To Love a Monster

Eclipse: oh... um... i-i'm sorry...

Rosette: no, no! My fault!

*both stare at each other for a looooong time*

me: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Me: *thinking* KISS!!KISS!!KISS!!KISS!!KISS!!KISS!!KISS!!KISS!!

me: it ain't that simple, hun...

Eclipse: i-i'll just... um... yeah.

Rosette: *embarressed smile*

Me: DAMN! maan.... if it had been twilight and lightning, they would have kissed, like, forever ago.........

Ocarina: They would not of kissed!!!!! (thawks head) *Stupid Ocarina! Sooner or later hes gonna find out!*

((yes they would have))

Me: GODDAMNIT!!! *forces Eclipse and Rosette to kiss*

Eclipse + Rosette: *both suprised at first, but soon it is identical to the picture above*

Me: YEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! *air punch*

Me: oh yeah, now we're talking!! =^^=

Lightning: *is sitting down next to me with a bowl of popcorn, munching loudly*

Me: *notices him* WHOA! jeez, you came out of NOWHERE!!!

me: OMIGOSH!!................. GIVE ME THAT POPCORN!

Mr. Inderretta: hey guys i - WOAH GEEZ! GAH! Makeout session???

Lightning: yup ^^ popcorn? *offers Mr. Inderetta the bowl, then goes back to watching eclipse and rosette*

Me: wow this is a good one. *takes popcorn from the bowl and munches it loudly*

Twilight: *walks in* hey guys, whats---- *sees eclipse and rosette* WHOA. they finally did it huh? reminds me of fria and kenny right after they started going out.... *sits down by Lightning*
Fria: *comes out of nowhere* (i heard that. dont remind me about thaaaat.........) *shudders* (jeez, not again......)

Eclipse + Rosette: *stops*

me: awww.... :(

Eclipse: *stares at Rosette for a long long time. He is blushing*

Rosette: *Rosette is also blushing*

Eclipse: ahem.. uh.. well... *turns away, walking*

Rosette: er... yeah...

Mr. Inderretta: huh. I saw no connection between those two...

Me: ARE YOU RETARDED, OR SOMETHING??? *thwacks Inderretta on the head with a piece of bacon*

Me: *throws teh wrench at Mr. Inderetta's head*

fria: *anime sweatdrop* (uhh......okaaay.....?)
Twilight: BAKKA!!
Lightning: uhh.... WHAT SHE SAID!!

Mr. Inderretta: *K.O'd*

me: YES!!! FEAR THE WRENCH AND BACON!!!! ALTHOUGH THE WRENCH DID MOST OF THE WORK!!! And... um... well i made you greasy...

Me: *picks upi thw wrench* yupyup ^^

Fria: *shakes head* (that inderetta is an idiot..)
twilight: well put, fria ^^
Lightning: i'll say XD

Me: well he's smarter than Eggman... pffft! I.Q. of 300 my @$$...

Mr. Inderretta: *gets up* hey! 350 over here! And common sense! At least I don't pick out robots from a SLOT MACHINE!

Eggman: hey! Slot machines are pretty handy! *shot*

Me: *holds gun*

Me: Mr inderetta has a POINT......

Lightning: a very valid point......
Twilight: i mean seriously, if eggman had an IQ of 300, he would be able to construct elaborate plans that would actually WORK!
Lightning: agreed ^^

me: indeed *head nod* and WHAT'S the best he can do? A bouncing raccoon cannon. Wonderful.

Mr. Inderretta: EXACTLY. At least i was successful in some parts!

Eclipse: Exactly! With killing me!

Mr. Inderretta: yes!

Elipse: i'll get my revenge...

Mr. Inderretta: :(

Me: uh oh not again!!!

Twilight+Lightning: *step inbetween them*
twilight: no! no more fights!!
Lightning: yeah! unless you all want your butts fried!!

Me: o.O

me: uh....wow...violence.

Eclipse: *I'm-watching-you sign*

Mr. Inderretta: shut your trap, you ruffian!

Me: HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!

Lightning: all right, thats IT!
Twilight: oh jeez. *jumps into the air*
Lightning: *puts hands on the ground and fries eclipse and inderetta*

Me: *ROFLMFAO*

Eclipse and Mr. Inderretta: *cough* *hack* 0.0 *both stunned*

Me: pffft.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Rosette: :3 heheheheh...

Lightning: *rubs hands together in the "my work is done here" fashion* >:3

twilight+Me: *gigglesnort* pff..... GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eclipse: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT??

Inderretta: YEAH!

me: er.. uh.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me+Twilight: *still cracking up* GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Lightning: *is attempting to hold back a HUGE grin, but is failing*

Eclipse: *huge Lightning beatdown*

Inderretta: *sarcastic* no... stop... don't... *eyeroll*

Me: DON'T DIVE INTO THE DARK SIDE LU - I MEAN ECLIPSE!

Eclipse: *DEATHGLARE*

Me: *dies*

me: u guys are so naughty together...

zuko: *stops making out w/ angie* which one of us?

angie: look at the picture honey...

zuko: hm... ah. *they start making out again*

Me: SEE!! if only eclipse and rosette were more like zuko and angie!!!!!!!!!! blah. OY STOP BEATING UP LIGHTNING!!!

Lightning: *is getting beat up*

Twilight: HEEEY!! *goes daemon and roars ridiculously loud in eclipse's FACE*

Eclipse: GAAAH!! MY OVERLY SENSITIVE BAT EARS!!! *falls down writhing in pain*

Me: omg. omg omg omg. OMG PWNED! XD!!!

Twilight: *powers down* Take THAT american!!!
Lightning: *forehead smack* aw crap it's west side story again... blah.

Me: you are not so cute.

lightning: *dies*

me: oh now look what u did!

zuko: *still making out*

me: ok u 2 can stop now...

Eclipse: *gets up, but a little shaken* don't use my bloodline to your advantage, plzthx... owwwwww..... *rubs ears*

Me: omg. Zuko is still making out with Angie.

Rosette: new record. XD

angie: *without stopping* we do this when we get bored

me: O_O

omg. Crazy.

Me: omg crazy.

everyone: HOLY GOD.

Eclipse: OW!! JESUS!! BE QUIET!@!!!!

angie: lol just kidding. we do this when one of us feels down. *continues*

Me: your crazy insane mind thats how.

me: EXACTLY! ^^

Shadow: I'M GONNA TURN INTO A WHAT?????

Me: memory wipe!

Shadow: .....ah.

i was about to say.....

Me: this will be cool since Shadow never really looses his cool (except when he does his little chaos blasty thingy).

Shadow:....wha...?

Eclipse: *was listening to the whole thing* *attacks me*

Me: gaah!! MEMORY WIPE!!!! ... did it work???

Me: *to Eclipse* GEDDOFF ME!! *pushes off*

Eclipse: YOU MUST HAVE PUT ME THERE!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

Me: uhh... er... HUG!

Eclipse: *darts away*

Me: phew...

Me: ssshhh... don't say that, he can here you and be curious... he has bat ears, remember? THEY CAN HEAR SONICS!

Sonic: he can hear me?? OH NO!! MY DARKEST SECRETS!!!

Me: everyone already knows you're bi.

Sonic: NOOOO MY OTHER SECRETS!!

Me: Eclipse is going to find out in the next issue.

Sonic: D:

Me: eh? did sonic kill someone?????

twilight: no one can hear better than i can!!!! i can hear a wolf howl ten miles away!!! or more!!

Me: *in a whisper* he still doesn't know about evil Super Sonic.... Sonic got a little too close to chaos energy... aaaaaaand..... yeah. CHAOS insues.

Eclipse: wha? what was that?

Me: NOTHING.

Me: oh. bad.

me: *still whispering* yeah. I have it all planned out. Eclipse will refuse to go into Condemned form because he will not fight his godfather, and, in result, will be beaten up badly.

Eclipse: who?

me: STOP GETTIN' IN OUR CONVERSATIONIONIONION!!!

Me: oh bad bad bad. is there any way to.... you know... stop it?

me: well... at some point Super is going to run out of energy and revert back to normal...

too true...

me: YES.

whoa..how cool is this *squeel* i for some strange reson love kissing scenes
Me: i've herd there difficult to draw
Nyxa: why dontch'a draw one of mephiles and me and find out??^3^
M: ignore her, i really like the tenticals
(probably spelled that wrong)

thanks! Also, I suck at spelling, so i have no idea with the tenticals thingy.

I like kissing scenes too, and YES! THEY ARE HARD TO DRAW!!

omg... it took me, like, five-billion tries to do it right... it was CRAZY!!

I just kept on going "RRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" while erasing...

Twilly: whoops.

Me: he'll wake up eventually. *sees zuko and angie* OY!! GET A ROOM!!!!!!

me: yus. Plzthx ^^

Me: Le gasp!!!

Lightning: *lives* whoa what is going on in that closet????
Twilight: 50 bucks to who ever opens it!!!!

me: *glares at Twilly*

Eclipse: LOOK! ON THE HORIZON!!

a moose: yo.

Eclipse: NO! THE OTHER HORIZON!!

hooded figure: i'm going to come in on Condemned #.... 16? Whatever... and i'm going to be an ANTI-HERO/VILLAIN!!

me: name?

hooded figure: uh... Tejón

me: hmmmm... that MEANS something in Spanish.... but i'm not sure what...

Me: OHMAGOSH!!! uhh..... lets see if i can figure this out..... hmm...... i got nothing. it must be mexican.

Twilight: LOL XD seriously, i'll give you 50 bucks if you open that....
Lightning: ehh... tempting, but im too scared to see whats going in in there O.O

Tejon: badger. It means badger.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Me: REMIND you of anyone? ANYONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD???

Me: inderetta? is it hiiiim??

Tejon: maaaaayyyyybeeee....

Eclipse: but chu saved Rosette...

Tejon: i have my reasons, BEAST.

Eclipse: grrrr....

Lightning: hey no insults.
Twilight: >:(

Me: lightning gets mad if you insult his friends.

Eclipse: ECLIPSE SMASH!!!!! *charges at Tejon*

Tejon: *sidesteps* haha.

Twilight: GRRRRR..................
Lightning: he reminds her too much of acid!! make him go away!!

me: DO IT CRITIC!!! unless you want a berserk daemon running around!!!

me: oh shoot!! *without looking away, pulls out a gun, and shoots Tejon in the head*

Tejon: *dies*

Eclipse: O.O

Me: too bad... he reminded me of mustard... :D

Eclipse: wha..? *creeped out*

Twilight: *slowly cools down*.........
Lightning: phew...

me: I'LL MISS YOU, MUSTARD BADGER!!

Eclipse: my god shut up.

Me: *wrench chuck at critic*

twilight: ...............
Lightning: whoo.

me: *catches wrench* sick. A WRENCH! *plays with wrench*

Eclipse: so... now that Mr. Mus - i mean, Tejon is gone... now what?

Lightning: ....... i dunno...
Twilight: uhh..... i dont explode?

Me: WE PARTYYYYYY!!! *random dance of randomnessity*
Maggie: HEY THATS MY JOB!!!!!

me: who?

Me: maggie's mah friend from my theater group. i was using her computer and she was reading over my shoulder so i let her add something ^^ im gonna draw her sonic character soon ^^

me: oh m gee! hi maggie!

Maggie: hi ^^
Me: shes still around XD I FINDS HER AGAIN!!

me: crazy yo. OMG!! OMG!! EVERYONE SAY HI!!!

Everyone: hey.

me: *death glare*

Everyone: uh... er... we mean... WOOT!! HAI EVERYBODY!!! HI MAGGIE!!!! OMG PLEASE SAVE US!!! SHE BEATS US WITH STICKS HAI!! HI!! SHE'S GOING TO KILL -

me: *kills them* no! you'll spoil my plans! *evil hand rub*

Maggie: O.O wow you're almost as crazy as i am XD
Me: XDDDD she does that all the time XD

me: i do.

Eclipse: SHE DOES!!

me: *kicks Eclipse in the face*

OMG maggie has an account now yaaay!! *sees eclipse on the floor* hey maggie's oc does that too XD

me: yes. I noticed. Of course, it's a bad idea to do that to Mr. Inderretta...

Me: i think we both noticed XD

me: WONDERFUL! One more thing that we have in common!

Me: XD

Me: yes.

Eclipse: O NOES!!!! TEJON IS MR. INDERRETTA!!!!

Me: oh. I revealed his identity. Have you noticed?

Eclipse: D:

Me: yup ^^ i knew it all along ^^

Me: 'cuz i told you...

Eclipse: HE COULLD HAVE KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!

Me: nooooooo..... he was planning to cut off some of Condemned from you for a PLOT POINT!!!!

Eclipse: D:

Me: O.O i didnt know that part!

me: nope! AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS???????

he's planning to capture Shadow in an insane revenge plot in which he injects Shadow with that piece of Condemned, turning Shadow into a MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

dun dun DUUUUNNN!!

Honestly... where do i come up with this stuff..?

angie+zuko: *in one voice* WE'LL MAKE OUT WHEREEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!!!!

angie: *devilish grin* then again... *grabs zuko*

zuko: here we go again... *gets pulled into nearby closet*

*even more inappropriate behavior ^^*

Twilight: so who feels down?
Lightning: *lives* no more west side story please!!!!

Me: ditto....

Jet teh hawk: WHEN YOU'RE A JET YOUR'E A JET ALL THE WAY---
Lightning: *shoe chuck* NUUU!!!

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! darn you!! i cant draw that!! i have tried many times, and it DOESNT WORK!!!! ............ any tips?

i just got lucky with this one XD

I can't draw this type of thing either...

but still, you know, AWWWWWW!!!

Eclipse: O_O

Rosette: 8D

Me: hahahahahahaha!! lol eclipse XD

Twilight: awww... FINALLY!!
Lightning: *is rolling on the floor laughing*

me: it never happened............ yet.

Eclipse: what do you mean YET?

Rosette: 8D

me: Sonic's playing matchmaker... bwahahaha...

Eclipse: b-but... m-me and Rosette? I... i mean..

Me: sigh... MEMORY WIPE.

Eclipse: *slightly dazed*

Me: LOL yet XD

Lightning: haha we know something you dont!!
twilight: and we're not telling chu ^^

Eclipse: wha...?

me: GOD I LEEEERV THIS PICTURRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: MY MATCHMAKING WORKED!!!!!!!

Me: LOLZ!! i love it too ^^

Lightning: re-enactment?
Twilight: totally ^^
*both start making out*

me: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!1

*stares at piccy some more*

both Eclipse + Rosette:*red face* STOP STARING!!

Lightning+Twilight: *stop making out* LMAO!!

Me: ooooooooohhhh!!! bluuuuuuushiiiiiing!!!!!! XD

Eclipse: *smacks you*

Rosette: i'm... not... BLUSHING... i'm... just... er... ANGRY!

Me: this is so cu -

Rosette: *kills me*

Me: ow. *rubs wherever he smacked me* *notices something* Oh. i only just noticed the tentacles XD wh0000000t eclipse and Rosette!!!!

Lightning+Twilight: ROFLMAO!!!

me: LOL!!!! Look closer! Hidden in the tenticals is a heart-like shape!!

KAWAAIIIII!!!!!

Me: AHA!! I FOUND IT!!! and to think, those two dont think there's a pairing XD

me: they are either dumb, or in denial.

Eclipse: i heard that.

me: *looking away, whistling*

*cough*denial*cough* bleagh. colds suck =^^=

Eclipse: .... *angry mumbling* i'mnotindenialyoujustallarestupidgits....

Rosette:............................. yeah.

Me: I LERV this type of cute lerving.

ME TOO! *bumps rosette towards eclpse* whoops ^^

Eclipse + Rosette: erm... uh... *both look away, blushing*

Me: CUUUUTTTTEE!!!!

i will now imitate a kid in my theater group.

KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!KISS!

me: ROFL!!!

Eclipse + Rosette: ....... *SUPER SHYNESS*

*i erase myself to become invisible, then invisibly walk over to ecilpse and rosette, then turn them around and push them right into each other so rosette almost falls over onto eclpse and their noses are touching*

heeheehee... *walk back over to critic and draw myself back in again, so it looks like i never moved*

my comment is up there ^
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awww nice poses

tanks!

np^^