Dancing

Oh it goes in reverse order when I post.

Please read my first post for my little *side story* to make sense.

I dont' understand your f-ing mobo jumbo! I'M ONLY 14! And HOME schooler at that!
And if ya don't liek my ideas, or my drawings, DON'T LOOK AT THEM! *Punches in face*

Don't know how to rate this one. ??????


Sorry but every vibe in my body screams "Mary Sue" in this one even though the actual artwork is well drawn.


*Mr Truth dialing Anti Mary Sue HQs in the Twilight Realm using his Inter-Dimension cell phone at the Temple of Time late in the evening*

"Hello this is Anti Mary Sue HQs in the Twilight Branch how may we help you?"

I went to the Fandom called *Legend of Zelda* and had gone to a ranch where I stumbled upon a person who has a *perfect* musical voice without any practicing whatsoever which isn't even remotely logical,even in a magic world.

She also has the gift of swaying people to like her thru her hypnosis in her voice and I feel she is a threat to the balance of magic.

"Now I need to know what farm and what time period this is at"

*In reality their Anti Mary Sue Time Travel team can eventually find the time period by hand but it takes a lot of work and is a pain in the a-- and they don't like to do it that way*


It's in the period of Ocarina of Time and she is living in Lon Lon Ranch with 3 and sometimes 4 residents. 1 *Malon* 2 *Talon* 3 *Ingo* and once in a while 4 *Link* who mainly wanders Hyrule.


"All right Thanks for the information and I'll send a dispatch Crew and let him know to grab his Anti Sue ear plugs as a precaution"

"Is there anything else I need to know"

I don't think she knows how to fight but Mary Sues tend to learn fighting abilities out of know where and call it *Instinct* so tell your dispatch team to expect the unexpected.

"Thank you. Please stay on the line until a *Team Member* is dispatched and he or she will contact you as well as leaving you an anonymous caller.
Please lock the outside doors to your Temple if you can for your own safety"

"The Dispatch Team will give 3 knocks and announce themselves so don't open the door to *anyone* until they arrive. Is that clear?"

Crystal mam but I am running out of crystal energy on my phone. I have about 5 minutes left.

*When you run out of crystal the empty meter is actually just a bit higher then it really is meaning you have a tiny bit of juice left to make a QUICK emergency call*

... oh. I get it... *Hides under a rock*

See if you can find out what I am hinting at in this story as it's not suppose to be a personal attack against you.




*4 minutes later* I just remembered mam that she can also *play* instruments without any prior knowledge.


Scene change:

Anti Mary Sue HQ Briefing room:

Leader: "We are on a scouting mission to check out a call that someone made spotting a possible Mary Sue sighting..

The time and location is at Ocarina of Time after Link is grown up and in Lon Lon Ranch.

The caller has locked himself in the Temple of Time as a safety precuaton so if he doesn't answer the door right away don't go breaking it down or anything stupid like that"

"The caller has said it's a code 004 and a 005. Possibly a 006 as well so be sure to get your plugs. We are sending Red: White and Blue where Blue will be back up if there is any problems with Red and White. ;) *inside joke*

The farm has a large wall around it so sneaking in will be difficult at best so this mission is going to have to be a night one and you will need *Night Vision Googles* and a sharp eye.

We also cannot make an arrest until we have a warrant so don't go reachin in for those handcuffs or you will be de-ranked at best.

We cannot make a warrant until we have reasonable enough proof or the judge will just toss it in the fireplace like last time.

Team Red: "Don't reminde me!" *Everyone glares at him and the Leader caughs his throat* "Ahem!" "Any more questions or our you guys going to have a staring contest all night?"

*No one responds* "All right let's rock n roll!"