Big Daddy Nerd

This was mild mannered nerd, Jake Jojo, until a lab experiment gone wrong turned him into BIG DADDY NERD. <br />
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1.Afro pick gives him super hearing and the word on the street.<br />
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2. Classmates stare on in awe.<br />
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3. Extra thick glasses allow for sight above the average man.<br />
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4. Earring gives him the power to pick up any woman who is worse looking than himself.<br />
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5. Lipstick...who the hell knows.<br />
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6. Black nailpolish gives him the hardcore edge.<br />
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7. Rainbow suspenders allow him to call on the power of the gay community.<br />
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8. Flannel shirt gives him the strength of a lumberjack.<br />
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9. Pocket protector allows for him to pull out any pen or pencil for any situation.<br />
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10. Kung-Fu pose strikes fear into the hearts of his opponents.<br />
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Now that he has powers, will he be able to stand up to the jocks? Tune in next week....