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...Worst pick up line...ever.

...Worst pick up line...ever. by Snake_Eyes

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o.o; ...The title is self explanatory. Its all part of my story about a "Samurai" named Bob(left) who's stupid, annoying, and perverted. He's hitting on my angry, violent, dogy person named Rayne(right).<br />
Its pretty crappy...Eh, whatever.<br />
Update! Yes, he looks an awful lot like Sora. Do not worry, I have changed his character design. Look forward to it when I disown my scanner and get a better one...

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Category Miscellaneous » Characters » Groups/Couples
Date Submitted February 3, 2004, 5:23:02 PM
Views 10084
Favorites... 96
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VictoriaZepeda on February 1, 2010, 11:45:13 AM

Nice!!!!

felicitycullen on April 12, 2009, 12:57:07 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

Minda on May 11, 2007, 8:08:51 AM

Girl:*Beats head in*
Guy:OW!WTF WAS THAT FOR!
Girl:Perv...*walks away*

princezuko101 on April 28, 2007, 7:04:21 AM

omg i like bob!!!

YunaAndTidus on February 3, 2007, 10:46:51 PM

lol

monkeyfighter on October 28, 2006, 7:29:41 AM

i tried that pick up line at school yesterday as a joke...i get the s*** slapped out of me.. great pic!

SecretSilentAngel on October 18, 2006, 9:23:09 AM

that is hilarious

odysseygirl on August 20, 2006, 9:39:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!! lmao!!!!!
love it ^__^

KC_Jones on August 10, 2006, 7:38:57 AM

I just noticed how much the girl in this picture looks like my friend, Amanda. Weird...

Saru_no_Cheesecake on August 8, 2006, 8:11:04 AM

BWAHAHAHA!!! .....owww....
sick humor!!!! I LOVE IT!

Playstationfreak on July 22, 2006, 10:55:23 AM

hee hee hee hee, that's funneh!

KC_Jones on July 10, 2006, 6:57:18 AM

Yay for pervy samurai!!!

Well, it's not as bad as "Mind if I insert my floppy disk into your hard drive?"

Wait, this could be the worst pick up line for samurais and the one I just said could be the worst for computer geeks!

Kickassgirl on June 26, 2006, 7:29:47 AM

Ouch.

animegurl77 on June 1, 2006, 12:55:39 PM

thats funny bob looks kinda like sora(KH2)

Mentally_Unstable on May 27, 2006, 2:05:57 PM

lol hilariousness XD

sango_fan_1 on May 16, 2006, 11:20:30 AM

ahahahaha thats so friken funny *fav*

Lolanthe on March 24, 2006, 4:45:49 AM

OMG! thats sooo funny!!! *dies*

foxshadow15 on February 19, 2006, 4:52:44 AM

*dies with laughter*

RockStar2005 on February 17, 2006, 10:02:57 AM

if someone said that to me i would personaly rip off what makes him a man and sell it on ebay...LOL! funni pic

FFXgirl on February 16, 2006, 6:01:43 AM

I would kill that guy!!!!!!! It's funny though!!!! *favs*

brainfreezy2004 on December 31, 2005, 2:50:22 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
O.o
*cough*

Anime_Flame_Fox on November 25, 2005, 12:11:04 PM

OMG what if Sora said to Kairi: Hey baby, 'mind if I slide my keyblade into your keyhole O.o That would make me ROTFL!

CaptainCMorgan on November 19, 2005, 1:56:46 AM

magnificent.... i dont think there are any other words! ^-^

+favs+

animaniac525 on November 14, 2005, 12:20:23 PM

god that line is retarded

eating_pikachu on November 8, 2005, 10:17:35 AM

XD Funny..!!

Chibichan on October 9, 2005, 3:59:03 AM

SLAP HIM! SLAP HIM B-4 HE GETS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!MWEE HEE HEE!!!!

Katsuyuki on October 2, 2005, 4:01:11 PM

(why does this seem so familiar) I told you I was sorry

sorakairi on August 29, 2005, 7:45:36 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!! VERY FUNNY!!!!
XD XD XD!!!!!!

Corgi23 on August 28, 2005, 2:20:15 PM

LMFAO! Wow. He reminds me of a couple of my friends o_o sadly.
This is so great!!! XD

SunStreakedSky on August 26, 2005, 12:02:18 AM

oh god thats hilarious!! awesome picture!

Ashcroft on August 21, 2005, 12:07:04 PM

why is everyone bashing on poor Bob? He's just trying to get some! ;_; I understand you Bob and am on your side!

rp_master on August 18, 2005, 7:27:20 AM

...................................................................................................hmmm..............LMAO THAT IS F-ING GREAT, I WONDER HOW GOOD IT WOULD WORK [walks over to a girl and tries it] SMACK OUCH.....it don't work to good

The_Swayz on August 7, 2005, 2:41:28 PM

bakerhahahaha buns hahahah that is a stupid (yet funny) pickup line lol buns.....baker....ha......wanna hear a funny pickup line?... "If you were a booger I'd pick you." I love that one heh disguisting but, makes me laugh! Enough about pickup lines and about the picture, its really good the dude looks like sora. Awsome job.

Rikus_lover_girl on August 7, 2005, 6:48:09 AM

if i was Rayne i'd cut his "katana" off with my sword and make him eat it.

"is around her dad too much" my dad was in the airforce.

keep_breathing on July 12, 2005, 3:53:36 AM

Ha, wanna hear a funny story? I was at school, I was new, and this guy, who I later found was named Tyler, came up behind me and cupped my @$$.

"Hey, babe. Your dad must've been a baker, coz you've got NICE BUNS."

I punched him in the eye and kicked him the the whoo-hoo.

Now, what's the stupidist pickup line ever?

~keep.breathing

miriko_the_cat on June 26, 2005, 11:02:47 PM

If that was one I'd laugh soo hard and then slap him so hard his whole life will flash before his eyes!

Other than that, that's a funny pic GOOD JOB!

thiswasmadeforfun on May 24, 2005, 11:34:00 PM

the dudes asking for death.... n im one of those perveted teenagers...

xblaquexx on May 18, 2005, 7:02:26 AM

i swear, if i was rayne, i would smack him so hard, his katana would break, so he wouldn't stick it in anyone's "sheath"

Black_Breeze on May 4, 2005, 10:45:53 AM

. . . .. . .

*walks up to him and slaps him in the face*

You perv.

(or am I the perv for thinking of it that way?) :)

zefi on April 12, 2005, 10:37:07 AM

lol perv!!!

Raz on April 2, 2005, 3:05:02 AM

hoo-ha that's funny!

Special_Forces7 on March 30, 2005, 10:33:43 AM

ooo that dirty!
lol good job!

Samantha913 on March 29, 2005, 3:45:35 AM

That guy looks like Sora!_! maybe it's just me oh well, You should look at some of my drawlings

kaname14 on March 13, 2005, 3:08:19 AM

hahahahahhahahaha so funny!

megasuperultraPotatoMasher on February 27, 2005, 9:32:49 PM

lol , that really is the worst pic-up line ever !! but its still funny ! Keep it up , your one of the best

freaky_madcow on December 28, 2004, 3:01:38 PM

AHHAHAHAHA!!!!! thats way too FUNNY!!! really funny....whoever understands it are adults!!! or perverted kids and teenagers!!! ME!! :) yeah...but its really funny!! :) keep at it!

cold_hearted on September 24, 2004, 12:28:13 PM

lol thatrs funni ... and good ^^ NooOOo dun listen to waht syco otaku319 says (ACK) nooo kenshin anyways Im on teh sake rite now so uuhhhh c u in a cuople hourz gr8 joobbbb

scyo_otaku1319 on September 8, 2004, 11:08:43 AM

hmm... is it WeirD THAT I "MIGHT" say yes??? lol sorry i sorta like samuria ....just give him a little crooss on hisleft cheeck and die his hait red*grabs knife* u will be kenshin!

darkdesire on August 24, 2004, 10:07:26 AM

God,I'd litterally kill him if he did that to me,as in stab him with a spoon!!That's right,a spoon!!Heh,that's only cause I'm bad...But still!!Good picci,ish funny!!

Loner_inthe_Shadows on August 5, 2004, 3:14:35 AM

Oh. That -is- a bad pick-up line. If anyone ever said that to me I'd beat the crap out of them. Gawd. Bob's an idiot.

ChibiKioko1345 on July 23, 2004, 2:33:33 AM

*gasps* O___O he's so DIRTY! *beats with a breadstick* HENTAI!! man, if i was her i would slide a katana threw his chest >_<

MorbidAngel on July 16, 2004, 5:48:20 AM

That's hilarious..I'm trying to clean my perverted mind..but I don't think it's working cuz of things like this..it's awesome! keep up the good work!!

Oni_and_Tatsu on June 22, 2004, 1:40:20 PM

Tatsu: That ones good, but ever try DDR pick-up lines? "Hey baby. You wanna go Burn the Floor? 'Cause I'll B4U."

LadyoftheDeadlyDance on June 16, 2004, 3:44:20 AM

LMFAO! Ooohhh, Bob's gonna DIE! Run Bob, for the safety of little Bob, RUN! +Favs

KoreanRamenX on May 10, 2004, 8:08:52 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'ma keep sayin that now xD lol roflmao

Mouse-chan on May 7, 2004, 8:46:04 AM

::stares shocked, stunned, disgusted for a loooong while:: o.o ::snickers:: that is dirty and totally GROSS! It's sick and perverted, I would so beat the tare out of him! but, it after the shock of it passed when I saw it it was kind of funny... oh, don't tell anybody I said that! eh, heh, nicely drawn though.

InuyashaKagome535 on April 30, 2004, 10:17:55 AM

That is the most CORNY and AWFUL line i've ever heard!Like the pic! MWhahahahahahaha!

ZipperDollys on April 24, 2004, 2:48:13 AM

wow, that line is AWFUL! i feel sorry for that guy.....*shakes head*

VR_Jay on April 16, 2004, 4:07:10 PM

hmmm, i have tried this pickup line three times now with similar results.

Ifrit-YoukaiSei on April 13, 2004, 6:02:39 AM

X3 lol first off that makes it funny without looking at the pic but just reading the desription is that he's a samurai named "Bob" lol! And KeyweilderofHallowBastion is right, he looks a lot like Sora that's scary o.O;;; but still good pic! *adds pic to favs*

KeywielderofHollowBastion on April 12, 2004, 11:40:28 AM

...he looks a WHOLE lot like Sora. *coughs*

Liger_Kid_12 on April 11, 2004, 5:35:15 AM

oh my god!! i love it!!! it's not a stupid pick up line but it is perverted and funny good job i would have never thought of that!

ChrissyC on April 3, 2004, 6:44:21 AM

Oh my God, I added this to my favs. forever and a day ago. x.x I don't think I commented, I'll have to check. Anyway, I was showing my sister the picture and she didn't get it at first...she was all, "Where is his katana, I don't see it?" Then I looked at her weird and she finally got it. XD

Icare4u on March 31, 2004, 12:58:45 PM

kill him !!!!! if i was her i would cut of his head!!!!mwah ha ha

Icare4u on March 31, 2004, 12:58:42 PM

kill him !!!!! if i was her i would cut of his head!!!!mwah ha ha

BlkDranzer on March 28, 2004, 12:59:40 PM

lol thats funny. kinda dirty, but funny non the less.... =3

Koolkat6968 on March 26, 2004, 4:15:56 AM

Kool!

AngelKagome on March 19, 2004, 11:03:35 AM

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

vash_and_wolfwood on March 4, 2004, 10:03:03 AM

hehehehee...he kinda looks like sora, although sora would never say that...maybe.

Des_the_healer on March 2, 2004, 1:56:53 PM

hee hee. Loser.

Immortal_Death on February 21, 2004, 10:27:36 AM

LMAO!!! oh my god that was funny!!!

Rikan on February 20, 2004, 1:07:21 AM

LMAO!

FuZzYpAnDa666 on February 16, 2004, 10:40:17 AM

!!!!*pulls out note pad* *jawts down..can i stik...katana in...shathe* awsome pick up line! thanks! oh yea...this picture rocks some big @$$!

Kaya_Kioko on February 9, 2004, 3:39:38 AM

:: DIES:: LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! That's the BEST line EVER!! XD XD XD!!!! Oh good Lord, I can't BREATHE *___*!!

DaniSm on February 5, 2004, 10:27:46 AM

Lol!!! I'd beat his @$$ down if he said that to me, but it's still hilarious! Actually, I think I'd laugh XDDDDD. Great pic!

MACC402 on February 5, 2004, 6:37:41 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD XD XD Nice pic!

Spazcat101 on February 4, 2004, 1:21:27 PM

BAHAHAHAA. That IS terrible. I think he is about to find himself in a world of hurt, lol.

yume_no_neko on February 4, 2004, 10:37:43 AM

ROFLMAO!!! love it....!!!! =^^=

mewmagic5 on February 4, 2004, 7:21:12 AM

*falls over and dies!* XD LMAO! That's friggun' hilarious! If he doesn't end up with a black eye, I think I'd freak!

DaBear on February 3, 2004, 2:40:39 PM

what a shi**y line she oughta kick his azz

DarkAnGel on February 3, 2004, 10:36:25 AM

omg! i wouold kill him if he ever asked me that!! but it's funny!!! i love it! i like the expression on rayne's face!

Duppy on February 3, 2004, 9:25:25 AM

-Stares in silence for a while before cracking up laughing- Oh man..that is a terrible pick up line :3 But so funny. Nice job.