Noir

Hoagie: "It was a dark and stormy night when the client pounded on my door like a sack of wet meat. Some guys call me a snoop, or 'fat kid in a janitor's closet', but I prefer hard punching Private Eye, and the client knew it too. The dame by my side is Laura, my Girl Friday, and a hard puncher herself. She's a good kid, though, and hey, she lets me call her 'toots'."

Laura: "Tootsie Rolls are sweet and tough, just like me!"