Cap'n Iran Anne Rackham

Arrrr, this be Iron Anne Rackham, one o' th' wildest an' toughest shipmates t' eresail th' briney deep! She be th' cap`n o' Th' Demon Monkey, Eviltanic an' Poxed Spattic. Aye, she owns three ships! *rolls one good eye* I be guessin' ye ought leave now...unless ye want t' end up in Davy Jones' Locker!

Translation: Hello, this is Iron Anne Rackham, one of the wildest and toughest pirates to ever sail the seven seas! She is the captain of The Demon Monkey, Eviltanic and Poxed Spattic. Yes, she owns three ships! *rolls eyes* I am guessing you should leave now...unless you want to end up in the bottom of the ocean!

(I give all credit to the many pics of girl pirates I found on the internet!)