy what are you doing in here, this is the girls room...
Roy: but I wanted to see Spunky
Marth: Roy we need to go to our room now, its very late, and we should all get some sleep.
Anna: yeah now this room has essence of boy in it, go on get outta here! this is the girls room none of you are girls!
Ike/Marth: *Pick up Roy*
Roy: hey! unhand me! *heading out the door* i love u Spunky! *blows Kiss*
Anna: yeah I'd move before that hits you....
Peach: lets all get to bed kids!
*15 minutes later everyone's in bed asleep... or so it would seem*
Peach: hm.... (sigh) *turns over* Hum....... hm.... (sighs loudly) HUM... *turns over on her back* Hum..... (sighs again).. *sits up and turns on light* I just can't sleep in here..
Anna: um..... n.,mn....... wha?
Peach: I'm sorry Anna.. I just can't sleep in this tacky room *gets up* I'll only take a few minutes..
an hour later.. the room is peachified all of the curtains are Pink.. there are several decorations of bright pink hearts all over the walls and the carpet is died dark Pink.. and the ceiling is smothered in pictures of Mario. not to mentions the cover on the lights have been draped with Pink also.. and the bedspread.
everyone is asleep except Anna (who is a frustratingly light sleeper) and Peach
Peach: oh! this is much better *gets into bed and flicks off light* (sighs with happiness)
Anna: *is staring at the walls in absolute horror* its okay... I'm.... having a... nightmare... the walls... are pink... everything... is Pink..... and now.. i have to sleep in a pink room..... *sits up and stares at sleeping Peach*.... I hate you.. big .. fat... ugly... old......pimply...wussy....prissy....freak of nature.... mean.... stupid....evil..-

earlier: me: AAAAAAH! *dodges blown kiss* SICO!
Roy: I love you too darling.
me: SHUTUP!

later: I wake up, hearing Anna's many complaints.
me: *GASP* WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED IN HERE! IT'S ALL... ALL... ALL... PINK! Hey Anna I've got an idea... let's paint everything red blue, and (insert Laura's favorite color here) and toss out all of those stupid Mario pics. Peach'll totally FREAK OUT!

the next morning...
Peach: aaaaaaaaah *stretches* what a wonderful- AAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL PINK ROOM!
me: oh, nothing, we just redecorated it is all.
Peach: RAWR YOU EVIL LITTLE!-
me; UH OH! somebody get help. i'm sooooooooo sacred *rolls eyes* she's gonna throw a turnip at me or put me to sleep or something.
Peach: Oh I can do MUCH worse MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *ties me to a chair*
me: OMG! LAURA ANNA WAKE UP!
Peach: MUAHAHAHA! Now for your worst fear. *ties me to a chair and begins putting makeup on me* all done :3 *hands me mirror*
me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M ALL GIRLY NOOOOOOOOOOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
just then the guys burst into the room
all guys: we heard screaming!
Roy: Spunky! You look beautiful! *runs over and hugs me*
me: GET OFF OF ME YOU LOONATIC! DO IT NOW BEFORE I BITE YOU!
Toon Link: EW! She's got makeup on... EW!
me: ANNA! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF BED BEFORE I DIE!
Roy: What? You're going to die! From what, my beloved?
me: YOU!
Roy: OH NO! MY EVIL TWIN BROTHER HAS POISONED YOU! *huggs tighter*
me: Need.... Oxygen.... Can't.... Breath....

(*MEEEEEEEP* you have budgies too? I have one named Dusk, he's blue too!)
me: Ok yeah um... I'M STILL STUCK HERE!
roy: I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO!
me: Grrrrrr. *whistles*
Dusk flies in (i couldn't resist i luv the lil' guy to death)
me: DUSK! ATTACK THE GUY WITH RED HAIR WHO'S HUGGING ME!
Dusk: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIRP! RAWK RAWK RAWK! *pecks roy's head*
roy: GAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE!........ WHATEVER THAT IS!
me (to marth): I think your brothers been sneaking out and watching pg13 movies. Tsk tsk tsk.
marth: Silly, silly, boy.
peach: MARTH! *glomp*
marth: Uh.... *eye twitch* ah...... umm...
me: oh great.... more glompage.... Dusk, please go attack peach before someone ELSE gets suffocated.
link: *stands watching*
me: boy YOUR helpful! and to think you were one of my childhood heros!
link: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
roy: OH SPUNKY! YOU'VE SAVED ME! *glomp*
me: Seriously, kid. If you don't let me go I'm gonna have to BITE you!
Dusk: RAWK RAWK! ACK ACK ACK! *is pecking peach*
peach: OH NO! NOT MY LOVELY YELLOW HAIR! *faints*
marth: *eye twitch*
me: DUSK HELP ME!
dusk: CHIRP! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! ACK ACK ACK! *pecks roy*
roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
me: Good birdy dusk!
dusk: CHIRP! ^^ *flies over to me and begins preening my face* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
ike: um.... what's going on here?
me: Oh nothing you'd know about. Basically peach painted teh room pink, and we all hated it, except laura was asleep and didn't see it, so we painted it sky blue (also my fav color) and red do bug her. I was the first one up so peach tied me to this chair, and began putting makeup on me. I HATE makeup, do you KNOW WHAT it's MADE OF?!?!?!?!?!
Pit: *looks at birds* COUSINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: WHAT?!?!?!
birds: *head tilt* Chirp?
marth: *eye twitch*

*sigh* me, still tied to the chair
me: OH GOSH NO!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO MARRY ROY!
Roy: You knooooooooow, you loooooooooooooove me!
me: *bites roy's ear* RAWR!
roy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SHE'S BITING MY EAR!!!!!!!!!!!
pit: *banging on door* LEMME OUT! *is jabbed in side* ah... i mean... LETTUS OUT!
peach: Lettus? what does LETTUS have to do with anything?
ike: OH! *lightbulb appears above head* I HAVE AN- *stairs at light-bulb* boy that's wierd......
marth: Ike? you had an idea, what was it?
ike: Look at the shiny...........
zelda: How'd I get dragged into this... *looks at link* oh right....
link: WHAT? what did I do?

me: *slowly creeping down the hallway* ok... Now to find a place to hide.....
Roy: (in the distance) Spuuuuuuuunky, oh spuuuuunky?
me: CRAP! *runs off around a corner and into yet ANOTHER closet* ok i'll be safe here.... maybe.
Roy: I heard a door slam. *opens door to find me hiding behind a mop.
Roy: spunky?
me:Ah.... Nobody in here but us mice.....
Roy: Oh, ok. *walks away*
me: Phew... that was close... THANK GOODNESS he's not the brightest guy around...
I walk for a while and end up on the roof.
me: Laura? Marth? What're you guys doing up here?
Marth: what are YOU doing up here?
me: Hiding from your stupid brother.
Marth: oh..?
me: YES *hits marth over the head with a house plant that is, for some reason, now to be found on the roof.* dummy.
me: *looks over at Laura* Could you hide me?

me: *sigh* fine if you wanna go back into that stinky old cape of yours..
Marth: IT IS NOT STINKY!
me: yeah, um ever heard of a thing called SOAP!
Marth: What is this "soap" you speak of?
me: JUST GET UNDER IT!
Peach: Oh marth? where are you?
me (to marth): I say we get peach and roy together, that'll solve both of our problems!
marth: *thinks* hmmmm.........
pit: That could work
me: Let's talk to Anna and the others about it, this is getting way out of hand!
roy: *comes back up stairs* where could she- SPUNKY! *glomp*
me: GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!!!!!!
roy: NO NEVER!
me: YES NOW!
roy: I WON'T
me: YOU WILL!
roy: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
me: *diggs nails into roy's arm* THAT'S WHY!!!!
roy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

lol what is this "soap" you speak of??
anyways
Me: "walks into room" Hey Spunky-uhh.. what's that Thing you've got stuck to you...
Roy: I'll have you both know I am a prince, and when a prince wants something such as... *gazes lovingly at Spunky* a bride, he shall win her heart, if he wants something like.. *glares at me* somebody to be put to death or banished from his Kingdom, he shall have that.
Me: I'll tell you what you shall have, if you keep clinging on to Spunky like that you shall have a bleeding arm and one heck of a bump on the head...
Roy: tis naught true! Spunky Would never hurt her one to be..
*tries to pry Spunky's hand off his arm* look at this she can't let go of me!
Ike: *walks in* hmm.... this situation is difficult...
Me: *socks Roy in the face*
Roy: OW! I-insolence!!
Ike: *grabs Roy's cape and starts to walk away* it isn't good in a relationship to be clingy..
Roy: I'll never leave her.. *holds Spunky to near suffocation*
Ike: *pulls on the cape*
i bet you can guess what happens when someone tries to pull on a thin fabric whilst the person the fabric is attached to it, like a stubborn prince for instance.
RIIIP *loud ripping sound echoes throughout the room*
everyone is frozen staring at one another, Ike Is looking at the cape, then at Roy, then at the cape, while Roy only looks daggers at Ike, Spunky grins happily and Anna is smiling at the ruined cape too.
Roy: not... the cape.. you didn't just rip... my.... my PRECIOUS!! you... monster.. monster... must... DIE *drops Spunky and rushes at Ike*
Ike: Sorry! *runs out the door*
Roy: *stops for a second* Spunky my puppet, I shall return to you DIE IKE!! *runs out the room after the terrified Ike.*
okay can i take a break here and ask u guys something?
Laura i think you asked me this before the reason I don't give other people lines (u and Spunky) when I'm writing is because i think it might bother you guys.. if it would then i won't. but if you didn't mind then I can start writing you lines when I make my bit of the story if you want.

lolz ^^ MY PRECIOUS!!!!.... nah, i don't mind too much if u give me lines. the only reason i didn't give ya'll lines is cause i thot U'D get upset. (oh and if i have a problem w/ a line, i'll let you know.. trust me i'll let u know) is it ok if i give u guys lines occasionally?

Me: THANKS IKE! i'm freeeeeeee! *looks at finger nails* EW ROY GERMS!

meanwhile....

roy: GIVE IT BACK YOU.... uh.... um......
ike: idiot?
roy: no...... um...... hm........
ike: imbiscle?
roy: no, no that's not it either, let's stop for a moment and think about this....

back on the roof..
me: like i said before, we've GOT to find a way to get him and peach together before i DIE!
marth: *clears throught* AHEM...
me: o-oh yeah... and before marth dies too....
marth: THAT'S better.
Pit: but how are we gonna do that?
me: i don't know, i know next to nothin' about romance...
marth: we need a true romanitc....
pit: somebody who know's their stuff......
me: somebody like....
everyone: LAURA!!!
laura: O.o; (lolz ok, if u don't like that laura, just lemme' know)

Peach: *Is skipping down the stairs* la la la la la laaa la la la la la laaaa AAAAHHHH *trips and falls down the stairs* AAHAh OHOHA HAAHAHAHAHA AAAHH *lands on her butt at foot of stairs* ohhh my poor tushie and crown.... *striaghtens her hair and crown and looks up* oh my....
a giant Ganondorf is standing over her
Ganondorf: let me help you darling Peach here, give me your fair hand.
Peach: oh thank you! ^^
Ganondorf takes her hand MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! now I shall carry you away and force you to marry me so that I SHALL HAVE YOUR FORTUNE AND YOUR LAND!! and toads! MUAHAHAH I love .. fried.. TOADS!! MUAHAHHA
*floats up to the roof using his wierd purple magic*
Peach: oh this is fun! ^^
Link/Roy/Ike/: what? *watch Ganondorf float to the roof with Peach*
Roy: a princess in need! I'll save her! *runs after Ganondorf,stops turns around, runs back takes his cape from Ike, then runs back*
Link: wait aren't we supposed to go up too?
Ike: nah..
Link: fine you don't have to go, but I'm a hero. and hero's follow any persons in need. *runs after Roy*
Ike: *takes out a container of Tick-tacks* yum. I love these *pops them into his mouth one by one*
Peach: *sees Roy* oh HIII ROY!! *Waves*
Roy: some people are so ridiculous...
Ganondorf: MUAHAHAHAH!! I shall take you to my castle where i will hold an evil marrige then i shall take you to your castle where i shall kill you! then i will take your fortune! and i shall- oh no! *all of the sudden the purple magic vanishes* out of magic gas! *Ganondorf begins to plummet towards earth still holding Peach*
Peach: WHEEEEEEEEE!
Roy: :O
Link:O.O
Me: *runs up to the roof* okay what the heck is going on somebody explain to me- *sees falling Ganondorf holding Peach* is it raining aliens?
Zelda: *in her room brushing her hair* hmm hmm *sees Ganondorf falling out the window and sits up abruptly*
Mario: la la la *sees ganondorf about two stories from crushing him* Mama Mia.. today is not-a my day..

Peach: soooome wheeeere! Over the raaaainbow! there's a place.. where angels flyyyy!
Everyone: *is totally silent*
Me: woah... that was.. really weird...
Spunky: yeah it was...
Zelda: *runs out onto the roof panting* huf... I finally made it.. what happened!!??
Link: Princess Zelda finally!
Link explains the entire story from the beginning to Zelda
Zelda: what!!??
Link: we beg you princess lead on! on a rescue mission to save Laura, Marth, Ike, Roy, and Pit!
Zelda: I accept.. now stop talking to me like you do this every day..
Link: okey-dokey Princess *jumps up* Everyone! we're going on a rescue mission!
Everyone: HOORAY!!
Spunky: hey can we just.. leave Roy there when we get back?
Link: no! Not one man shall be left behind!
everyone: awwww man!
Zelda: Link.. there is something i have just noticed about you...
Link: yes Princess?
Zelda: its that... its just.... *blushes* um....
Link i hate to be this sudden and frank..but..
since when can you talk? You never even spoke a word to me before this.
Link: ..... I think... I just....
Peach: Link... are you okay you poor dear... you look ill..
Me: yeah you look kinda pale...
Zelda: Link... I didn't mean, to offend you but you know its true-
Link: .....say..... say.... SEEYA!! O,O
Zelda: *covers her mouth* oh no! what did i say!?
Link: HHOYA!
Me: Don't look now Zelda.. but i think you just reminded him that he can't speak english....
Zelda: so he never really learned it? did he...
Me: uh no... and he just forgot again....
Mario: nice-a move Princess...
Zelda: shut up! um.. well.. hey everyone Link can no longer speak english! he will never annoy anyone ever again!* raises her fist*.. uh...
Everyone: *looks at each other and nods in agreement* WHOOOPIE!!
Link:...
Me: yeah.. but can He understand English...
Zelda: Link..
Link: uuuh....
Zelda: LINK!!! *grips Link by the shoulders and shakes him back and forth* CAN YOU HEAR ME!!?? SAY SOMETHING!!
Link: Yes.
Zelda: he can talk! he CAN STILL SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Link: No.....
Everyone: .....
Zelda: what?
Me: think Zelda think... back in the good old days when Link went on secret missions to save Hyrule.. he practicly couldn't talk.. except for two words....
Zelda; well at least he can say yes and no! ^^
Link: TOOREYAA!!
Me:.... yeah and what else?
Zelda: shut it! youre never satisfied are you!??
Mario: well-a about -a five minutes ago-a... Link here... could-a speak English....
Me: or at all...
Zelda: well... he'll still come right Link?
Link: HOOYA!
Everyone: :(
Me: well this could get annoying..
Peach: I think he's still hot... *sighs* Marth is hotter though
Me: Dinky-brain...
Peach: oh! how rude!
Mario: oh wella lets forget about-a Link...
Me: kay.
Peach: but i love him!
Spunky: fine with me.
Zelda: sure. shall we continue?
Everyone: YAY!!
Peach: WAIT!!
Zelda: what??
Peach: Mario's all flaaat.... *cries*
Zelda: then CARRY HIM!!
Peach: okay *picks Mario up and stuffs him in her new handbag* ^^
everybody: O.O
Me: that was scary...
Zelda: Okay everyone forget about the barbaric scene you have just witnessed and let us continue ^^'
Everyone: YAHOO!

Me: I am SO confused... I mean why can Pit die?? I thought he was like an angel or something.. so wouldn't that make him.. i dunno immortal? or something?
Zelda: you have no feelings. *sighs*
Me: but she really should've moved-
Zelda: Laura has lost a loved one, I'm sure he meant very much to her. and so she's in a depressed state-
Me: but still-
Zelda: no! stop! you have never had romantic feelings before so you have no right to critisize Laura!
Me: whatever prissy....
Link; SEEEYA!!
Mario: will we-a ever stop talking about-a romance feelings and-a get to the Orange Islands?
Zelda: yes off we go everyone ready??
Everyone: *nods*
Peach: TO MARTH!!
Zelda raised her hand in a flourishing motion above her head and a blue smoke entwined her and everybody else in the room in a matter of seconds the Hotel was Empty, and New york was normal again.
meanwhile at the Orange islands.
a minute blue-green light floated onto the shore of the island, the light expanded, until it was twice the size of a car, then it burst, and out popped , Zelda, Peach,Mario,Link,Spunky,Anna,and Diddy Kong, they landed on the sandy wet shore with a "splat" of muddy sand.

Zelda: *stands shakily* is everybody okay?
Link: HOOONK!
Peach: yes! yes! my lovely oh so expensive Rosey colored dress that I bought for about an arm and a leg is completely ruined! with all this nasty muddy sand and all! and my pretty face and lace gloves are all covored in gunk-
Zelda: no! rats! i meant to leave her behind!
Mario: I'm-a safe! how is-a my Peachy!
Me: I'm fine-
Spunky: me too-
Diddy Kong: ha ha HA HA HA AH!!!
Everybody: O.O
I would write more if i had more time :S
but I don't srry :S

sorry i haven't posted in a while, i've had a lot going on.
me: *watching Laura's rampage* Somebody better do something... fast...
Roy: I WILL MY LOVE!!!!! *glomps*
me: *shoving Roy's head away* NOT THAT STUPID!!!!!
laura: *flying around in circles going crazy*
Roy: WHAT SHALL I DO?
me: go throw yourself in front of Laura... *snickers*
Roy: will THAT make you happy?
me: yes.... hehehe.......
Roy:..... okay! ^^ *runs in front of Laura* HELLO!- *is knocked out*
me:Now that that's over with.........
Link: MEEP! BEEP HONK!!!!! *points to pit then to Laura*
Zelda: I think he's trying to tell us something
marth: *sigh* it would apear so.....
me: What is it boy? Cummon' tell us.
Link: WOOF BARK HOOOOOOWL!
anna: great..... he went all "Lassie" on us.
Link: I'M NO GIRLY MA-... I mean...... MEEEEEEEEEP!.... O.o;
me: HE CAN TALK! GET HIM! *tackles link* HYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Link: OOF!
marth: *sigh* What in the name of blue dolphins are you doing?
Zelda: Pit, fly up to Laura, maybe that'll come her down.
Pit: erm..... Sure, she loves me, what've I got to looze? *flys up to Laura* Um..... Laura?

um....... XD I dunno how should i start.....
Me: yuck!
Peach: Its not Yuck its wonderful! its true love!
Me: of course you think that.. you love Marth and you think Marth loves you back....
Peach: oh no please don't say that around-

Mario; what-a! Peachy! You share-a love with-a scoundrel!
Marth: excuse me sir I am not a scoundrel..
Peach: Oh no!

Mario: it is over! *Stalks way*
Peach: b-but we w-were going t-to g-get married a-and have f-five kids! AAAHHh *bursts into tears*
Me: wuss..he's just one guy...
Peach: NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Me: so.... unbearably..... loud..... *Runs away to Zelda and Link*
Zelda: what IS that awful screeching noise! Did an unlucky bird happen to fly to close to a speeding truck!?
Link: AAHHHH!
Roy: Don't worry Spunky my dear! I shall save you from that unsightly wailing! I will daunt it with my beautiful singing voice! Like a vail of good over evil! and soon we shall be a loving couple like those two over there
Pit: I love u!
Spunky: ^^
Roy: only you need not be so shy Spunky my dove! Ahem..
SOOOOME-WHEEEEEERE!! Over the MOUUUUNTAIN!! THEEERES A PLACE!! WHERE ANGELS FLYYYYYYYYY
Pit: hey I happen to think this song is very offensive-
Roy: oh sorry!
Ahem...
I love yoU! YOU LOVE ME!! were a happy FAMILY! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you!-
Anna/Spunky: Eeeeeeeew!
Spunky: get away from me! *runs away*
Roy: *to all staring eyes* no worries my fellow travelers! I shall get her back! *chases Spunky*
Anna: RUUUN SPUNKY RUN AWAY!!
Peach: how sad! she's too shy to reveal her unending love for the boy! *sighs*
M-mario broke up w-with me... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Everyone: AGH!!! *covers their ears*

sorry its taking me so long to reply it gets really crazy over here and I've been busy doing stuff. :( I'm trying to start a story but I keep getting writers block :O

Me: ooh pretty stone-
Zelda: *slaps hand* Don't you even think about it!
Me: fine grumpy.
Link: Ooh pretty stone-
Zelda: *slaps hand* you either!
Link: b-but....
Zelda: This stone has an ancient aura too it. and Seeing as Laura is the only one who can read the ancient writing. Then she must be the one who it belongs too.
Zelda: Laura of... wherever you're from... I present you with this ancient and priceless relic. Watch it well. and don't let it fall into the wrong hands. *gives the stone to Laura*
Laura: umm.. thanks?
Me: Hm.
Link: can i touch it Laura?
Zelda: *shrieks* NO LINK YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT!!!!
Ike: what a pretty rock! *lets go of Slimy thing* hmm... ^^ *grabs rock from Laura and holds it up to the light* it doesn't say anything about a tomb it says Squigly line.. line... opal..... more lines-
Pit: *snatches it back* it belongs to Laura *gives it to Laura with an expression of love and devotion*
Ike: Anna! Here hold him! *gives me slimy slug thing*
Me: um....thanks-.. hey what is this? *pokes*
Marth: Everyday I wish i were with sane people
Roy: why can't we be like that Spunky?
Link: Zelda are we gonna look for this cavern place? I have a plan.
Zelda: certainly Link. whats your plan. if its to find a pizza you can forget it-
Link: no Zelda its this *pulls Navi out of pocket*
Zelda: that is a better plan.

AHHGG
is this only happening to me??
Why is the type like this!!??
its all squished together.... :(

gah, i have no idea what to reply. my mouth hurts (i just got rubber bands for my braces) i'll reply l8r righ tnow i've got to get back to school.. :P

Me: how'd you know my fav color was red? *.*
b4 i start again... what's a budgie? :S

um... you've only said it like a million times, anna. oh and a budgie is a parakeet.

oh thats right :S
sorry I do that a lot ^^'

meh, it's okayz :3

oh yeah ^^ i was all like, lein....? WHO'S LEIN! lol XD. Hey listen, i'm sorry if you got hurt by any comment i gave to anna to give to you, but some of the stuff was just kind of inapropriate and made me uncomphy *shifts in seat unconfortably* so yeah. ^^ like i said, just please try to keep it clean... oh and let's not use booze again lol XD

we never said we didn't like your story parts did I sound mean?? sorry.. :(
your way of writing overall is very adventurous, and imaginative. and ur funny too well... we just mean what Spunky said, its the same with everyone. we don't mean stop writing in the story with us altogether, bcuz that would be sad. We mean
Okay.... um lemme tell u how I see it. There are a lot of people in this world who have a really good sense of humor, but there's an invisible line to cross. and funny just gets inappropriate like... um... when people start talking about drugs.. and swearing..and a lot of times people who are good at being funny .. their sense of humor gets wasted by leaping over the line and further..
me and my friends (not online friends) actually cross that line sometimes and we make the characters do rlly wierd things.. I'm not saying I'm not even comfortable then..
see what i meant is that at times you can kind of step a little over the line. just like me or anyone else. You only did it two times, once with the "Booze" and another with the girls sharing room with guys thing....
do you get what I'm saying?
I'm so sorry I just suck at explaining things... :( I'm not trying to offend you or anything, and if it sounds like that, then feel free to ignore me and just listen to Spunky instead :S
my point is if you stopped adding on to the story here (especially at this point) it would be really depressing... just keep writing with us, and we can all keep it like... nice clean and shiny :D
...you still want to write with us right?
ps: I don't count kissing as (over the line)

okay I'm sorry its taking me so long to reply for some reason lately i have a billion emails :S and now I have an online learning course D:
an evile online learning course that makes me learn dumb stuff, and a lot of it I already know :( stupid WAVA
CURSE U WAVA!!!
anyhow... hmm I'm not sure how to start....

Anna: hey where are we again? wasn't it banjo Island or something?
Link: its banana island. and that's where we WERE going but.. I mean come on do you see any bananas or monkeys?
Anna: so where are we.
Link: its an island south of Banana island... um... called..... *whispers* Zelda what's this island called again?
Zelda: um.... *coughs* well.. I believe it was called.. ahem... um... The island of.... um New York. thats a place you humans stay right?
Me: yeah no... Its on the other side of America where i live .. but..... were not in New York right now despite your most intellectual senses.....
Zelda: are you mocking me??
Me: no I'm complementing you.
Ike: NOOOO I"M SO CONFUSED!! *runs up to Marth and grabs him by his shirt collar* QUICKLY!!! TELL ME!!! WHAT IS BLUE!!!???
Marth: let me go you moron *pushes Ike away*
Ike: WHAT IS IT!!??? *runs in circles* AHHH
Peach: La la la la laala :)
Marth: Stop singing!!
Peach: no :) *skips in circles* LA LA LA LA LAAALA!
Ike: WHATS BLUE!! AHHHHH *puts his head in his hands*
Pit: blue is green Ike, blue is GREEN
Toon Link: *rushes up to Zelda* Zelda!
Zelda: not now Toon Link I'm busy trying to think of a way to shut these idiots up.
Anna: do you know what I need to know.
Toon Link: Zelda! *tugs on here skirt
Zelda: *To me* whatever it is I can tell you for sure.
Toon Link: *runs to Link* bigger me!! I need help!
Link: I'm sorry Toon self I can't help you right now *takes out a really old Ocarina from shirt pocket and begins examining it* how did this get in here...

Me: um... how are we going to get... back to.. home?
Everyone freezes. ..
random bird: *chirp*
Peach: Zelda you don't know how to take us home?? oh! *puts face in hands* my voice is gone.. I can sing no more...
Marth: *sarcasticly* what a pity my dove...
Peach: he called me dove! *sighs from happiness*
Ike: we can't get home??
everyone: *runs in circles screaming in panic*
Link: *obliviously poking his ancient Ocarina in facination* what is this thing...
Roy: *runs out of nowhere* Zeld-
sees everyone running in panic
Roy: *to Toon Link* so then you told them the news?
Toon Link: *is staring at everyone running in circles* me dizzy....
Roy: then stop watching them!
Toon Link: *falls over*
Roy: Toon Link! *shakes him*
Toon: shermm........zzzz
Roy: *rolls eyes* Zelda everyone!!
Anna: *stops running in panic with everyone* hey... aren't you always following Spunky around?
Roy: THATS THE POINT!! SHE'S GONE!!!
Me: jeez didn't have to yell.. mr anger issues...
Roy: I was coming here to find her WHY IS EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND IN PANIC!!??
Ike: *runs at Roy grabs him by his collar* WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!! FOREVER!!!! AND EVER!! AND EVER!!
Roy: but I have more important matters!!
my one true love is gone and I can't find her!!*starts crying*
Me: *is staring at the mind blowing scene before her* wow these people are crazy.. by the way... Link what is that thing you have?
Link: I don't know...its all gross and rotted... it looks like some kind of a ... flute accident..
Ike: *drops Roy* HERE YE HEAR YE!!
WE ARE GOING TO DIE AND ROY HAS LOST HIS ONE!!!
Marth: you lost what?
Roy: *still crying* I LOST SPUNKY!!
Anna: don't feel bad she doesn't love you. actually she hates you.
Roy: that isn't true she had deep inner feelings of love and devotion
Anna: ya inner feelings of annoyance. You're lucky she's nice to you.
Roy: how would you know? you've probably never felt love in your entire li-
Me: go one step further and you'll be sorry you've ever been born.
Roy: So then where's Spunky I NEED HER!!!
Anna: well I promise I don't have her in my pocket.
Roy: that isn't funny I love her
Marth: Roy leave the poor girl alone she isn't in love with you.
Roy: she's put on a mask, she is DEEPLY in love with me. she doesn't show it well though.
Link: hey Marth what do you think this thing is?
Marth: I don't know Link, why don't you just throw the stupid thing away!
Ike: NOOO its so ancient and precious. I'm sure it actually has a deep meaning to your ancestors, who left it here for you to find, and keep in your possesion forever. Until you were wed and had children of your own. when you would pass it on to them.
everyone: *stares at Ike*
Anna: we should probably go find Spunky now....
Link: yeah......

OKAY
I'm so sorry I just go braindead sometimes :( here i go
Anna: how the heck did u do that Laura??
Link: Chug Chug Chug Chug-
Peach: those men being so ridiculous with the drink for all they know it could be poison
Ike: it's not poison, see *grabs a cup and drinks it* this is delicious!
Pit: *all the sudden drops to his knees* no... it was... poison... sent.... to kill us all.... *drops dead*
Everyone: OH
Anna: it WAS poison, oh well.
Zelda: this is a grave loss....
Link: Pit was a good freind, and... a very... nice person
Toon Link: wait..Pit can't die he's an angel. He already died...
Pit: *sits up* oh.. thats right..
Everyone: Ooooh Ahhhh
Ike: *dies*
everyone:............
Peach: Wake up Ike, WAKE UP!! this isn't funny! *shakes him* GET UP!!
Marth: *falls to his knees* Ike... no....
Anna: boy this is stupid..
Zelda: OH well. lets move on to go find Spunky.
Peach: Noo I'll never leave his side!
Roy: *grabs peach by her arm and drags her with him* come on we must continue!
Zelda: no Roy you don't seem to get it.. you see. if we go anywhere. I lead. you follow.
Roy: why?
Zelda: 1 I am a princess 2 I can shoot fireballs now move.*pushes in front*
Roy: *follows dragging peach behind him*
Peach: NOOO IKE!! I never got to tell him how I ... felt about him
Anna: *follows behind Zelda* I'm not stayin'
Link: Zelda take me with you!
Zelda: well somebody has to stay and watch the food and money..
Marth: I'll stay with Ike
Peach: NOOO! *jumps out of Roy's grasp to land next to ike* I'll stay!
Marth: but then I have to go with Roy!
Peach: *bares her teeth at Marth*
Marth: okay lead on Zelda-

PS:
*all female characters except me*
*Me is thinking Omg chokerito*
(srry had to do that, I'm a very much a Tomboy) I'm sorry I don't have time to write anything right now, :(
online learning classes

um.. Laura.. XD
Anna and me and QueenofRed are the same person lol
Anna is mah name, and of course QueenofRed is my username I just.. nvrmind I could just use "Me" from now when I'm on the page srry I just forget to change it.lol

wait.. why are we tied? I'm confused! where are we again? I thought our boat fell over or something :S

I cannot believe you bothered to read our story XD thanks so much I feel appriciated :)
don't worry it never actually officially .. ended..... it just.... slowed.. down... XD
I dunno Spunky was going to start a comic and we were going to work together on it but... something went wrong on her end, I don't think FAC would accept it or something.. but if you want to feel free to jump in ^^.
I could write back

yay! thx! now all i have 2 do is finish it ^_^; i posted my 1st pic like 2 weeks almost a month ago and they STILL haven't posted it! :P

Me: (to queenofred) O_0 uh oh..... roy you're REALLY IN FOR IT NOW! you made queenofred so mad that she ran and got a kitchen knife!

Roy: O.o if you save me, i'll marry you and love and charish you FOREVER!

me: (to QOF) -.- you can go ahead and kill him now.....

peach: NOOOOOOOOOO! NO VIOLENCE!

doctor ike: you know peach, too much stress can cause massive zit breakouts...

peach: EEEEEEEEEP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY BEUTIFUL FACE! *breaks out* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Link: (chasing pit) GIVE ME MY NAVI PANCAKE BACK! O_o I... i mean.. navi AND my pancake!

Pit: Oooooooooooh navi pancakes! ^-^ SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!

navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

link: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Me: *rushes at Roy with kitchen knife*
Roy: RETREAT!!! *runs away*
Me: *runs after Roy still wielding the kitchen knife*
Peach: *crying*
Ike: well.... since its just you and me miss spunky.. I suppose I should give you a check-up *takes out heart-beat checker thingy all doctors use* are you ready?
Link: (still chasing Pit) GIVE HER BACK YOU EVIL FAIRY NAPPER!!!!! IF YOU HURT ONE... uh...... WING ON HER BODY I"LL KILL YOU TILL YOUR DEAD!!!
Pit: :P
Link: D:<
Pit: *grabs Kitchen Knife from QueenofRed/me* aha! I will use this to slice Navi and make Navi soup!
Me: Hey! no you wont *takes Knife back*
Pit: I need that! *tries to grab knife*
Me: *hangs on the knife*
Ike: (to spunky) well since Link is occupied trying to keep anyone from getting hurt-
Link: (waving Master sword around) DIE FAIRY KILLER!!
Ike:- Red and Pit are wrestling with a kitchen knife, Roy is watching to see who gets hurt the most,and I don't know where Zelda or Marth are then are you ready for a check-up?

me: uuuuuuuuuuh....... what? ok, 1, DON'T call me miss, just spunky is fine! 2, i don't a check up. and 3, YOU AREN'T A REAL DOCTOR!!!! GO BACK TO COLLEGE!

ike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

me: why do you want to give me a check up anyways?

ike: well i-

pit: *flies by with navi in hand* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

link: GIVE NAVI BACK YOU BIG PIGEON!!!!!!

pit: O_o WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

ike: well you see-

peach: *cries more* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ike: as i've been trying to say-

navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

Me: this is Crazy!! oh right sorry Roy I almost forgot about you *picks up kitchen knife and rushes at Roy with it*
Roy: *gets up and starts to run away* AHHH!! *trips*
Me: *stops just above him holding kitchen knife up*
Marth: (in japanese) oh look a fairy
Me: *looks up at Marth too see him running after Link. Pit. and Navi*
Roy: COME BACK MARTH!!! SHE'LL KILL ME PLEASE COME BACK!!!!
Marth: *turns around*
Link: *Grabs Pit by his wings* HAHA!!
Pit: *struggles* LET GO LET GO O ME!!!
Roy: *gets up*
Me: *chases after Roy*
Marth: *tailing me with a sword* (in Japanese) you foolish girl drop the kitchen knife!! drop it and leave Roy alone!!)
Me: what??? man the only words I understand in Japanes are "where" "cat" and "dog"
Marth: *runs faster*
Me:*runs faster also*
Roy: (doesn't run faster)
BOOOOOOOM!! (imagine sonic boom here)
Ike: it looks like somebody needs a Doctor!
Peach: *grabs spunky by her ear* your coming with me young lady! I'm going to teach you how to act like a woman!
Me: Ohmygosh... get.. off..me. Marth...
Roy: uhh.... being..crushed.....
Marth: *gets up and tries to grab me*
Me: *gets up and runs to spunky*
Marth: (gasps) Oh my god Roy you have a knife in you!
Roy: (looks and sees he does have a kitchen knife between his arm) *cries*
Me: oh snap.
Marth: get up! come on Roy get up! don't leave me!
Roy: *cries harder*
Pit/Link: *come over too see why everyone's crying*
Link: this is very serious, we have to get Roy to the hospital! or Zelda!
Zelda: (appears by magic) what's going on?
Peach: *runs over still dragging spunky by the ear*
Zelda: pulls Roy up
everyone: oh my god
Roy: what?
the kitchen knife is in the floor stuck where Roy's arm had been with no blood on it whatsoever
Roy: (not wounded in any way) I"M GONNA LIVE!!!

me: *ear grabbed by peach* OW owowowowow! I AM A TOMBOY! I DON'T WANNA' ACT LIKE A LADY!

peach: TOO BAD!!! You're going to wear a dress, and makeup, and be sweet and gentle, and you're going to grow up and marry a prince!

roy: YES!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!

me O.o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

roy: aren't you happy i'm alive? my love.

me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM NOT YOURE LOVE!!!!!!!

marth: roy, you almost got stabbed with a kitchen knife! you're dilerious! stop!

me: YEAH STOP!

me & marth: O.o

me: HOW THE HECK DID I ALL OF A SUDDEN UNDERSTAND JAPANESE!!!

peach: i don't know but that makes you the perfect match for mar- HEY WAIT NO HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: fine you can have him!

roy: ^_^ does that mean you love me?

me:NO! (to red) HELP! I DON'T WANNA ACT LIKE A LADY AND I DON'T WANNA' MARRY ROY!

roy: when shall we have the wedding?

me: how about... A WEEK FROM NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: thats a good question I understood him and you did and If niether of us speak Japanese.... wait you could speak english the whole time couldn't you!
Marth: :)
Me: freak
Peach: thats okay you can have Roy it will be such a sweet wedding with flowers, and ribbons, and a fancy vanilla cake, and-
Roy: and me in a tuxedo *winks at Spunky* and you in a bueautiful white flowery dress
Peach: OOOH I can make it! it can be ribbony and flowery and pink, and poofy, with those lovely big sleeves, and you can wear silk gloves
Me: I think I'm gonna be sick...
Roy: Sorry Queenie I'm over you, especially since you try to stab me with a kitchen knife, what a show of unprovoked violence,tsk tsk, now I'm going to be with my one true love forever. Spunky80 I love you spunky dear.
Me: I'll save you *picks kitchen knife off the floor* DIE ROY!!
Ike: Oh no no no we can't have that out here *takes away kitchen knife* I Ike, hereby confiscate your kitchen knife
Me: you can't do that!
Ike: yes I can I'm bigger then you.
Me: *kicks him in the shin*
Ike: OW! can't have you destroying the place now can we? *grabs my arm and starts to pull me away*
Marth: *walks over to help*
Me: HELP POLICE!! FIRE!! FIRE!!
Everyone: *looks at me*
Me: what your supposed to say fire when your being kidnapped.
Ike: we aren't kidnapping you, were taking you to a place where you can't do any damage but to yourself..
Marth: Zelda
Zelda: *appears again* yes?
Marth: we need to take this girl to a place where she can't hurt anybody,
Zelda: *nods in secret agreement* oh I see, alright then.
Marth/Ike: *begin dragging me away*
Me: *struggling* Hey let me go!! Link aren't you supposed to a hero?
Zelda: *walking behind me* he's on our side
Peach: *takes Spunky80's arm and begins to escort her away* come now dear we have a lot to prepare for
Roy: yes darling! *takes Spunky's other arm* we do
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO SPUNKY!!
Link: *watching us go* wow I actually thought she was going to hurt Roy.
Pit: yeah, poor Spunky,
Link: Poor other girl
Me: *from far away* ITS ANNA MY NAME IS ANNA!!!
Link: poor Anna,
Pit: oh well it was fun while it lasted
Link: *starts chasing Pit again* NOW GIVE NAVI BACK YOU EVIL FAIRY MURDERER
Pit: NEVER I"M GOING TO KILL NAVI AND EAT HER!!!
To be continued O.O

me: LET ME GO YOU FREAKS!!!!

roy: but darling! WE have SO MUCH to prepare for!

peach: yes, it will be the best wedding EVER! a week from never is just around the corner!

me: O.o you both are SUCH IDIOTS, why don't you two get married!

peach: UUUUUG NO! roy is too tacky for my tastes! -_-

me: YO! LINK! PIT! CUT THE CHITCHAT! PIT! YOU GO SAVE ANNA! LINK, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND SAVE ME!

pit: but i have to eat navi...

me: pit, if you eat her you'll die....

pit: how so?

me: she'd talk so much that your stomach would fill with air and explode!

pit: oooooooooooooh! I'M COMING ANNA!

link: I'M COMING SPUNKY!

roy: *huggs me so tight i can't breath* NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER! SHE'S MINE!

me: Uuuuuuuug, can't........ breath.......... need...... oxygen..... let me go........ befor I....... kill you...... stupid........

Me: drop me or I'll scream really loudly in your ears
Ike: you'll get no sympathy from me, me and my buddy Marth here are taking you to the execution room
Marth: I'm not your buddy, and we're not taking her to the execution room you idiot! its the punishment room
Ike: yeah whatever, most of the people who go down there get chewed up anyway.
Me: chewed up? by what?
Ike: by w-
Marth: we can't tell you that.
Me: I can scream really really REALLY loud!
Ike: you do that
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-
five minutes later
Marth: if you continue to scream like that I will stop right here, and tape your mouth shut.
Me: you don't have tape
Marth: no but Ike does
Me: you should be in jail
Marth: Ike thinks so too and so does Roy
Me: PIT YOU HURRY UP AND GET OVER HERE!!!
Pit: *is eating a hot dog* what?
Me: i hate you...
Zelda: here I have a solution *uses freezing spell on me* there now she can't move or scream,
Marth Ike: cool!
Zelda: hurry and get her to the punishment room,
Pit: *hiding* hey if I hit her with a Fire flower I wonder if it would un-freeze her?



Link: *to Roy* release the warrior maiden... lady...
Roy: NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Link: come on Roy just let her go, she hates you and your both too young anyway
Roy: no I'm not everyone I know was betrothed before they were seven years old but me, I'm fifteen and I've never even had a girlfriend!
Peach: oh how tragic!
Roy: it is...
Link: just the poor girl go.
Roy: NO SHE LOVES ME *tries to kiss Spunky*
Me: *gags*

aw, that's ok! i know how annoying computers can be... we have like 5 in the house (my rents used 2 use them 4 a business) anyways...

me: *smacks roy* YOU PERVERT!!!!! LET ME GO! I DON'T LIK-
roy: *puts finger over my mouth* DON'T SPEAK! your eyes speak for you....
me: oh really... then what do they say?
roy: THEY SAY YOU REALLY LOVE ME AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED IMEDIETLY!
me: well then my eyes had better shutup because they're DEAD WRONG!
peach: O.o HER EYES SPEAK?! WOW THAT'S AMAZING!

meanwhile....

marth: she's frozen so she won't be going anywhere for a while... wanna' go get some coffie?
ike: what is this thing you call... coffie?
marth: i have no idea but it sounds delicious!
ike: LET'S GO! ^_^
pit: now.... how should i unfreeze anna? *throws hotdog at frozen anna* nope that didn't work... ok now i'll try the fireflower! *uses fireflower* *unfreezes anna* YAY! ^_^

meanwhile...

roy: you know you love me!
me:BACK OFF GOOBER!
roy: aaaaaaw a pet name for me!
roy: NO THAT'S AN INSULT!
link: Just let her go roy! Do it before i get MAD!

Pit: I did it! I un-freezed you! First I threw a hot dog at you that didn't work, so then I threw a fire Flower and that finally DID work yay me :)
Me: you threw a hot dog at me? why?
Pit: well. To save you but I didn't work
Me: ooookay... I'm gonna go... before Marth and Ike come back from getting a coffee..
Pit: where are you going?
Me: to go save Spunky! she's my friend.
Pit: can I come?
Me: no. you'll just try to eat Navi again and the Link will get distracted.
Pit: no I wont try to eat Navi
Me: no
Pit: yes
Me: no
Pit: Yes
Me: NEVER
Pit: ALWAYS!!!



back to Link & Roy

Link: Roy seriously let her go before I have to make you. you know I hate violence, except on Ganondorf, and his evil minions... oh and Vaati!
Roy: No she loves me, I love her, we can never part.
Zelda: *comes Over* well whats going on here
Link: Roy is trying to make this girl-
Roy: *puts a hand over Link's mouth* I'm not making her do anything, she loves me, I love her, so we made plans to get married, soon, very soon
Zelda: are you sure?
Roy: *nods*
Link: *grabs Roy by the wrist and drags his hand away* He's lying Princess Zelda, he's trying to force her to get married to him!
Roy: but she loves Me.
Link: *whispers to Spunky* make a puppy dog face and beg him to let you go
Roy: what did you just say to my betrothed?
Link: I told her to kill you in your sleep.
Roy: what!?
Link: kidding.
Roy: not funny!


Marth: hey this coffee stuff is really good!
Ike: I think it tastes terrible! but great all at once *begins chugging down cofee*
Marth: Ike stop drinking like a starved Animal. Its coffee not the waters of youth.
Ike: *stops drinking Coffee to glare at Marth* are you calling me old?
Marth: no stupid, its an expression.
Ike: oh right.... we should probably get back to the frozen girl,
Marth: oh you have a coffee moustache by the way.
Ike: *wipes hand over mouth* I knew that... Oooh! look a hot dog stand! I've
never had a hot dog before!
Marth: me either... and its not like the girl can get unfrozen by herself, *laughs* someone would have to hit her with a fire Flower to do that
Ike: *laughs* like that will ever happen

dun dun DUN DUN!!!!!

pit: I WANNA' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

meanwhile with link and roy:

me: *screams* ROY!!!!!!!!
roy: What's wrong?!
me: LET ME GO!
roy: but i love you....
me: if you really loved me you'd want me to be happy! AND I'M NOT HAPPY!
roy: what must i do? i'll do anything!
peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HOW SWEET!
me: LET ME GO!
roy: except that!
me: i hate you......
link: JUST LET HER GO ALREADY!!!!!
zelda: yes, just let her go, i know what it is like to be held hostage and it is no fun!
roy: NEVER!!!!!! *picks me up and runs away*
me: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

meanwhile at the hotdog stand.....

marth: people eat dogs in this country? x.x
ike: how strange..... LET'S BUY SOME! ^_^
marth: OKAY! ^_^

Me: I'm coming Spunky!
Pit: ME TOO!!
Me: no your not!
Pit: yeah I am
Me: no your not! *runs after Spunky*
Pit: I CAN GO FASTER THEN YOU CUZ I HAVE WINGS HA!!! *flies after Spunky*



Link: *running after Roy* Roy let her Go! she never did anything to you!
Roy: yes she did *looks lovingly into Spunky's eyes* she stole my heart
Link: OH SHUT UP AND DROP HER!!!
Roy: NEVER!!
Me: *picks Kitchen Knife off the floor* yes!!
Marth: *is eating a hot dog* since when do fried dogs taste this good
Ike: I don't know but I'll never look at one the same way again
Roy: *runs past Marth still carrying Spunky* I'll NEVER LET HER GO I'M GOING TO GET MARRIED TO HER!!
Link: *runs past* DROP THE GIRL!!
Me: *running after them stops in front of Marth and Ike* those aren't real Hot dogs you know *continues to run after Spunky*
Ike: was that-
Marth: SHE'S UNFROZEN!! GET HER!! *both give chase*
Ike: I shall defeat her with my coffee! *takes coffee out of his pocket and tosses it at my head*
Me: ow! hey!
Ike: rats it didn't do anything!
Marth: of course it didn't you idiot! its a coffee!
Ike: it didn't do anything but this hot dog will! *takes out hot dog with a triumphant Smile*
Marth: *snatches hot dog from Ike* its a hot dog it wont do a thing Ike!
Ike: no but the explosive will...
Marth: what explosi-
BOOM
hot dog blows up

Me: *looks back to see both Marth and Ike lying on the ground unconsious*
Link: what the-
Roy: *stops* MARTH!
Me: *is struck with a sudden idea* hehe.. *runs to Peach and grabs her purse, then walks to Marth and Ike* well thank you Ike *takes Lipstick out of Purse* HEY ROY!!!
Roy: *looks behind him* what the... no.. no.. DON'T!!
Me: *takes Lipstick out of purse and kneels beside Marth smiles at Roy* heey Roooy look what I haaave
Roy: you wouldn't! you can't!
Me: thats right Roy *un caps Lipstick holding it over Marth* if you don't let her go I'll have to use this on Marth.
Roy: no!!
Peach: MY MAKEUP!! *cries*
Me: let her go prince boy!
Roy: no!
Me: *begins putting lipstick on Marth*
Peach: no no NO!! thats NOT how you do it! *rushes over to me and snatches Lipstick from my hand* like this *starts putting it on the right way. the way most girls (except me and other Tomboys ) wear it*
Me: *laughs* I don't need your help *takes Lipstick back*
Link: ooh my turn!! *rushes over and starts smearing make-up on Marth*
Me: wow did NOT expect that to happen..
Pit: I do it to ! *takes eyeliner from makeup bag and walks over to Ike* hmm... *starts putting it on his eyelid and eyelash*
Roy: NOOO!!! MARTH IKE!!! AHHHH!! *starts crying at the top of his lungs*
Me: wow this turned out a surprising result...
Link: *starts laughing* I dunno why girls wear this stuff it looks like Clown gunk..
Me: Don't look at me I've never touched the stuff...

me: *jumps out of roys arms* SEE YA' SUCKER! i'm gonna' go put makeup on your brother!
roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *runs after me again*
me: EEEEP! *runs away*

lik: this is so much fun! let's do ike now!
peach: *cries* NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY MAKEUP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

me: *grabs lipstick and smeares all over ike's face* WEEEEEEEEEEEE! this is fun!
roy: NOOOO! MY DARLING WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
me: *puts eyeliner on ike* puting makeup on ike as punishment for kidnapping anna! *finishes* but now that i'm done.... hehehe
roy: ^_^; why are you looking at me that way my love?
me: *runs at roy with lipstick in hand* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! BET YA DON'T WANNA MARRY ME NO-
pit: *swoops in and picks me up* AHA! NOW I'VE SAVED YOU!
me: wha? O.o

Me: hey Spunky it looks like the boys like you HAHAHAHAHA only kidding :)
Roy: give her back you winged mongrel!!!
Me: Pit drop her now!
Pit: No I don't think I will
Me: you can't fly forever.
Marth: *wakes up* ohhhh my head. *sees Ike* oh Ike you need a mirror *laughs*
Ike: *waking up* wha...? *sees Marth burst out laughing* Marth you wear lipstick! *laughs harder*
Marth: *immediatly stops laughing* what do you mean?
Ike: Marth.. man.. you have makeup on
Marth: No YOU have makeup on!
Ike: no YOU DO YA BLIND PRINCE!!
Link: I'm out *runs away*
Marth: hey what the...
Peach: *runs over* oh Marthy look what they did to your beautiful face! *gives him mirror*
Marth: WHAT IN BLUE DOLPHINS!!
Ike: what does that mean?
Marth: its a saying from my country BUT LOOK AT MY FACE!!! MY FACE IS RUINED!! its destroyed! *puts head in hands*
Ike: its okay buddy. well I'm just glad I don't look like you
Marth: *slowly hands Ike the mirror*
Ike: WHAT!!??? I'm I"M!!! I'm pretty! :)
Marth: *looks up* what?
Ike: I look like a thousand sparkling rainbows! *jumps up and starts dancing*
Marth: *stares at Ike mouth a-gape*
Ike: IIIIII LOOOOOVE FAAAIIIIRIEES!!! AND RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS! AND PRETTY FLOWERS!!
Everyone: *stares at Ike , then stares at Marth*
Marth: what? If your expecting me to do that. well... I'm not... Ike is just humiliating himself, hey wait, if I look like a girl, WHO DID THIS TO ME!!??
Me: *whistles*
Marth: who!?... you... you did this to my face!?
Me: who me *looks innocent* no.....
Roy: she's lying!! she's telling a big fat LIE!! she did that to you she put make up on you!
Marth: you.. I should've guessed.
Me: no I didn't Link did.
Roy: No YOU DID! and then you hired the pigeon boy over there to fly away with my bride!
Pit: *turns around* I am NOT A PIGEON !!!!
Me: right you're a giant fly.
Pit: I AM NOT!!!!
Me: *sticks tounge out at pit*
Marth: well that was mature of you.
Me: shut it make-up boy.
Ike: *stops dancing* wait! if you did Marth then who did me?
Me: actually I only did half of Marth, Link did the other half.
Marth: Link..... I'm gonna kill that boy.... but you first.
Me: smile! *takes a picture*
Marth: AHHH *covers his eyes* she's making it rain shooting stars!
Me: its called a cam... I mean yes... yes I am...
Ike: who DID ME!!!??
Me: *smiles evilly and points at Pit* he did it.
Pit: *turns his head around* I did not
Pit doesn't see the on-coming wall
Pit: AHHH *crashes into the wall*
Me: he did it now go.. do whatever it was you were planning to do with him.
Ike: I'm GONNA GIVE HIM A HUG!!
Pit: huh?
Ike: *runs over* Come here you big old pigeon!
Pit: *drops Spunky* see ya *runs away*
Ike: *runs after him* come here! I need to hug you for making me so pretty!
Pit: no!
Ike: yes!
Me: *laughs* you guys have fun.. thats funny look at him run.. *turns around to see an angry Marth standing right behind her* oh snap..
Marth: your going to pay for this..
Me: RUN AWAY!!! *runs to Spunky* there's an angry Prince following me!
Ike: I love you *catches up with Pit and grabs him hugging him vigourosly* I LOVE YOU!
Pit: Uhh.. let me go!
Ike: no *hugs harder*
Pit: ahh.. help me... Ike.. germs....
Me: *laughs* anyway, we kinda should run away now.

hehehe.... sorry that it took a while for me to reply..... it's been crazy at my house!

me: yeah, let's run! hey wait... how come you told ike that pit did his makeup? i did it.
ike: *stops hugging pit* WHAT? YOU DID THIS? LET ME GIVE YOU A HU-
me:*runs over to marth* lemme' borrow this! *grabs marth's sword hilt* THANKS! ^_^
marth:NO! HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!
me:uuuuuuuuuummmm... NO! *throws swrod hilt at ike's head*
ike: oooooow... hey... why am i hugging pit? and why do i have makeup on?
peach: i thought you liked the makeup?
ike: WHO DID THIS TO ME AND MARTH?!
everyone: *stares at me and anna*
me:uh oh...
everyone (except link, pit, roy, and zelda): GET THEM!
roy: NOOOOO! SPUNKY! WHY IN BLUE DOLHPINS ARE YOU CHASING MY BRIDE?
me: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT YOU'RE BRIDE!

Me: (in answer to your earlier question) sorry about that did you want the credit? I wanted revenge on Pit
Ike: You'll be sorry you did this to me you no good little beast!
Roy: *pushes Ike* watch your mouth when your talking about MY bride!
Ike: excuse me little one, I'm trying to chase a criminal here.
Roy: little one!? you sir are a fraud!
Ike: you did not just call me a fraud.
Roy: I did.
Peach: DIE MAKE-UP ABUSERS!!!
Me: so since we're fugitives now, where are we going?

Link: okay so........ are we supposed to stand here.... or chase after them.... or are we supposed to go.. save them?
Me: YEAH you're supposed to rush up and distract the crowd!
Link: I think Anna just said something but I didn't hear it.
Pit: Yeah. I'm confused.....
Roy: well I'm not! you and Ike think you replaced me but I'm smarter then You! I'm coming Spunky my sweet! *runs after Spunky*
Pit: what is he talking about?
Link: I dunno. So........ are we gonna.....
Pit: good question.
Me: *all of the sudden trips on coffee cup* ow!
Ike: AHA! I knew that coffee cup would do some good! see Marth I told you!
Marth: just shut up and get them!
Me: *gets up* I bet you thought I was gonna lay there until you guys caught up with me or some random guy would come and carry me away didn't you!
well SAYONORA DINKY-HEADS!! you're all stupid!!
Ike: we did not! (to Marth) don't girls usually just lie there until we get her?
Marth: Ike my friend you watch way too many Sci-fi movies.
Mario: why-a are we-a running after these a-people?
Mr. Game&watch: I don't know
Mario: who are we-a running after anyway-a?
Yoshi: YOSHI!!!
Captain Falcon: we must be after Yoshi and kirby because they are in front.
Kirby: after Zewo suit! after zewo suit!
Yoshi: yoshi!
Zero Suit: we must be chasing Marth and Ike, It could be they stole an important Weapon!
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Zelda: *transports in front of everybody* FREEZE! *uses Freezing spell on everybody in the room except herself* whew...
Zelda: so now that everybody is frozen the only way to stop this chaos is... hmm.. Link!... Link get over here!
Link: *is frozen*
Zelda: *slaps forehead* right. *unfreezes Link* Link! get over here we need a plan to stop this! This is insane!
Link: *falls over* AH! *picks himself up off the ground* of course Princess.
Zelda: the spell only lasts for six hours unless I unfreeze someone so we could always move them to different rooms... or we could stick them all in jail cells.. but most of them didn't commit a felony..... oh we could take these two girls *gestures at me and Spunky* and put them on a stage.... or we could take everyone and put THEM on the ship and leave the girls... Link? Link!
Link: *is poking Pit's nose* wow he really is frozen! he's like a human popsicle! I wonder if I knock him over he falls into a million pieces- *looks at Zelda who is glaring at him* I mean... thats a great idea! yeah perfect! that last one...
Zelda: Link were you even listening?
Link: yeah....a little.... no.... *looks at floor*
Zelda: WE NEED A PLAN!!
Link: well what do you plan to do with human popsicles...
Zelda: I had one in mind.
Link: whatever it is I'm game I mean, ready...
Zelda: good.



Ike: *groans* where... in the world.*feels something move underneath him* .. AHH!
Marth: stop screaming you dolt it's me.*groans* ohh.. where in Blue dolphins are we?
Me: I can't see...did I go blind overnight?
Ike: who's that?
Marth: *tries to sit up* what the!? I'm tied!
Ike: *tries to move also* me to!!
Donkey Kong: ho ho tinky!
Roy: where am I... Spunky! spunky my love where are you!?
Me: I still can't see. can SOMEONE TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN HERE!
Ike: I think I hear a fugitive ARREST HER!!!
Me: oh shut up!*tries to get up* hey! I can't move!... Spunky?
Roy: SPUNKY MY LOVE ANSWER MY PLEA ARE YOU ALRIGHT!! ARE YOU ALIVE!!?? DID THEY HURT YOU!!
Me: if you don't shut up I'm gonna hurt you!
Pit: can't see.. someone get me out of here!
Link: *out of nowhere* so you guys comfy?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Link: jeez, you people scream alot.
Zelda: they should.
Link: why?
Zelda: they will when someone turns the lights on in here.
Link: oh right *flick*

me: (in answer to your previous... um... answer)nope. i just wanted to know why. ^v^

anyways... back to present time.....



me: *wakes up from being knocked out* ow.... what happened?
roy: ARE YOU HURT MY LOVE?!
me: eeeeeeew... I'm fine, and i am NOT your love! :P
link: where's the light switch?
zelda: Link turn on the light so they can see why they should be screaming!
me: What did i miss?
link: ah here it is! *turns on light*
me and roy are tied together, anna and pit are tied together, and marth and ike are tied together.
me: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
roy: *sighs* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...................
marth: you're sitting on me ike........ ow, get off!
ike: I CAN'T! WE'RE TIED TOGETHER!
roy: uuuummm... why am i tied to anna?
zelda: you are all being shipped an island where mr. *looks at clipboard and sighs* mr. donkey-kong will look after you, and teach you how to get along!
peach: *walks in*
me: HEY HOW COME SHE'S NOT TIED UP!
zelda: because she is about as smart as a 5 year old, and doesn't know any better.
me: O.o
roy: at least we shall be together.... my love...
me: *jabs roy in the back with my elbow* FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT YOUR LOVE! NEVER HAVE BEEN NEVER WILL!!!!
roy: OW! that's what you say now, my beloved..... but soon i shall win you over and you know it :)
me: yeah right... as if!

I'm confused am I tied to Roy or Pit? :S
Me: whoever is poking me kindly STOP!
Link: I didn't do it.
Me: no DUH! let us go! I don't want to go to an island!
Link: don't worry Donkey Kong and Diddy will take good care of all of you guys! He's a bit grumpy sometimes.. and he has arms like a football pro, but thats okay!
Me: what!? your gonna ship us to an island where all of us are gonna be alone without any way of transportation back here.. or wherever it is we came from.. with a crazy giant Monkey with arms like a football champion?
Link:uhh.. yeah.
Zelda: no worries Anna. maybe you and Spunky can't fight. but all of these Brawlers here can take care of themselves-
Me: I can SO fight!.. I just don't have a weapon...
Zelda: anyway. I'm letting Link stay with you so if it all goes terribly wrong. Like Donkey Kong goes on one of his crazy rampages-
Roy: *whimper* Crazy rampages?
Zelda: quiet Anna.
Me: I didn't say anything can't you tell the difference between me and Roy's voice?? DUH I'm the GIRL!
Zelda: well to be completely honest you don't sound like one.
Me: Hey!
Zelda: as I was saying. Link will keep things under control. he is the hero of time after all.
Link: uhh right of course.. wait.. I really am staying with them!?
Zelda: yes Link you really are staying with them.
Link: oh right.... heh .. see .. the thing is.. I I'm.. I'm... busy.... *his voice trails off as he sees the way Zelda is looking at him* I mean... no... I guess I'll stay... *swallows nervously*
Me: great. i feel so much safer now...
Link: yeah.... don't worry I'll keep all you guys safe from a giant crazy monkey....
Marth: I can take care of myself thank you very much.
Me: me and Spunky can take care of ourselves too.
Marth: *laughs* oh really I didn't see you two doing so well during the freezing spell.
Me: and you did so much better with the exploding hot dog.
Link: do you have to make enemies with everybody you meet!
Me: Marth tried to skin me first.
Ike: its her fault! she put make up on us first!
Marth: thats true!
Me: you tried to kidnap me first!
Roy: I don't care as long as I get to marry Spunky.
Peach: Oh I know! you can have a lovely island marridge!
Roy: yes! it can have an exotic theme! with drums! and lovely foriegn dancers! and rare flowers! Oh Spunky it will be wonderful!
Me: oh shut up she's not gonna marry you. ya big dummy.
Roy: see thats the attitude that turns men like me off. I was going to get married to you a long time ago but you had attitude problems. and Spunky is much nicer, and prettier.
Me: good, now only make her ugly, self-centered, stupid, and... oh wait no she will NEVER be a thing like you!
Roy: hey!
Me: yeah i went there.
Pit: let me go *struggles* I don't belong on an island! I wont go!
Link: yeah you will.
Ike: *has been unusually quiet lately* um... so.. you did take the make up off me before you did this right?
Marth: well I can't see you because I'm tied to you, but I'm going to guess not
Me: *snickers* nope
Ike: *groans* I think when I get there I'll drown myself.
Link: we can't let that happen now can we, we're about three hours away now I'm gonna go have Lunch so... yeah you guys have fun *starts to walk away*
Ike: I'm hungry too!
Me: lucky you had coffee and a hot dog before you left.
Marth: oh shut up.
Me: why don't you come over here and make me... yeah I didn't think so.
Peach: I can get you all something to eat!
Me: hey Peach! you know. If You untied me I'm pretty sure I have a nice... um... puppy.. a poodle for you!
Peach: nice try but I'm not that much stupid.
everyone:................

you're tied to pit, sorry 4 the mix up
me: i'm not hungry
roy: ARE YOU OK? WHY AREN'T YOU HUNGRY!?
me: cause i'm just not you big idiot!
roy: *whimper* WE'RE BETROTHED! WHY'D YOU SAY THAT?
me: because you're forcing me to marry you stupid!
roy: I'M NOT FORCING YOU! YOU LOVE ME! AND I LO-
jet from avatar the last airbender walks in
jet: i'm looking for princess keisume. has anyone seen her?
me: ^_^; sorry jet, but it looks like you've wandered into the wrong part of my imagionation.... again......
jet: oops, so then you're not princess keisume right now?
me: nope sorry.
jet: ^v^ ok! by! *leaves*
everyone: YOU'RE A PRINCESS?!?!
me: ^_^; it's one of my OC's and is not to be related to SSBB in ANY WAY!
roy: OH KEISUME! MY LOVE! YOU ARE A PRINCESS! SO I CAN MARRY YOU!
me: what?
roy:I COULDN'T MARRY YOU BEFORE BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T A PRINCESS! BUT NOW I CAN!
me: (to anna) remind me to kill Jet later....
marth:OW! IKE! STOP STABBING ME IN THE BACK WITH YOUR FOOT!
ike: I- I- I- I CAN'T H-H-H-HELP IT! I-I-I-I-I I'M SO HYPER! AHEEEEHEEEEHEEE!
me: I blame the coffee....
pit: I WANT A GRILED CHEESE SANDWICH PLEASE PEACH!
peach: sorry, but all of the cheese on board weant so moldy that it turned evil, and is currently chasing the captain.
me: then who's driving the ship?
peach: hehehehe! that cute little monkey named ditty!
me: OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE!
DK: OOOOHOOOOHEEEEEHAAAhAAAA
zelda: don't be alarmed, peach has been misinformed. toon link, being an expert sailor, is driving the ship, and sadly the cheese is moldy so pit can't have a grilled cheese... we have plenty of eggplants though! ^v^
pit: AAAAAAAAAAAAH EVIL AGGPLATNS! NOOOOOOO!
me:oh no... not that again.....
roy: what?
me:pit's afraid he'll get bit by an evil eggplant and get turned into an eggplant himself
pit: MOMMY!
me:you don't have a mom... YOU'RE DEAD!

Pit: your mean
Me: but she's right-
Pit: your meaner!
Me: oh shush up. I'm just as hungry as you are.
Pit: were all gonna get eaten by giant talking eggplants and thats all you have to say?
Me: hey Spunky who is that guy who walked in and said you were a princess?
Suddenly : all the lights go out again
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ganondorf: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: did you say something?
Pit: no..
Link: Ganondorf!! my arch nemesis! you must be the one who made the bread go moldy and then turned it alive! then you created giant eggplants!
Ganondorf: you cought me Link... red handed
Link: *Screams*
a silence fills the room...
Me: *sneezes*
Ganondorf: NOBODY TALK!! or Move.. I have captured Link and Toon and I have taken over the ship... we're headed in a different direction now!
Me: oh boo-hoo
Ganondorf: who said that?
Me: peach did it.
Ganondorf: I'm not stupid ... Peach sounds like this *does high pitched girly but accurate impression of Peach's voice* I'm Peach and I say we're all going to Donkey Kong Island and be happy little elf people and sing and dance all day long-
Link: elves are NOT little!
Me: so wait you captured the entire ship and all the people in it.. how?
LInk: be quiet! you don't want to know.
Ganondorf: I think she does.. if you do.. then
all the sudden the lights go on again and Peach walks in followed by Zelda
Ganondorf: what. How-
Zelda: Ganon stop trying to freak these people out.
Ganon: aww but-
Zelda: no buts! go back to your cabin and let Toon Link out of that Barrel!
Ganon: aww *sighs* but I can't let Toon Link out of the barrel... it blasted him 300 miles away...
Zelda/Peach/Link: WHAT!?
Link: little me! *rushes at Ganon* you'll pay for this HAAAAAIIIYAA
Zelda: stop Link: *puts link In suspended animation* we can't have squabbling on this ship.
Link: but he threw Toon a million miles away!
Ganon: just 300...
Roy:so we aren't being captured.
Me: no Duh!
Roy: oh....
Zelda: we have to send someone out to get Toon Link back. you two girls can't go obviously. Marth and Ike, you two can't go, not unless you have an underwater ship under one of your capes-
Marth: hey! don't insult the cape! it makes me look distinguished.
Me: and why can't me and Spunky go.. oh right.
Roy: no duh
Me: shut your face loverboy,
Toon Link all the sudden walks in
Toon: I wanna go! me me me Pick me oh me!! *is jumping up and down waving his arms* me me me! pick me!
Zelda: *sighs with releif* Toon Link, don't do that again! ever!
Link: *runs over and hugs little self* I love you me!
Toon: uh..... where are we going?
Peach: Banana island 30 minutes away.

me: (in answer to your previous question) that was Jet from avatar: the last airbender, and i like to use him in my fanfics... so when i couldn't think of anything else to say.... he just sorta' popped out ^_^; hehehe... but i'm not sure why he called me a princess... he's just weird like that!

now back to present time

me: LIIIIIIIIIIIIINK! LITTLE LIIIIIIIIIIIINK! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!....
everyone: *looks at me*
me: AHEM!.... sorry... i just had a little "fangirl" stuck in my throught... ahehehehe.....
everyone: *stares at me*
me: WHAT??? i'm a ture blue, die hard, legend of zelda fan! I *heart* links of any shape and size! ^v^
roy: would you believe that i'm a link... with stunning red hair... *wink-wink*
me: no, no i do no-
toon link: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! FANGIRL! I LOVE YOU TOO!!! *huggles me*
roy: HEY GET YOUR PAWS OF MY BETROTHED!
toon link: no....
me: hye, if it makes roy unhappy, go right ahead! -.-
toon link: YAY! *huggles more*
link: b-b-b-but.... toon link should be huggling me.... *cry*
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!LINK! toon link, go huggle link and make him feel better!
toon link: OKEYDOKEY BOSS! *runs over and gives link a nice long huggle*
link:*sniffle* thank you minnie me.... *huggles*
ganondorf: OH DON'T MAKE ME BARF!
me: SHUT UP GANONDORK!
ganondorf: WHAT?! YOU STUPID CHILD! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN!
roy: HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY BRIDE! SPUNKY HAND ME MY SWORD!
me: *sigh* you should know by now that i CAN'T!
roy: why?
me: why? WHY?... BEVAUSE WE'RE TIED TOGETHER!!!!!!!
marth:OH WOULD YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS STOP BICKERING? FOR THE SAKE OF BLUE DOLPHINS!
ike:yes stop, you two will be married in no time so you need to stop bickering!
me: but i don't want to marry roy.....
toon link: OH OH OH! PICKE ME! PICKE ME! MARRY ME! IT'LL BE FUN! ^v^
zelda: -.- um toon link?....
peach: *GASP* TWO WEDDINGS?! *faints*
zelda: *sighs*

Me: no trust me Toon Link you don't want to get married. Besides who are you gonna get married too?
Toon: what? does that mean nobody would pick me? *eyes start to water*
Me: no I didn't mean that... I meant.. how about you ask Marth about this I'll bet he used to get potential brides all the time
Toon: but your saying nobody would pick me...
Me: no..
Marth: used too?
Me: well yeah you don't LIVE in... wherever it is you came from anymore right?
Marth: It's Altea and just because I don't live there anymore doesn't mean girls still don't love me for my wonderful looks
Toon: you mean you have to have wonderful looks to get married?*eyes fill up with tears again* why?
Marth: no no no that isn't what marridge is about-
Roy: for someone to want to get married to you you have to have a sword, and lovely red hair like me-
Toon: but I don't have that...
Roy: of course not. but thats alright. the ugly lonely brides will probably marry you because they're desperate.
Toon: *starts to cry* w-why th-thats n-not fair....
Me: stupid you made him cry.
Marth: you kind of started it.
Roy: kind of?
Me: don't cry Roy was kidding he doesn't even have any willing brides-
Roy: whats that supposed to mean?
Me: it means Princess Spunky over there hates you.
Roy: she does not.
Toon: *cries harder*
Pit: look what you did you made Toon Link Cry. That's why I'm the angel and your not. Angels are nice, and help sad little kids. You are mean -
Me: your an angel cuz your dead.
Pit: no I"m an angel cuz everybody likes me and I'm kind.
Me: I know how you died.
Pit: what?
Me: I said I know how you died.
Pit: you do not.
Me: do to
Pit: do not.
Me: do to.
Pit: you DO NOT!
Me: I DO TOO!!
Pit: You do NO-
Me: want me to tell u aren't you that kid who had the wax wings and tried to escape from prison but you flew too close to the sun-
Zelda: everybody hush!
Everybody: *stops talking except Toon Link*
Toon: *is still crying*
Zelda: ssshh quiet Toon, this is very important.
Toon: huh?
Zelda: it seems we have a problem. The angry bread in the ship has stopped the ship's engine, we're only half a mile away from the island.. so we may have to use the emergency ships-
Roy: *raises hand*
Zelda: what is it Roy.
Roy: I really really have to go to the bathroom and-
Zelda: hold it then!
Marth: we've been holding it for hours!
Zelda: okay then. Everybody has to use the bathroom?
Everyone: YEAH!!
Zelda: fine bathroom break
an hour later
Zelda: so everybody is done with that. then we still have to get to the island.
Link: but our provisions are on the boat.
Zelda: thats the problem.
Link: oh I get it so anybody has any ideas as to how we might-
suddenly everybody is thrown everywhere as something tremendous hits the side of the ship and crashes
Link: ahhh! Alien attacks!*covers head*
Me: wimp.
Zelda: everybody stay right here I'm going to check it out *runs out the door*
Ike: how are we supposed to MOVE!! we're still tied up in here!
Link: Zelda wait for me! *runs after Zelda*
as soon as Link is out the door, the metal hinges swing. and another humungous boom echoes around the ship and the iron door swings shut violently and locks itself
Ike: uh oh...
Me: this is very bad isn't it...
Marth: of course its bad we're locked in the bunk of a possibly sinking ship with no-one outside to help us get out.
Roy: what about Link and Zelda:
Toon: *starts to cry*
Ike: Hey Toon Link is the only one who isn't tied up.
Me: yeah.. the idiot has spoken!
Marth: hey that's MY word!
Me: fine. the Dinky-headed Ike has spoken!
Ike (ignoring us both): Toon LInk could you possibly untie us?
Toon: *stops crying for a minute to look at Ike, then nods* okay *walks over to Ike and Marth and starts to untie them*
suddenly another boom echoes through the ship and Everyone is once again thrown to the side of the ship but Toon Link goes Flying
Toon: Ga-A! *hits the wall of the ship and slides down beside Marth and Ike*
Everyone: Toon LInk!!
Ike: *prods Toon Link with his foot* Toon are you alright?
Toon Link doesn't move
Marth: he's out cold.
Me: great there goes our only chance of living.
something slides underneath the door
Me: and how are any of us supposed to pick it up!?
Pit: with our teeth?
Ike: I can't reach it I'm way over here.
Marth: hey! I think he got us partly free! *is scrambling with the rope*
Ike: you touched me!
Marth: what do you expect we're tied together!
Ike: I know! we can all stand up!
Me: and that will accomplish?
Marth: of course! we can ram the door down!
Ike: yes... thats exaclty what I meant....
Me: and what if one of us is taller then the other one? then what?
Marth: good luck because me and Ike are almost exaclty the same heigth.
Ike: and we almost way the same.
Marth: no we don't you wiegh more.
Ike; are you calling me fat!?
Me: JUST STAND UP!!
Pit: OW your hurting my ears!
Me: its not my fault we're tied together.
Ike: okay on my count one, two, three
both begin to stand up and happy trumpet music plays to the tune of "Roy's hope" (which by the way is a real song Nintendo wrote XD)
Marth: we did it!
Ike: now what?
both are facing opposite directions
Marth/Ike: *sigh*
Roy: let me and Spunky try!
Me: you and spunky.. sounds bad...
Roy: oh keep your mouth shut for once. are we going to try to stand up my love?
Me: *gags*

me: ok, i only have 3 things to say to you roy
roy:what?
me: 1- i'm NOT a princess, Jet is a very confused boy and doesn't know what he's talking about!
2- YOU'RE AN IDIOT1
and 3- i'll try to stand up, but what do we do once we're up?
roy: hhhhmmmm.... what DO we do once we're up?.......
marth: you two get toon link up
ike: yeah, get him off of the floor
pit: what do me and anna do?
marth: you just sit there until we free you!
pit:ooooooh....
roy: OKAY! 1 2 3! STAND!
roy and i stand up and walk over to toon link
me: toon, toon! wake up!
toon: hn.
me: it's me your 1# fan!
roy: i thot your were MY 1# fan!
me: NOPE!
toon: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAH!
roy: *screams* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! *falls over*
me and roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *rolls over to the door*
the door is knocked down
roy: ow... are you ok my lo-
me: *kicks roy in the side* SHUTUP YOU WHIMP!!!!!
toon link: what happened?
ike: you got knocked out, now untie everyone!
toon: okay...

1 hr. later

me: FINALY! I DON'T HAVE TO TOUCH ROY ANYMORE!
roy: what?
me: yeah, you heard me right. you're SO GROSS!

outside the ship...

zelda: link, help me get this boat ready.
link: ok! ^v^ anything for you.... *sigh* *drools*
zelda: link, we've discussed this... i cannot marry you!
link: *is so busy staring at zelda that he doesn't notice ganondorf standing right behind him....*
ganondorf: *pushes link* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
zelda: GANON! ggggggggrrrrrrrrrr.......... *transforms into sheik*

Me: fight, fight,fight,fight-
Marth: quiet Zelda is this ship sinking
Zelda in Shiek form: not right now Marth I'm in the middle of something *leaps at Ganondorfs Head
Ganon: *dodges it*
Ike: you two don't have time to fight right now the ship is sinking!
Toon: *runs back into the room we were previously trapped in* GAH!!
Marth/Ike/Me/Pit: *run back in* TOON LINK!
almost half the room is submerged in at least six feet of gray/green water.
Me: snap....
Marth: Holy Blue dolphins! the ship is going down!
Ike: we need to get out of here
Ganon and Shiek are still deeply engadged in a riveting battle of strength and wits shiek, aiming all kinds of kicks and punches, while Ganondorf, dodges them with increasingly less energy.
Marth: we don't have time for this!
Shiek: yes we do! *rushes at Ganon and leaps on his back kicking off with wild energy*
Ganon: UHHG *falls to the ground then slowly gets back up* Zelda don't you know anything? only Link can defeat me. The princess never defeats the villian. Ever *smiles evilly*
Shiek: HiiiiYA! *runs at ganon grabbing him around the neck*
Shiek takes out a pair of very sharp darts and holds them less then an inch before Ganondorf's neck
Me: she is really good! Go shiek! whoo! *claps*
Ike: *slaps me*
Me: ow! what was that for!?
Ike: that was for encouraging violent activities on a sinking ship!
Me: grumpy-head.
Pit: go shiek! *cheers for Sheik*
Ike: *slaps Pit*
Pit: You just hit an angel. do you know what kind of evil that is??
Marth: if anything is evil on this ship its you.
Ganon: please Shiek we don't need this right now
instantly everyones attention is back at Sheik and Ganon
Ganondorf: we're on a ship rapidly sinking beneath the waves of the Hylian ocean, do we really need anything voilent right now?
Sheik: shut your trap,
Ganondorf: no Zelda I know its you in there, the true, real you, the Queen of all of Hyrule, the one who wanted naught but peace to cast its shadow upon the lands.
Shiek: i know what your doing, it's called stalling and it won't work.
Ganon: but it already has. hahahaha hahaha MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marth: look out!
as another humungous evil thing comes shooting through the sky with a tremendous Crash it smashes into the ship's lookout post, snapping it completely in two like a toothpick between the fingers of a giant. and the lookout post, comes crashing down to where Ganondorf, shiek and everyone else stands,
Everyone leaps or rolls out of the way just in time Shiek kick-jumps off of Ganons back landing him hard upon the ships floor face first moments, before the lookout-post comes crashing down hard onto the ship's floor, splinters fly everywhere as the post smashes right through.
Sheik: is everybody alright?
Marth: I'm fine, my beautiful cape on the other hand, is all ripped and splintery.
Ike: *groans* oohh that hurts...
Pit: here *is way over on the rim of the ship*
Me: I'm fine.
Roy on the other hand crushed beneath the pole. only his hand stick out.
kidding kidding XD I wouldn't do that to anybody.
Roy is by the ridge of the ship on his back
Marth: *walks over to Roy* Roy are you okay?
Roy: *doesn't move*
Me: *walks over* he's alive lets go-
Marth: what and just leave him here?
Me: you wanna carry him?
Ike: poor boy.
Zelda: well somebody pick him up and bring him to the emergency boats there's two that should be enough- wait... did I forget.. oh no Spunky
Me: you just forgot to call?? Spunky where are you!?
Zelda: Spunky!
Ike: Happy Fourth of July!
Everyone *stares at Ike*
Ike: ahem... *coughs* I mean... Spunky! oh Spunky where are you!?

me: uuummm... happy fourth of july to youtoo ike....
roy: *wakes up* WHERE IS SHE?!
me: *climbs out of look-out tower*
roy: YOU'RE OK! *glomps*
me: ew.... *shoves roy off* let go of me loverboy, and for the last time, I AM NOT YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND AND I AM NEVER GOING TO MARRY YOU!
roy: *colapses again*
zelda: what were you doing up in the look-out tower spunky
me: hehe XD i was trying to get a better view of the fight!
everyone: O.o'
me: what? I love watching ganondork get his butt kicked!
ganondorf: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT AGAIN! *trys to punch me*
me: *pushes ganon of the side of the boat*
ganondorf: *holding on for dear life* EEEEEP!
zelda: ahem, if you two are done let's get everyone onto the life boats.
marth: alright. ike, help me pick up roy.
ike: (to me) why'd you have to knock him out?.... AGAIN!
me: *smacks ike* WHY DO YOU THINK?!
toon link: *tuggs on zelda's dress* princess zelda? where do i go?
zelda: uuuum... you go with spunky! she'll i take care of you!
me: I'll do what?! listen, zelda, i babysit enough as it is-
toon: YAY! ^^
so the two life boats are finnally filled up with pasengers
the first one is filled with me, anna, toon link, link, marth, and peach. the second one is filled with zelda, ganon, pit, marth, roy, and ike.
me: I have this strange feeling we've forgotten someone...

back on the boat...

DK: EEEEPEEEKKOOOOHAHAHAHA!
diddykong: EEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEKOOOOOHAAAAAAAH!
DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!

Me: so then how long is it gonna take us to get to the island?
Link: we don't know.
Roy: *from the other boat* Spunky my love we will be re-united!
Me: stupid
Peach: la la la laaa laa la!
Me: don't sing. please don't sing!
Peach: lalalala lalala! la la la lalala! la la la lalalala! LAAAA!
Link: Peach, you really shouldn't sing.
Peach: but I'm a great singer! Lalala LA! *starts to stand up in the boat* la-
Marth: sit down your going to get us all killed
Me: yeah your gonna tip the boat!
Link: *pulls peach down again* stop it!
Peach: *sighs* fine if you all can't appriciate my fine singing-
Me: your singing isn't fine its horrible.
Peach: why you-
Link: listen you two we don't have time to sit around and argue! we're going to be on this boat for at least an hour so sit tight and be quiet!
Everyone:............
Marth: so.... has anyone seen my hair gel?
Toon: where's everyone else?
Link: they all went all went on a different boat. They'll be fine
suddenly a random storm starts up
Toon: I don't wanna die *grabs on to Spunky*
Me: good thing Zelda decided to put Roy on the other boat.
Marth: suddenly I wish I was with him.
Link: you wouldn't fit. besides. Zelda put the others on the boat according to how badly they got along.
Marth: ironic. *glares at me*
Me: *glares back*
Peach; hm hm hm hmhmhm hmmmmm hmm
everyone: STOP!!
Peach: fine *pouts*
Link: why did we get stuck with her
Me: maybe you did something to make her mad
Peach: I never! humph!
Link: no.... oh it must have been the pizza!
Me: I wish I had pizza..
Peach: I'm starving and princesses should not be starving.
Marth: I'm a prince. and I'm starving.
Toon: I'm hungry too..
Link: its too bad because we left all the food on the boath
everyone turns around and looks at the boat,
only the lookout tower sticks out from the sea. and that too is beggining to sink.
Peach: did I tell anyone I get seasick?
Me: did you tell anyone your stupid and prissy?
Peach: I'm not!
30 minutes later
everyones asleep except Link, who is rowing back and forth,
Link: *muttering* Link.. has come to town, come to save the princess Zelda..
Peach: *starts snoring like a chainsaw*
Marth: stop it Roy. I'm trying to sleep, .
Peach: *continues to snore like a chainsaw*
Marth: stop it..
Link: *keeps rowing*
Marth: *opens his eyes* wha? *turns to see Peach snoring beside him* what in Blue dolphins? this woman snores like a man..... *puts a had over Peach's mouth*
Peach: *drools*
Marth: yuk! *wipes hand on his cape* that's disgusting! Link how long have we all been asleep?
Link: half an hour.
Me: *sits up* hey why is everybody... oh... hey Link were you rowing for thirty minutes?
Link: yeah.
Me: how the heck did you stay awake??
Link: please I've been awake for at least 20 hours... I mean come on! I never sleep! I'm the hero of time. I can walk for months without getting tired.
Me: that explains a lot...
Link: what d'you mean?
Me: nevermind.
Link: anyhow the island is dead ahead so we should get those two up-
Me: *pinches Peach's cheek*
Peach: ow! how dare you harass a princess!
Me: you harrassed me.
Peach: i never did.
Me: wake up Spunky *shakes Spunky* we're almost there.
Toon: *is asleep beside Link*
Marth: *flicks Toon Link*
Toon: Hiya! *leaps up with sword in hand*
the boat tips.
Everyone hangs on for dear life
Toon: *clings on to Spunky* ah!
Link: *keeps rowing*
Everyone: -.-
Me: don't do that...
Toon: sorry...
Peach: what happened to the other boat? I can't see it anymore,
Link: Zelda has magic don't worry-
Peach: *stands up to see* I can't see, whoah! EEEEEEEE!
The entire boat flips over and everyone in it is dumped into the water.


okay I wanna stop here for a minute, we could probably keep this story going for a LOOOOOOOOOONG time, but I like your idea better. how about we turn this into a comic? or something? we could keep doing this but its getting harder to find where we are.
how about we take turns writing comics from the beginning or something?

totally, i think that would be best, i'm almost done with the first one (now all i have to do is find that stupid, red colored pencil! :P ) gggrrr.... that's why i still hven't finished it... i can't find that stupid pencil.

oh BTW,i'm going to camp tomorrow, so if i don't scan the picture today, it won't get put up till, at least next saturday

man everyones going to camp XD
I wont be going anywhere until august 28th >P
so we could still write in here if we feel like it but were going to take turns making comics about it?

yeah, i'm going to another camp on the 28th too

really?
cool, what's it called?

it's called camp frame (or camp mccormic to some) and it's in west virginia, once again, it's a christian camp, it's great. we had like a minnie revival last year, it was asome!

oh cool :)
the camp I'm going to is called
Not Back to School Camp
lol awesome name right?
I'm homeschooled , but this camp is mostly for people who are unschooled
people who pretty much teach themeselves everything, they pick the books, the subjects, and the way they want to learn them, (homeschooling is where your parents teach you most of it) but I'm going to try and switch to unschooling.
The camp I'm going to is where all kinds of people with different religions. so I don't know about that.. the food is vegetarian and the ages are from 13 to 18
O.O I'm hoping I'll have some people my age going.
Otherwise it might be difficult to make friends S:
please be the year of the younger people !
lol
I wont know anybody there so It'll probably be a bit scary at first XD
I sound like a little kid lol it's all the way in Orgeon.

wow... it sounds neat! (although i'm not sure about te vegitarian stuff.... i NEED meat!)i'm homeschooled too, but since i'm older and my mom is usually busy doing church stuff or peoples taxes, i usually teach myself until i get stuck or something. i hope you have a great time! i'm sure you'll make TONS of new friends! don't worry, i'll be praying for you ;)

aw thank you :)
you never told me you were homeshcooled,
I know SO many people who were homeschooled all they're life, but as soon as they hit highschool, all the sudden they decide to go to school.
I don't know why either XD
I'm kinda hoping I'm homeschooled all my life.
AHH repetetive phrases :O
anyhow how about you? do you wanna be homeschooled all your life?
just out of curiosity..
what's your best and worst subject :S

yup, or at least till college anyways, i don't like public schools and all of there crappy classes on evolution, or as i like to call it EVILution. My worst subject is math (DARN NUMBERS!) and my best subject is probobly science or reading.

YES!! I"M NOT ALONE!!!!
^^
me too! Its not that I don't want to LEARN math! jeez I really WISH it would come easy for me.... it just doesn't XD
my best subject is spelling and reading probably like you

oopsy i made i typo where it says that you and roy are tied together i really meant pit.... sorry!

sorry it took so long to reply the computer kept deleting my return message
>.< stupid Mac....

i wonder if Ike is better than Roy?

LOL!!!!! that is SO FUNNY!!!!! oh man, roy looks so ticked! man that's funny!!!!

Roy: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT FAIR MAIDEN!!!!

Me: I AM NOT A FAIR MAIDEN!!!!! I'M A WARRIOR!!! AND YOU'RE GONNA' BE THE ONE WHO'S SORRY!!!!!

thanks ^^ almost feel sorry for him, almost :S
Roy: what?? are you two maidens insulting me!?
Me: dinky brain. -.- I'm not a maiden either, I'm a rebellious warrior-girl
Roy: girls can't be warrior-
Me: *Punches him in the face* U WANT MORE!!!
Roy: *laying on the ground unconscious*
Marth from the back: (in japanese) don't let them intimidate you Roy
Me: we didn't Intimidate him, we won't do that till he wakes up
Marth: *runs over* (says in Japanese) he's out cold... *pulls out sword* I shall strike you down rebellious warrior girls!
O.O
Me: if your ticked about us taking Roy out.. it was just a slap... he's just weak thats all...
Marth: (In Japanese) I don't understand you.
Me: what!??
Marth: I can't understand a word you're saying so don't bother trying to put me down
Me: umm... huh?
Marth: (in japanese) you have struck down my friend, now you must pay the consequences, strange foreign people
Me: (To spunky) what did he just say?


Me: Spunky, do you speak Japanese?

lol i don't speak japanese,but i might learn it in school next year ^v^ YAY ME!

me: (to marth) i have NO idea what you just said because I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!!!! Try threatening me next september k'?

marth: (in japanese) These strange foreign people are threatening me and my comrads.... CHARGE!!!!! *attacks me and queenofred*

me: (to marth) GOSH MAN DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP?????

roy: *wakes up* What just happened here??? Oh look! fair maidens! Won't one of you please date me??? *does puppydog face*

me: (to queenofred) oh great..... We knock him out and then he ASKS US OUT! *slaps roy* (to roy) NO! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! NO!

roy: O_0

I might be learning Japanese too over the summer I hope
^^ if you ever learn it PLEASE give me tips!! I've got a workbook but obviously thats only gonna get me so far.. maybe when I'm done I'll order a new one.
oh right back to the story
Me: can we knock him out again?
Roy: NOOOOOO! PLEASE!!!! PLEEEAAAASE!!
*Peach skips in* La la la la laa la! Oh hi Roy! Hi people I don't know! I'm Princess
peach!
Me: oookay
peach: Well by! I'm going to go do princessy stuff!
Me; you have fun with that......
Roy: WAIT!!! *sits up chases after peach then falls down again after going three feet*
Me: who knew a tiny eeny beeny punch could do so much?
Roy *is unconsious* uuunng
Me: you would think he forgot he could blow fire out his sword... Should we go get someone?

oopsie! put this in the wrong place b4!

YEP! i'll definately give u tips! (if i learn that is! lol!)
i actually got so inspired by our weird lil' story i'm making a comic caption! lol! i can't wait 2 post it! (w/ yur permision of course, after all yur in it)

me:wow..... princess peach is SO DITSY i didn't think ANYONE would EVER fall for her other than mario! ^_^; guess roy's just desperate!

roy: *wakes up* unnnhhhhh....

me: (to queenofred) EEEEEEEEEP! HE'S WAKING UP! QUICK HIDE HIS SWORD! *hides sword*

Ike: *swings in on vine* AAAhaaaaaahaAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!

me: oyvay..... -.-; hey what happened to marth???

are you really gonna put me in your comic ^^ YAYS!!!
its okay with me :) *does the caramell dance*


Me: This should be interesting..
Ike: doctor Ike is at your service how may I help you sir?
(sound like Record messing up) hold it HOLD IT!!!
Doctor Ike????
Ike: well they cut out Doctor Mario.. and a guy needs to make a living somehow
Roy: Then be a police officer and ARREST THEM FOR ASSULT!! then make them agree to go on a date with me :)
Me: Dinky-brain
Roy: who is?
Me: you stupid.
Roy: you callin' me stupid?
Me: yeah watcha gonna do about it you can't hit girls.
Roy: your feisty I like that/
Me: (Runs away)
Roy: Poor think will probably die of shyness.
Me: (runs back wielding a sharp kitchen Knife)
Peach: (running after me) wait! we here at Super Smash Brothers Brawl believe in non-violence , we don't go chasing each other with sharp objects that can inflict pain on other people!
Link: (runs by chasing after Pit wielding his sword) GET BACK HERE THAT WAS MY PANCAKE!!!
Pit: (yelling behind him) I ALSO KIDNAPPED YOUR FAIRY!!
Me: (runs at Roy with Kitchen Knife)
Roy: O.O

YEP! i'll definately give u tips! (if i learn that is! lol!)
i actually got so inspired by our weird lil' story i'm making a comic caption! lol! i can't wait 2 post it! (w/ yur permision of course, after all yur in it)

me:wow..... princess peach is SO DITSY i didn't think ANYONE would EVER fall for her other than mario! ^_^; guess roy's just desperate!

roy: *wakes up* unnnhhhhh....

me: (to queenofred) EEEEEEEEEP! HE'S WAKING UP! QUICK HIDE HIS SWORD! *hides sword*

Ike: *swings in on vine* AAAhaaaaaahaAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!

me: oyvay..... -.-; hey what happened to marth???