Dumb Duck
Dumb Duck
Dumb Duck by Saltwater
Description
Description
Dumb Duck makes a new friend
Dumb Duck feels so lonely.
He has no real friends, just a bunch of stupid and boring dirty commies like him on the Net.
He has no friends, because not only he is dumb,
but also he is obese, ugly, he loses his feathers,
and he stinks like an old duck of the swamps.
Today he broke into the house of the Masters, while they were out,
sneaking around if he could find something to eat, to steal, or just to spoil and ruin.
He is like that, he loves to leave his mark!
Suddenly, he saw him in the bathroom,
all shrouded in light, like a splendid vision,
and his heart thumped in his chest.
The perfect duck!
- Quack quack!
- Salute comrade!
- ... (no answer)
- Can we be friends, in the name of marx, and his glorious prophets lenin and stalin?
- ...
- You look so good.
I love your bright and shining blue feathers,
and your cute little red beak is so ducky!
Your perfume is so divine,
as a bewitching breeze in the pine forests in summertime.
- ...
.
.
.
To be continued..... lol
This little pastiche is a small gift for TeeJay87. :)
Dumb Duck feels so lonely.
He has no real friends, just a bunch of stupid and boring dirty commies like him on the Net.
He has no friends, because not only he is dumb,
but also he is obese, ugly, he loses his feathers,
and he stinks like an old duck of the swamps.
Today he broke into the house of the Masters, while they were out,
sneaking around if he could find something to eat, to steal, or just to spoil and ruin.
He is like that, he loves to leave his mark!
Suddenly, he saw him in the bathroom,
all shrouded in light, like a splendid vision,
and his heart thumped in his chest.
The perfect duck!
- Quack quack!
- Salute comrade!
- ... (no answer)
- Can we be friends, in the name of marx, and his glorious prophets lenin and stalin?
- ...
- You look so good.
I love your bright and shining blue feathers,
and your cute little red beak is so ducky!
Your perfume is so divine,
as a bewitching breeze in the pine forests in summertime.
- ...
.
.
.
To be continued..... lol
This little pastiche is a small gift for TeeJay87. :)
General Info
General Info
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Falconlobo on October 13, 2014, 12:14:16 PM
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quack i meant duck doctor^^Saltwater on October 18, 2014, 1:09:11 AM
Saltwater on
qauck%% was fine!that dumb duck is illiterate, and half crazy! lol
Falconlobo on October 18, 2014, 6:29:18 PM
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he is a half baked duck^6Saltwater on October 18, 2014, 11:16:42 PM
Saltwater on
This daffy is so barmy!Featherheaded, of course, he is lacking in the most basic common sense!! lol
Falconlobo on October 13, 2014, 12:13:45 PM
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qauck%%^Saltwater on October 18, 2014, 1:06:14 AM
Saltwater on
eh eh! LOL
quack quack?
Kwack Kwack?
кря кря? LOL
krya krya?
cuac cuac??
coin coin?
quaken-Quaken??
Falconlobo on October 18, 2014, 6:28:44 PM
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just being silly^6Saltwater on October 18, 2014, 11:03:11 PM
Saltwater on
that's the general idea for this wacky picture! ;-) :DTeeJay87 on October 6, 2014, 12:41:11 PM
TeeJay87 on
I've been always wondering, where did the name "Toilet Duck" come from. lolThanks for such lovely gift ! ^^
Saltwater on October 8, 2014, 12:46:55 AM
Saltwater on
lolNow you will think of your little clumsy friend Dumb Duck every time you go to the bathroom! :)
TeeJay87 on October 8, 2014, 6:37:11 AM
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My family has been using Domestos as mean of cleaning bathroom since I've remembered http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestos - despite it's more expensive than those toilet ducks, it's more reliable. ;)Saltwater on October 10, 2014, 1:09:38 PM
Saltwater on
So, you don't trust the Ducky, do you? :)Yet he is used to crawl in the mud, or worse! ;-)