SUICIDE (*funny,not bad*)

lol,suicide! ^^

i don`t know how i can have such a cheery view on something like that,but.....here it is =)

FIRST:
narrator:(*basically me*) This is me,I`m special as you can see!

SECOND:
Narrator: I`m going to commit suicide.
Ash:YAY!

THIRD:

Ash:Whoa,that`s a long way down...oh well.

FOURTH:

*hop*
Ash: GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!

FIFTH:

Ash:Wow,that didn`t hurt...!

SIXTH:

Gerard:Oh no,Ash commited suicide!
Ashie:Nah....

SEVENTH:

Ashie: She just jumped off the sidewalk again.
Ash:I DID NOT!!!!

EIGHTH:

Ash: @_@ But I....I thought......... @_@
Ashie:Told you.
Gerard:Uh....here comes a car!!!

lol, I`m gonna play speedbump now!!! ^_____^