Controlling the Insanity

LOL. i only swear on the computer, and even there i censor XDDDDD

bwahahaha! Then i guess you don't realize that i say sheit!

no, i notice ^^

oh.

um...

*backs away*

Me: ....... *head tilt* nani?

*Everyone stops*

Me: well, how do we do THAT????

Shadow: MAKE ROSETTE KISS HIM AGAIN!!!

Rosette: *throws a shoe at Shadow*

Shadow: K.O'd

Me: done anyone have a really really light aura? Like, someone who's pure of heart?

Everyone: *stops to think* hmmm...... *realization* EMBER!!!

Me: *takes out communicator* hello? hey mikenno? yeah can you get ember over here? tell her it's important!!! yeah like, right now.

Mikenno: *chaos-controls into the room with ember* i have brought her. do you need me for any other purpose?

Me: no, you're good.

Mikenno: *nods and disappears*
Ember: im here... whaddaya need me for? *points at self*
Twilight: see him? *points to dark eclipse*
Ember: *wide eyes* yeah......
Twilight: we need someone pure of heart to turn him back!
Ember: and you want ME??

Aria: Yeppers… 

Me: You up to it??

Ember: i... guess......

Me: ok then. critic! tell us what to do!

Everyone: *waits*

Me: well... Ember needs to be BRAVE, and walk up to Dark Eclipse. She needs to stand there, and allow her light energy to cancel out the dark energy that's corrupting Eclipse.

Rosette: yeah.. uh... it's THAT simple?

Me: unless Eclipse mauls her...

Rosette: NO!!! SHHHH!!! SHUT UP! *smacks me*

Twilight: okaay.... are you ready ember?
Ember: umm..... i guess so..........
Twilight: *nods* i'll cover you. *goes daemon and stands in front of her* get goin'!
Ember: okay....... *walks up to eclipse* hmm..... *closes her eyes*
Twilight: *is standing not too far behind ember*

Me: oh god, let this work........

Dark Eclipse: *growls, and starts advancing towards Ember* *suddenly he stops, and his eyes widen* GAAH! *he falls down, and cringes, as if in pain. He then claws at his chest, as if something is hurting him in that area, all the while yelping and screaming*

Me: oh... i didn't know it would be PAINFUL...

Dark Eclipse: *suddenly, he shivers all over, and drops down, face first, onto the ground. Dark energy floats out of him, and he returns to his normal color*

Me: oooh... it's like an EXORCISM!

Rosette: please will you kindly shut UP?

Me:.... :(

Shadow: looks like it worked...

Eclipse: *looks oly half awake, and is breathing semi-heavy*

Ember: OH MY GAWD IM SO SORRY!!!!
Twilight: no its ok ember you did great!! *reverts to normal form*

Me: will he be ok?

Me: yeah, he'll be fine... it's not like with Condemned though. He'll remember exactly what he did, and he'll HATE it! Teaming up with Mr Inderretta? He'd rather jump off a cliff!

Eclipse: *still on the ground*

Me: loading... loading... loading...

Me: *gigglesnort* pffft........ loading? did you play sonic the hedgehog 2006? OMG that game takes FOREVER to load....... but its AWESOME.

Ember: .............you sure he'll be ok?
Twilight: yeah im sure. ^^

Eclipse: ugh... *gets up, and shakes head* *looks around* oh no... then it WASN'T a dream!

Me: yeah. You really did turn dark.

Eclipse: *turns on me* AND YOU HELPED HIM!!!

Me: what can i say? Mr. Inderretta can be pretty damn cute at times... *shuffles feet*

Eclipse: AAAAUGH!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!

Aria: Belief is a very very powerful thing… do you reject this reality and substitute your own??

Me: That's called denial… but Clipsy… don't be too hard on yourself… or get angry. Anger leads to hate…

Aria: No Star Wars!!

Me: *facepalm*

Twilight: critic, you really did it this time.....

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Me: I'm like Condemned. I love chaos. I THRIVE in it... I'm also like Richard from Looking For Group! ^^

Eclipse: You're sick. *is gone*

Rosette: D: *stares at empty space for awhile, then breaks down and sobs*

Aria: Who's Richard??

Me: Clipsy, where are you going??

Me: *comforts rosette* its ok... he'll come back. i can feel it.

Rosette: *sniffle* a-a-are you sure..?

Me: hmm... we may need to find him.

ALSO! For Maggie, click this link, it's the Web Comic Looking For Group. You can find out who Richard is HERE!

http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/1

Me: yes im sure. but critic's right. we have to go find him first.

Aria: Where would he go??

Me: And where should we look???

Me: goddamnit, Maggie! Did you click the link?

Also..... DUUUDE!!! He's in an Insane sylum. Yeah.

Me: ....damn. now we really have to go help...

yup ^^

...... do we go now? or do we leave this to our other selves?

Me: I clicked the link… why's… I didn't get too far, I got kicked off for a bit.

Aria: Yeesh…

Me: ehh........

Me: we don't go. We won't do that shoot.

Me: heheheh.. i think i took all the sweat out of everyone XDDDDD

*swear. my bad XDD

nawww... i'm already a little potty mouth.. lol!

ty ^^

Twilight: GAAH!!! *falls to knees, holding her head with her eyes shut, wincing from the pain* agh...

Me: oh no twilly!!!!

Twilight: *looks up at inderetta with one eye, still wincing in pain* nice... shot...

Aria: *Kicks Inderetta in the face* Excuse me sir, there's something on your face, let me help you get it off. *Starts kicking him repeatedly in the face*

Me: 0_0 Feeling violent today???

Aria: Yes. *Continues Kicking*

Mr. Inderretta: EXCUSE ME, WHO ARE YOU?? *grabs Aria by the foot and throws her to the ground*

*walks toward Twilight for the finishing blow*

Aria: How RUDE!!! *Kicks him in the back of the head*

Me: Violence never solved anything… Look at Vietnam…

Twilight: *grin* gotcha. *uppercuts underetta so hard that a normal person would have gotten a few teeth knocked out*

Me: WHOA! i say, twilights a pretty good actress!

Mr. Inderretta: two-on-one isn't very fair... hmm... *gets out project Nocturnal 2.0 and sticks it on Eclipse*

Eclipse: *is electrocuted* NRRRAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!! *slowly gets up* *turns into Dark Eclipse* heh... *to Inderretta* need any help?

Mr. Inderretta: why do you think i summoned you?

me: *wakes up* nnn... Eclipse? shoot!!!

Me: crud. we need backup. *takes out a communicator* calling all units. we have a situation. we needja over here, like, NOW. over.
person over communicator: roger that.
(there iz a flash of light, and neo, zenith, fang, fria and scorch appear)
Neo: ah, teleportation. fun stuff huh? ^^
Zenith: *cracks knuckles* lets put this new weapons system to work >:D
Fang: *slightly scraed* ehh... i dunno what ya needed ME for, but.. *gathers courage* i'll fight.
Fria: *evil grin* (you know how much i like figts >:D)
Scorch: oh yeah! brawl time! *is getting ready for a fight*
Twilight: allright! heheheheh, get ready ideretta!
Lightning: cuz hybrid nation is HERE!

Mr. Inderretta: you can hurt me all you want... but are you going to hurt your FRIEND?

Dark Eclipse: ahahahahahah!!

Aria: You're not a friend. *Kicks Inderretta*

Me: *Facepalm* He meant Eclipse!! Not himself, ECLIPSE!!!!*

Aria: Oh. *Still kicking Inderetta, while looking over at Eclipse.* I like that laugh. *Mimics* ahahahahahah!! *Continues with kicking Inderretta*

Everyone on my side: *the "i know something you dont" smile*
Twilight: oh? aren't you forgetting something?
Neo: *raises hand towards eclipse* >:3

Me: if it has an on switch, Neo can control it.

Neo: *flicks one of his fingers and the Nocturnal device falls off eclipse and turns off* i cant destroy it, but i can sure turn it off!!
Zenith: heheheh, you're gonna get it now, inderetta! *holds out a seemingly normal arm*

Mr. Inderretta: DAMN IT!!!

Eclipse: *slightly woozy* gehuh..? what... what happened?

Aria: Don't curse!! *Kicks his face*

Zenith: hope ya like the upgrade! *arm is actually mechanical and reforms into a cannon thingy that fires an energy blast at inderetta*
Scorch: OH YEAH! PWNAGE!!!!!!
Fang: *sweatdrop* uhh......

Mr. Inderretta: i... need help... ow... CRITIC!!! I'M OUTNUMBERED!!!

Me: *wakes up* why didn't you say so, you big dummy??? *turns Eclipse back into Dark Eclipse* ^^

Dark Eclipse: *has no machine*

Mr. Inderretta: yay!

Me: Total God mod… *Grumbles under her breath*

Aria: *Stops kicking* How did that happen??

me: it's something that we artists can do. ALL ARTISTS. INCLUDING MISH. XD

Dark Eclipse: heheh... *wonders who he should kill first*

Me: CRUD!
Everyone else: *thinking* well... now what??

Me: uhhhh.... i dunno. Why did i just help the villain?

Mr. Inderretta: cuz' i'm so gosh darned cute?

Me: HEY YEAH!

Mr. Inderretta: *smug grin*

Dark Eclipse: can we just kill people already? I want to kill people.

Me: woooaahh... hey Dark, that's soooooo unlike Normal Eclipse!

Dark Eclipse: uh... duh.

Aria: I put forth my idea once more. Inderretta plushie. It'll sell like hotcakes!!

ME: *sweatdrop*

Me: *sweatdrop also*

Zenith: *returns arm to normal* what?? crap.
Scorch: O.O dark again? WTF???
Fria: *O.O* (crap. now what?)
Lightning: PARADOX!!! *falls down. dead*
Twilight: lightning? LIGHTNING!!!!! *runs to him*

Dark Eclipse: hm? Oh. I must have killed him as my normal self.... buuuuut... since i have all my emotions stolen from me: AWESOME!!!

Me: SHUT UP!!!!! *slaps him across the face*

Mr. Inderretta: oooh.... one of the hybrids died. Huh. Whatever.

Me: *tries to strangle Inderretta, and fails*

Aria: * To Inderretta* Y'know… temperments like that are usually the results of traumatic episodes early in childhood. Do you remember any??

Me: Don't go Freudian on us…

Twilight: *to inderetta* *red eye glare* dont.... talk about him.... like THAT!!! *goes daemon* RAAARG!!!! *swats eclipse away and goes straight for inderetta*

Scorch: YIPES! i've never seen that thing this close!!! *iz in awe*
Zenith: O.O i'll say...
Fria: *genuinely worried* (oh no... i hope she doesnt hurt herself.... or kill anyone......)
Me: Lightning!! *runs over to him* lightning!! get up! get up!! please......
Neo: oh god, no...... wait.... *closes eyes* i feel something........ *gasp* My other self! i'm doing something................. *realization* IM TRYING TO FIX IT!!
Fang: whoa really??? well you better!! *gets mad* if it really was elipse that killed him, i swear to whatever god is out there, he'll be ripped to shreds!!!!!! *flies up and dives towards dark eclipse, fangs and claws bared*

Eclipse: *gets up* grr.. huh? Heh... *catches Fang, and throws him onto his back, then pulls a Joker kills Robin, and starts beating him*

Me: TWILIGHT!!! NO!!! *runs over to her, and tries to stop her before anyone is hurt*

Mr. Inderretta: DAMNIT! THIS IS CHAOS! *wings rip out of his back, and he flies away, leaving Dark Eclipse to try and fight 9 angry people* *how lame of him*

Aria: HEY THAT'S MY SCHTICK!!! *Runs forward and leaps into the air. She swings her arms out and her feathers spread out, turning her arms into wings* COME BACK HERE COWARD!!!!

Mr. Inderretta: GO AWAY!! *flies off to saftey*

Dark Eclipse: *still beating up Fang like an insane person*

Me: D:

Aria: Gah!!

Me: *Throws a book at Dark Eclipse*

Dark Elipse: *Knocks the book out of the way* heh...

Mr. Inderretta: *escapes*

Me: gaah!! it failed!!

Neo: DAMMIT!!!
Fang: grrrrrrr........... *eyes glow* weren't expecting THIS were ya? *fireball of doom comes outta his mouth*
Scorch: DAANG!!! thats one biiiiig fireball!!!
DaemonTwilight: RAAAGH!!!!! damn...... grr............ *powers down* missed him.............
Zenith: ok thats it... *is about to join in the fight*
Fria: *smirk* (hey wait for me!!!)

Dark Eclipse: *leaps out of the way of the fire ball*

Me: WAIT! WAIT! DON'T FIGHT HIM!!! I know he's an evil version of our friend... but he's STILL our friend! We can't hurt him! We need to change him back somehow!

Twilight: *returns to normal form* lightning? LIGHTNING! are you allright? talk to me....
Lightning: *on the floor* augh....... what... where am i?
Twilight: *sigh of relief* oh, thank GAWD!

Me: yep he's fine....

me: *to teh Rabies Victims* ok, you guys. Here's what went on: Lightning, as you recall, Eclipse got rabies.

Eclipse: OMG!!! Did i hurt anyone??? How di -

me: shush! Anyway, Eclipse got rabies and bit you. I... um... we weren't there, but i think you were overcome with the disease, cuz you were hissing and growling and stuff when we came back...

Eclipse: oh no no no noooo... i already have to deal with Condemned... i don't need to be insane, MYSELF... once again, DID I HURT ANYONE??

Me: err... hate to break this to you, Eclipse, but before we injected the antidote into you... you... uh... you were going to MAUL Rosette...

Eclipse: WHAT????? OH NO!!!! *very emo and panicky*

Rosette: :(

Me: but you didnt!! dont turn all emo like twilly did.

Twilight: yeah, dont. its not fun. XP
Lightning: SERIOUSLY!! aww not cool.................

Eclipse: *feels very sad* *and emo* *and emo and sad*

Rosette: why so sad, little hedgy?

Eclipse: I...ALMOST...HURT... YOUUUUUUU!!!!

Rosette: you're sad because of ME? awwwww... *crushing*

Me: pffft! Let the emo be emo.

Rosette: NO I WON'T LET HIM!! (oh shoot here it comes) cheer up, little emo boy...

Mr. Inderretta: *flies in. Outraged* WHO STOLE MAH ANTIDOTES??? WHOOOOOO??????? I WILL RIP OUT THEIR BRAINS AND MAKE THEM EAT 'EM!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Me: O.O uh oh.

zuko: u think his is bad, try getting me around one of the sol emeralds...

me: yah. i couldn't sleep for a month after THAT carnal disaster...

Me: oh my.

Lightning: NO! no brains please.
Twilight: yes, i like my brains IN my head thank you very much!!!!

Mr. Inderretta: MAYBE I SHOULD JUST KILL YOU ALLLLL!!!!!!!!

Eclipse: whowhat?

Me: GRAHAGAGHAAGAHAGAGHA!!!! DIE!!! *shoots Inderretta with teh LAZAR!!" BLAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Mr. Inderretta: *dodges*

me: shoot. that's all i had.

Twilight: *goes Daemon* do we HAVE to do this again? because i will GLADLY beat the crap outta you.
Lightning: ^^ thats mah girl ^^

Me: uhh... go get im twilly!!!! ^^

Mr. Inderretta: *supah scary angry look in eyes*

Me: eep! *hides*

Eclipse:... and she CREATED him...

Mr. Inderretta: YOOOOUUUU!!! *points at Eclipse* YOU HAD TEH RABIES, NOW YOU DO NOT!! YOU STOLE IT!!!

Eclipse: WHAT!!?? No.. i...

Mr. Inderretta: BUT TWO VILES WERE TAKEN!!! Which means.. heheh.. someone ELSE got it two... as in Eclipse bit someone. ho, i wonder?

Lightning: *laughs* yeah he got me. but i managed to fight it until they got back with teh vials ^^
Twilight: I took the goshdarn things, bakka.

Me: ooh you just got dissed in another LANGUAGE! take THAT!

Mr. Inderretta: AHAHAHAHAH!! *to Twilight* usted es un pequeño niño ruidoso. Don' t me hace matanza usted.

Me: another language. Spanish?

Mr. Inderretta: want me to say it in french? I can...

Me: no thank you...

Me: ... that was HORRIBLE! ish. at least to my type of spanish. Inderetta, tu FALLASTE! totalmente FALLASTE.

Lightning: *coughultimatefailcough*
twilight: uhh, i know some spanish too! bakka.

Mr. Inderretta: ¡no hice! ¡Mírelo para arriba, si usted desea! ¡usted híbrido estúpido!

Eclipse: did you just call her a stupid hybrid?

Mr. Inderretta: *with a smug grin* si.

Eclipse: grrr.... don't make fun of the hybrids...

Lightning: *walks up to inderetta* *angrily* you know what? *slaps him across the FACE* F YOU! *walks off*

Me: .... no. just, no. BAD!!! you are using the male terms on a femal character you idiot!

Twilight: GRRR....... *is trying to hold back the daemons*

Mr. Inderretta: oh shut up. *darts mish*

me: WTF???

Mr. Inderretta: *darts me*

me: whweeeee..... *falls down*

Eclipse: NRAAAGH!! *goes Condemned form and leaps up*

Mr. Inderretta: *dart*

Eclipse: *falls down with a crash*

Me: whooooooo *falls down*

twilight: ok thats IT! *does daemon (the incontrol version)*
Lightning: oh god. NO DARTS PLEEZ!

Inderretta: *darts Twilight* HAH! Stupid hybrid!

Daemon Twilight: *pulls dart out* HA! stupid pureblood. i am immune to darts. ive been hit with so many already, i just have an immunity to them now XD

Lightning: HAH!! *hides behind twilight*

Me: wheeee pretty ponies.....

Mr. Inderretta: hmph. I don't need a dart to knock you out. Of course, this means no ganging up. *darts Lightning* *a lot* just incase...

Lightning: wheeeeee!! *falls down* hey its a giant butterfly..... *unconscious*

Daemon twilight: grrrrrrrrrr....... fine. your move.

Mr. Inderretta: wonderful. Turn back, though... this seems a little unfair... i want to see how you do in hand-to-hand combat... this will be fun...

Daemon twilight: hmph. *turns back* fine. have it your way. *fighting stance* bring it, badger.

Mr. Inderretta: very well. *roundhouse kick*

Twilight: *ducks and does a spin kick that knocks inderetta off his feet* ha! *jumps back*

Mr. Inderretta: *regains balance* *does a hammerfist to Twilight's face* *it hits her. No really it does*

twilight: Gack! *rubs nose* nice shot. *lengthens claws* heheheh. *jumps and slashes at inderetta, narrowly missing his nose*

Mr. Inderretta: *uses the miss to his advaantage, and womps Twilight upon her head (enough to give anyone normal a massive headache, or concussion)*

*vials, and who

me: ooooh... sounds bad.

+Lightning: *endures hits* grrr..... HAA!! *shoots a HUGE AND UNAVOIDABLE BOLT OF LETHAL LIGHTNING at eclipse*

twilight: wait, if eclipse bit him, wouldnt that mean that....

Me+Twilight: GAAHH!!! LIGHTNING'S GONNA GET RABIES TOOOOOOO!!

me: DAMN STRAAIIIIGHT!!!!!!

Eclipse: *is hit* GRAAAAAAGGGHHHGHGHRRR!!!! *falls down, twitching*

Rosette: ECLIPSE!!!!

Me: IS MY FAN CHARACTER GOING TO DIE AGAIN????

+Lightning: *falls to his knees* no... it wasnt enough to kill him. if it was, i'd be knocked out righ tnow... *winces* oww... *cough*

Twilight: OH NOES!!!! it begins!!!!!!!

me: ok, is there like, an anti-rabies vaccine?????

me: Inderretta has it, but he's gone back to his safe little base...

Feral Eclipse: *is blacked out with foam still emitting from mouth*

Rosette: we HAVE to do something, or Lightning is going to be like Eclipse; a raging MONSTER!

me: no ones able to get there except Eclipse or Lightning, and THEY'RE both kinda not able to. That place is a death trap!

Twilight: *low growl* oh, they're not the only ones.... *goes into Daemon twilight, the "total control" version* i'm not that much of a wimp either. just tell me where to go, i can carry mish, rosette and critic.

+Lightning: *coughhack* noo... i dont want rabies...... *stands* i'll hold him back as long as i'm able to.....

me: right... where to, critic?

me: he's hiding out in his old company. Probably in the basement were no one can find him. His stock of antidotes are also there.

Feral Eclipse: *whimpery groan as he awakes*

me: shoot. I really hope you CAN hold him, Lightning...

+Lightning: heheh... i've held back worse. ask me later. now GIT OUTTA HERE!!

DaemonTwilight: *gets on all fours and crouches slightly* get on.

Me: *climbs on and offers to help critic and rosette up* come on we gotta go!

me + Rosette: *gets on*

me: Good luck, Lightning... you'll need it...

Feral Eclipse: *growls in anger, then transforms into Feral Eclipse in his normal form, not Condemned form. He looks like a nervous wreck and a zombie combined

Rosette: *is going to burst into tears soon* g-g-good luck L-l-l-lightning... d-d-on't h-h-hurt Eclipse t-t-too badly...

+Lightning: i wont.... *goes back to normal brown-and-yellow form* gaack....... go. quick! before i lose it too ....

Daemon Twilight: stay safe, lightning.... hold on guys!!! *starts running to the old factory at an incredible speed*

me: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Rosette: O.O

meanwhile...

Feral Eclipse: grrrr... groowwll... *foamy* *hands are shaking uncontrollably*

Daemon Twilight: *speeds up* almost... there.... *reaches factory* made it!

Me: *gets off twilly* okay then. critic, you lead us to where inderetta is at. Twilight will cover us.

me: a'ight! *goes all sneaky ninja mode* *sneaks into the boiler room* there it is... *points to a door labled "basement"*

Rosette: hmm... this is locked, and made of.... *pounds on door* ten layers of steel. Twilight? Will you do the honors?

Daemon twilight: heheheh.. with pleasure! *stands on back legs, cracks knuckles, then unsheathes her claws and shoves them into the door* gggrrrrrrrrrrAGGHHH!! *with a mighty heave, she pulls the door out of it's hinges* whoo! heavy... *puts it down as quietly as she could* well, doors open ^^

Me: okay lets go! *runs in followed by Daemon Twilight*

meanwhile.....

Lightning: *cough hack* so...... agh..... whats goin on eclipse? im sure the rabies arent very fun.... *is getting a little dizzy*

Feral Eclipse: HISSSSSSS!!! *charges at Lightning on all fours*

meanwhile...

me: sneaking.. i'm sneaking... i'm sneaking like the sneaky sneaker i aaaaam....

Rosette: STFU!

me: fine... omigosh! sssssshhhhh!!! *points to a sleeping Inderretta. A closet labled "poisons and antidotes" is right behind him*

Inderretta: *mumbling in his sleep* ghghfghjgf.. gimmeh... back those... rocket shoes... you theif... *more mumbling*

Daemon Twilight: cool. you guys grab the antidote while i keep watch, k? *faces inderetta*

Me: got it. *silently opens cabinet and starts looking*

in the cabinet: flu, small pox, amnesia (damn... Shadow could have needed that!), Angioedema, Angiofibroma, Angiofollicular Lymphoid Hyperplasia, other diseases i can't ever hope to pronounce...

Me: *quietly* ahah! Rabies! *takes it out*

Mr. Inderretta: *mumble* nooo... Shadow... those are my only prototypes... i..don't...care... if you need them... for... *mumble mumble*

me: lets head back...

Me: ok. *quietly sneaks out of the room*

Daemon twilight: *grabs door and puts it back in place* the only indication we were here are the claw marks on the door. lets go! *crouches again*

Me: *gets on*

me: *gets on*

Rosette: *gets on*

meanwhilez:

Feral Eclipse: *though still in his normal form, Eclipse is beating Lightning around with his fists*

Lightning: *is trying to fend off eclipses blows* grr.... i feel like im losing it....... GIT OFF MEH!! *uses his claws to fend off eclipse* grrrr.....

Daemon twilight: *is running back at extreme speeds* ehh..... *gets a small headache* agh.... something's wrong with Lightning.... i think hes about to lose it!!!

Me: WHAAT!!!!!???? SPEED UP!!!!

Daeomn twilight: you dont have to say THAT again!! *gets to top speed* dont worry lightning, we're coming!!!!!!

Feral Eclipse: *is thrown off* wwrrAAARRGH! *he gets up, and shakes off like a dog*

meanwhile:

me: WHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Rosette: *to Twilight* i didn't know you could sense when something was wrong with your partner... that must be helpful...

Daemon Twilight: we're really close ^///^ i can do it with my siblings too. *reaches spot where lightning and eclipse are fighting* LIGHTNING!!

Lightning: *eyes are bloodshot and he's foaming* *low growl*

Me: O.O oh crap he lost it. WHADDOWE DO???

me: THE ANTIDOTE!!! YOU CAN GIVE THEM BOTH THE ANTIDOTE!!!!!
of course.... the rabies would have sapped up all their energy already... they'll fall down, giving us a break before Mr. Inderretta comes in all angry and yelly.

Feral Eclipse: nnnAAAAAARRRGH!!!!! *foam spit*

me: ok, yeah... ew.

Rosette: :(((((

Daemon Twilight: gimme thaaat!! *takes antidote* i'll do it!! now, does this have to be injected or ingested?

Lightning: *foamy snarl* raargh! *tries to pounce on mish*

Me: GAH! *ducks and avoids getting pounced on* NO! BAD LIGHTNING! *throws wrench*

Lightning: *gets hit* OOF!

me: ok, that was funny. SO, YEAH. It's an injection, so it goes straight through the bloodstream. Did we get two?

Rosette: YES!!! DO IT!! AAH!! *Gets forced against a wall by Feral Eclipse*

Feral Eclipse: NNRAAAARRGH!!!

Rosette: oh god... oh god don't do this... oh god oh god...

me: craaaaaaaaapppp....

Daemon twilight: RAAAAGH!! *stabs antidote into eclipse's shoulder*

Me: ok, now ght lightning before he KILLS MEH!!

Lightning: *foamy growl, is advancing towards mish*

Daemon twilight: sorry lightning! *stabs antidote into lightning's leg*

Lightning: GRAAH!! *falls over*

Feral Eclipse: grrr..rr..guh.. *falls down onto knees, letting Rosette go*

Rosette: hey guys! I think it's working!

Eclipse: woah... where... am i..?

Rosette: OMG THANK GOD!! *glomps Eclipse*

Eclipse: Rosette..?

Me: How's Lightning? OMG, HOW IS HE???

Me: yeah!! *grabs popcorn and sits down*

Lightning: *cracks electricity whip* hahaha!!! bring it, coppers!!
Twilight: heheh, the wont stand a chance!

(shoom noise)

Me: huh? *looks behind her*

Neo: *walks out of teh portal thingy* sorry i'm late. *sees cops with guns raised* *groan* what did you guys do this time?
Lightning: stand.
Neo: *sigh* i got this. *raises hand and all their guns fall to pieces* now you can beat the tar out of them ^^

me: XD

Rosette: *badass gun point*

Condemned/Eclipse: *slashes at a cop*

Cop: DOH!

Rosette: *HEAD SHOT*

other cop: DOH!

Neo: *stands there enjoying himself*
Lightning: *whips a cop, electrocuting him*
Cop: yeow!!
Twilight: *traps like, 3 cops in a giant water bubble*
Fang: *slashed at a cop*

Me: *eating popcorn*

Condemned/Eclipse: *pulls a cop forward using tentical* hi.

Cop: oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap....

Condemned/Eclipse: *sticks out tongue, which wraps around the cop's throat, and chokes him*

More cops: *come*

Me: ooooh this iz fuuuuuuun ^^ *chomps popcorn*

Twilight: *makes shiney water spear things and pins a whole bunch of cops to the ground* dont you move from there =^^= *makes a big puddle of water under the cops by lightning*
Lightning: *LIGHTBULB!!!!* EVERYONE JUMP!!!
Everyone: *jumps*
Lightning: *passes an electric current through puddle + eletrocutes teh cops* heheh!!! fried cops, anyone? ^^

Fang: *takes to the air carrying a cop + drops him* see ya ^^

Rosette: *trigger happy shooting*

Cops: *are swiss cheese*

Condemned: *pulls an Inderretta*

Cop: MY FRUGGING HEART!!! *dies*

Twilight: dang, rosette can SHOOT! *is in the process of kung-fu-ing some cops*
Lightning: no kidding XD *somewhat tired* need some energy... *sees an electricity line* YES! * jumps up to it, grabs on and starts draining energy from it, until completely replenished* ahh much better ^^ *zaps a cop*
fang: *does a vampire imitation and bites a cop in the throat* man it's not even new moon yet XD

Eclipse/Condemned: maybe you did that simply for the fun of it all.

Rosette: ALL YOU COPS MUST DIIIIEEEE!!!!! *takes down the last cops with her GUN OF DEATH*

Eclipse/Condemned: O_O

Rosette: what?

Me+Twilight+Lightning+Neo: whooooa..............

Rosette: WHAT??

Eclipse/Condemned: something snapped in you, did it?

Rosette: no... um... maybe? It's been a while since i used a gun...

Me: SHE'S BLOODTHIRSTY!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!

no one: *runs*

Me+Lightning+Twilight+Neo: O.O *too scared to move*

Rosette: oh for the LOVE OF GOD! *puts gun away*

everyone: *relaxes*

Eclipse: okaaaaaay... whatever.

Mr. Inderretta: *comes in* Hiiiiii.

Eclipse: RAAAGHRRGHGHGH!!

Mr. Inderretta: GUESS WHAT, ECLIPSE!!?? *gets out a weird spray* IT'S TIME FOR A STORY ARC!!!

Eclipse: shoot.

Mr. Inderretta: *sprays Eclipse*

Eclipse: *coughs like crazy* what the heck?? *cough hack wretch cough cough HAAAAACK*

Mr. Inderretta: *crazy person laugh* bye! *disappears*

Eclipse: what *cough* was THAT *cough* about?

Me: cough spray?

Twilight: ..........
Lightning: ..........

me: oh no.... oh not even close.... prepare.......... FOR THE WORST!!!

Eclipse: owww..... head hurts... *falls down*

me: THE RABIES!!!!!!!!! *high pitched girly scream* Mr. Inderretta has a MILLION diseases set in a gas form! Who wouldn't be suprised that he'd blame Eclipse for his failure in the company, and become his arch nemesis?!

Rosette: what..?

Me: r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-RABIES?????? GAAAH!!!!!! *draws a portal, jumps through and erases it*

Lightning: crap O.O
Twilight: too right O.O

me: because the Sonic-verse is different then ours, it takes a shorter amount of time for the rabies to set in. Greeeeeaaaaat. It goes like THIS:

day one, coughing and a headache.

day two, high fever, a little aggression.

day three, homicidal maniac with foam and stuff

day four, DEAD.

Twilight: crap.

Lightning: *makes a cross with his fingers* STAY AWAY FROM ME UNHOLY BEING!!!!

me: that's not nice... btw, this is day two.

Mr. Inderretta: THIS ISN'T LIKE NORMAL RABIES!! I MODIFIED IT SO HE WOULDN'T DIE, AND WOULD STAY ON STAGE THREE!!!

me: WHAAAAAAAAT???????

Eclipse: *breathing is irregular, tries to get up, but falls down* grrr...

Rosette: Eclipse... i.. i think you need help...

Eclipse: NO! Leave me alone!!

Rosette: *shocked at his behavior, she takes a step back*

Everyone on my side: *backing away very .... QUICKLY!!!

me: OH SNAP!! DAY THREE!!!

Eclipse: *shivering all over, his eyes are shut tightly. He bears his fangs, and is growling loudly. Foam starts dripping from his mouth*

Rosette: gah! Eclipse!! OH NO!!

Eclipse:*eyes open, but they are bloodshot, and have no irises. He hisses at Rosette, and turns into his Rabies Condemned form*

everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *run like hell*

Feral Eclipse: *targets Lightning first* *foamy roar*

Rosette: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

Me: MY GOD!!! MISH, WHY ABANDON US NOW???

Lightning: *sotps and faces eclipse* GRAAGH! fine. lets do this....... *random lightningbolt comes out of nowhere and zaps lightning, turning him into "+" Lightning 9ill give an explanation for the name if ya want one XD)*

Me: aha!!!!! oh, is neo sill here?

Neo: yeah, why?

Me: uhh... bad news... *shows him computer*

Neo: WHAAAAT??? nooooooooo!!! *suddendly goes poof*

Twilight: .... what the heck just happened?
Lightning: *is charging at eclipse!!!!!!!*

Feral Eclipse: *chomps on Lightning+'s shoulder*

Me: uh oh... uh oh! uhohuhuohuhoh...... OMG UH OH!!!!

Also, what happened to Neo?

Rosette: isn't Rabies contagious?

Me: YES!!!!!

Rosette: uh oh.

+Lightning: GRAAGH!! *pulses with electricity, knocking eclipse off him* damn...... eclipse, when you turn back to normal i swear to god i'm gonna beat you up so damn bad you wont even feel it!!

Me+Twilight: O.O

+Lightning: *starts charging up massive amounts of positive electricity*

Feral Eclipse: SCREEEAAAAAATCH!! *tenticals fly up at Lightning+, and slash at his stomach*

Rosette: he's... he's an animal...

Me: ANIMAL I HAVE BECO -

Rosette: *kills me*

Me: okay ^^
 
Lightning: *pulls himself onto ledge* phew.............. hey where's twilly?

Me: Twilly fell off, broke her neck, went into a coma, and died.

Eclipse: THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE JOKE!!! SHAAAAAAME!!!

Lightning: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???? NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Twilight: *pulls herself onto ledge* huh? why iz lightning freaking out?
Lightning: *looks up* TWILLAY!!!!! *glomps twilly*
 
Me: huh. odd.

me: ah, glomping... the most extreme form of hugging...

Eclipse: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAMN CEREAL STRAWS!!!

My Little Sister: *drooly whimper*

Me: nani?
 
Lightning+Twilight: *still hugging* wtf?

me: Sorry, i was talking through Eclipse. My little sister was whining and wanting some of my cereal straws. EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD A DAMN SNACK ALREADY. I swear...

Eclipse: please don't talk through me.

Me: no.

Eclipse: SCREW YOU!!!

Sonic: E RATING!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: shut the freak up!!!
 
Me: mmmm cereal straws XD
Lightning: yumm :3

me: i know, right?

Eclipse: my GOD people - THEY'RE CEREAL PUT INTO A DAMN STRAW FORM.

Sonic: I WANT TO KEEP OUR DAMN E RATING, DAMNIT!!!

Eclipse: you... but you just said...

Sonic: I CAN'T BE A DAMN RATED 'M' GAME!! OUR RATINGS WILL DROP SO DAMN MUCH!!! GAAAD!!! F@#K ALL YOU!!! F&%K YOU ALL DEAD!!!

Shadow: i.. i think Sonic finally snapped...

me: 0.o

Sonic: 'M' ISN'T EVEN IN MY VOCABULARY!!! NOT EVEN IN MY PERSONAL DICTIONARY!!! *shoves a book in Shad's face* SEE??? SEE?????

Shadow: and yet you have plenty of swear words...

Sonic: SCREW YOU!!! *betchslap* U PHAIL!!!

Me: "ultimate fail"
 
Twilight: wow sonic has a very broad vocabulary XD
Lightning: i'll say XD
Fang: hi guys!! *wave+smile*

Sonic: who the f%$k r u??

Me: omg... i got him into swearing...

Eclipse: nice.

Lightning: thats not a good idea........
FanG : WHAT did you just say??
Twilight: he's like the hulk man....... you dont wanna see him angry.......
 
Me: nice job, critic ^^

Me: is there a pic of Fang somewhere?

Eclipse: Sonic?

Sonic: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??? RAAAWWWR!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANGRY EITHER!!! RAWR AGAIN!!!!

Me: yeah probly in mah gallery ^^ let me go find it......... *goes to look*
 
Fang: *low growl*
Lightning: *puts hand on fang's shoulder* chill, fang.
Twilight: yeah fang! you gotta cool it. unless you want me to cool ya off for ya. >:P
 
Me: I'M BACK!!! i discovered i dont have an updated pic of fang in my gallery so i'll have to draw one...... the one there is outdated XD

me: very well, Mecha.

Sonic: anger is baaaaaaaaaad stuff maaaaaaan...

Me: are you high again?

Sonic: helllllllll yeeaaaaaaahhhh.... *falls over*

Me: i'm not cleaning that up.

Eclipse: gross.

Rosette: EWWWWWW!!! A DRUGGY!!!

Me: ... okay..... i have NOW added a somewhat current pic of fang into mah gallery ^^ it's the most recent picture, he's the one right in the middle with the chains.

Lightning: yeah those cains come in handy sometimes.... long story, i'll tell you later.
Fang: *still fuming*
Twilight: chiiiiiill.......

me: oooh! oooh! tell me! tell me now!

Eclipse: NOOOO! NOT ANOTHER LONG STORY!!

me:*slap*

Rosette:*slaps back*

me and Rosette:*slap fight!*

Lightning: NO! no more slap fights. do you remember what happened last time????
Twilight: i sure do XD

Me: as soon as i write it all down i'll put it on ur profile, kay ^^

me: AWESOME!

Eclipse:............................no.

Rosette: I LIKE history!

Eclipse: WOO-HOO!!! STORY!!!

Me: LOL XD *phone rings* @%&$*&♪!!! *checks phone* gaah stupid toll-free calls....... i'm gonna kill them....

Fang: its actually a very interesting story.......
Twilight: yeah i thought so too, it happened before i got here.
Lightning: yeah ^^ fang has to stopp getting himself into trouble....... XD

me: so it was all a matter of not shutting the hell up? That's actually kind of funny...

Eclipse: suprisingly, i found it enjoyable.

Rosette: wow. That's pretty optomistic for a pessamist...

Me: XD

Fang: NO! back where i was born people actually enjoyed the howling thing. i moved to Moonglow city though, and everything changed. they just wanted an excuse to arrest a hybrid.
Lightning: true. they tried to arrest me once for running down the street. I didnt even push or shove or anything! made no sound. just the stupic cops being retarded.
Twilight: i got a warning for sitting in a tree. a FREAKING TREE! i'm telling you those cops are crazy!!

me: NO WAI!!! Those cops are, like, going to be screwed anyway, from where i may, or may not take my comic. (dun dun DUUUUUN)

Eclipse: it's da FUZZ, yo!

Rosette: what the hell do YOU have to worry about?

Eclipse: i'm a bat/hedgehog hybrid.

Rosette: NO WAI!! you so don't look like it, wow!

Eclipse: gee, thx - !

COPS OF RACISM: YOOOOOUUUUUUUU!

Soldja boy (or whatever): yo.

Me: aww crap! *draws a machine gun and holds it up threatiningly*

Lightning: *pulls out rod + makes teh whip of electricity*
Twilight: drains water out of the ground + forms it into spikehs*
Fang: *growls and crouches, ready to pounce*

Eclipse: *calm nothing-wrong-here act* well hello, officers!

Cops: ???

Eclipse: what seems to be the issue?

Cops: you.. er.. um.. *looks for an excuse*

Eclipse: i see nothing wrong here, unless, of course, simply standing here is an issue -

Cop1: LOITERING!!!

Eclipse: *raises one eyebrow* excuse me?

Cop2: WHAT HE SAID!! YOU! MUST! DIEEEE!!!!!

Eclipse: *sigh/eyeroll* have it your way... *goes Condemned*

Cops: shoot.

Eclipse:*to everyone* LETS BEAT THE TAR OUTTA THEM!!!

Twilight: SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEEEEE, THE DARK INSIDE OF MEEEEE!!
Lightning: NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME!!!!
 
Me: okaay...... that is an awesome song!! and i think it really fits the picture ^^ awesome job!! i wanna steal his pose now...... XD

lol! My fanbase is building up... most excellent... SOON I SHALL GET OUT MY BRAIN SUCKING POWERS AND - *looking around* uh... hug them. Yeah, that's it.

Me: .................... okay.... did you mean hug your fans, or their brains?
Twilight: O.o
Lightning: .................. cool.........................!

um.... NEITHER! YEAH!

Me: aww i dont get a hug?? fine.
 
Twilight: O.O
Lightning: XD

me: ...
Condemned/Eclipse: hug? you want a HUG??? HUG!!!!!
me: 0_o what?

Me: O.O never mind *runs like hell*
 
Twilight and Lightning: LOL XD

Condemned: *grin*

me: that wasn't very nice...

Condemned: who said i was nice?

Me: *sigh*... point taken...

Me: *comes back* im not scared no more >:P
 
Twilight: i hope so ^^

Condemned: YOU SHOULD BE!!! RAAWWWWRRRR!!!! *Tails Doll stuffing drips from mouth*

Me: O.o *faints*
 
Twilight: ................................................. o.o
Lighning: err..... did mishy just faint?

Condemned: *turns back into Eclipse*

Eclipse: crap. I did it again, didn't i?

Me: *still fainted*
 
Lightning: yes you did XD
Twilight: oooh idea!! *pulls out whipped cream and some feathers* pranks anyone? XD

me: not the smartest idea, considering she can erase you, and reprogram you with a new personality...

Eclipse: EGAD! You never told me artists can do that to their OC's!!

Me: huh? oh, it must have slipped my mind... *looks away whistling*

Twilight: oh she loves me too much she wont do anything ^^ i've done it once already XD
Lightning: yeah! all the does is draw ya in an embarrassing situation ^^
 
Me: *still fainted*

Eclipse: *raising one eyebrow* embarrassing?

Me: *splashes water on Mechadragon*

Me: *immediately awake* PLAGH!!!! NO!! I DONT WANNA DROWN!!! *sees where she iz* oh.... hehe hi guys ^^'
 
Lightning: she lives XD
Twilight: aww man..... yeah embarassing. to us at least XD

Eclipse: i see...

Me: HIYA MECHY!!! I actually have no idea were this water came from!

Eclipse: i have a few guesses...

me: O.O

Eclipse: jk!

Me: *glare of doom* im sure ya didnt.......
 
Twilight: uh huh ^^ embarassing.

me: lets say i drew it. I have a pencil. I have a scanner. I CAN MAKE ANYTHING APPEAR!!!

Condemned: may god have mercy on your soul.

Me: good point....

Twilight: too true. XP
Lightning: omg i'm glad she didnt put up that one pic she made....

Me: actually, i did ^^

LIghtning: you WHAT????

me: hooowhaaat? what pic?

Me: this pic!! ^^ http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-686564.html

LIghtning: aww crud. *hides in shame*
Twilight: whaaat? its just you about to fall off a wall with fang laughing at ya ^^

me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Eclipse: *tries to hide a snicker*

Me: ^^ oh by the way................. your picture is done twillay XD
 
Twilight: NOOOOOOO!!!! *dies*
Lightning: XD

Eclipse: uh oh...

me: LEMME SEE!!!! I WANNA SEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Lightning: *droolz* 8D twillay.....................
 
Me: i'm gonna post it as soon as i scan it XD
 
Twilight: NO!!! me no likey bathing suits!!!!!!
 
Me: yeah thats the thing, she loves to swim, but despises bathing suits XD

Me: the picture has been posted! http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-687973.html
 
Twilight: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *dies*
Lightning: *still drooling*

Eclipse: THIS IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE!!!!!!

me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAH, TWILIGHT!!!!!!

Me: *still holding up pic* edge? naaaaani?
 
Lightning: *still droolz* 8D *looks back & forth from pic 2 twilight* twilly? what do i have to do to get you in that bathing suit?
Twilight: a lot. >:P

Eclipse: *falls off*

me: *falls off*

the whole Sonic cast: *falls off*

some random guy: *falls off*

Me: ..............whaaaaaaaaa.....................? *falls off*
 
Lightning: *falls off*
Twilight: whaddid i say?

random speech bubble: you said nothing. The damn box was way too close to the damn edge, DAMN IT!

Sonic: KEEP THE E RATING!! KEEEEEEP THE E RAAAAATING!!!!

random speech bubble: oh just shut the damn hell up!

Lightning: *hanging onto the edge* HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Twilight: oh *falls off*
 
Me: *pulls myself bck on the ledge* sheez..................

me: WE NEED TO START A NEW DAMN CONVERSATION!!!!!

Sonic: E!!! RATING!!!!!

Awesome Char! ^^ I couldn't make it better! and you choose the perfect song for it ^^

Sephiroth: Hmm... So you can't control your inner Darkness? Just like I did...but then I managed to control it...

Eclipse/Condemned: It shall never be fully in my grasp of control. Condemned is the one thing preventing me from being social. Damn him. Damn him to hell...

me: uhh..... oooookkkaaaaayyyyy......

cool nice pose and eyes

...Outstanding

Ragnarok: I see we are the same...but this doesn't change anything!

Condemned: maybe we are related? hmmm.. we DO both share a hatred for humanity...

Holy... F yes, buddy. You and I need to do a collab or something sometime. Not now though... Ugh, I love that pose! I need to badger you for requests.... Amazing <3

a collab? how so? when do we start? what shall we do with it? must i send you my character's bio?

Heheh, cool down mate. You seem excited <3 <3 I say we do an art trade, sometime in the future. I'm too busy now. xP But I needed to ask you before you get swamped with RQs and don't have space... I GOT YOU RESERVED! You're an amazing artist. <3 <3

haha.. very well! Sometime, i will see me and you doing an art trade of whatever may come...

YOU KNOW THE SONG??? Awesome. Tank you so much for faving my pic, because, techinically, even though he is mine, i really do love Condemned. He is my favorite character. Oddly enough, when i named his real form, i had no idea about EclipsetheHedgehog (another artist). I made the mistake of naming his other form Eclipse. oopsie.