Noir- alternate

Laura: "Yay, I made a super detective birthday party for Hoagie! Party party!"

Hoagie: "Heh, stick with me kid, and you'll have your cake and eat it too!"

(they eat cake)

Fanny: "HOAGIE GILLIGAN!! Get back to the lunch room front and center for trash duty!!"

Hoagie: "Uh, can this wait? We're kind of in the middle of somethin' here."

Fanny: What did you say?! If you don't follow MY orders, I'll have no choice but to throw th' book at ya!"

Laura: "No birthday party...?"

Hoagie: "Bad move, Numbuh 86!"

Laura: "BIRTHDAY PARTY NOW!! INVITATION ONLY!!!"

(throws Fanny out the window)