The "Skank" Picture

PG-13 for sexual inferences. If you don't get the inferences, you shouldn't be looking at this. Although, most of the inferences come out in the text I'm about to write... *snicker snicker*<br />
<br />
This has been dubbed the "Skank" picture by just about everyone at my school. Merry Christmas, happy New Year, you can see Korwyn's tushie around the ribbon, too! Hmm... I wonder if I can make that rhyme... All in time!<br />
Korwyn: *bangs his head on a wall*<br />
Joey: *is still, two months later, in the same clothes and same position* Dude. *flashses peace sign*<br />
Korwyn:....Don't you get bored with that? And when have you ever gone--<br />
Joey: I'm a piece of paper, Dude, and so are you. Maaaaaaan.... Why don't you take off that ribbon and put something else on...<br />
^___^ Yes, let's open on Christmas and get a prize: Korwyn's---*gets dragged off by Korwyn to be strangled* <br />
<br />
*from far away, sounds akin to a dog being mangled are heard*<br />
Joey: Dude.