Spongey's Love life with... (for Sunnisideup)

This is a request from my friend Sunni-Sideup on DA. ^^<br />
Yeah, not only do I support all those slah pairings I adore so much, I also adore this pair. I always have, and always will.<br />
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I remember back in the days of 5th grade. I was a hardcore Sponge/Sandy fan... -______- *sighs* What happened? Now all my life is is yaoi and shounen ai... Welp, change is for the better! And yaoi sure is more fun than drawing a straight couple! ^o^ <br />
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But this couple here... this is an exception. I love these two. Have you ever read what's written in the Spongebob Squarepants Survival Quide? There's this one part in the book that says this:<br />
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How To Survive A Secret Crush<br />
by Spongebob Squarepants<br />
1. The most important thing about a secret crush is to keep it secret!<br />
Super secret! Super double secret! Super triple secret!<br />
2. You can't tell anyone!<br />
Not even your best friend!<br />
3. And especially not the person you have the secret crush on.<br />
4. You have to act natural around your crush.<br />
Don't giggle. Don't go weak in the knees. Don't blush. Don't fog up your bubble helmet. (Wait a minute - forget I said that last part)<br />
5. Take me for example.<br />
I act perfectly normal when I go to the Treedome and ...<br />
6. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!<br />
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I think that's enough proof that this is... lol... legal. ^_^ I'm a dork. *walks away*