ADOPTION: Samuel the totally generic and unoriginal dark angel

Why, hello, prospective customer. Meet Samuel. He's a dark angel, as you can see, with the black wings, pale skin, unnatural skinniness and eye color, and overall "I don't care about anything ever" demeanor.
Maybe you'd like to hear a little about him before going ahead and adopting him, so I'll tell you a bit. He lost both his parents at a young age (!) so he's a pretty unhappy fellow and doesn't get much sleep. He goes to your school, but no one likes him (because he's "different" and stuff) and he sits by himself all the time. But YOU (!) go up to sit next to him one day and quickly find out what a little charmer he is.
His personality is: aloof, distrustful, depressed, and sometimes a little hateful. Except around you. You're the only one who understands. He also likes to write dark poetry (!) in his notebook which he won't show to anyone but is hardly reluctant to show it to YOU.
He dresses in his own special, unique, and different way: piercings, chains, dark, ripped clothes, pointless (?) bandages, dyed hair cut to cover one eye... because no one's ever done THAT before.
Random people attack him a lot (!) (bullies, y'know). He got some scars from that, one of which he, for no apparent reason, kept the stitches for. For the memory? Inspiration for more poetry? Gee, it COULDN'T be just for the LOOK of the thing...
He's falling apart. See? In any picture you see him in, he WILL be losing feathers, even if he is standing statue still. Why? Because it's a deep and profound artistic statement about his state of mind (?).
So! Please! Take him if it pleases you! In fact, take MORE than one! Take TWO! Take a handful, then distribute them to your friends! Samuel can be adopted any number of times because he is no different than any of the multitudes of dark angels on the web, so therefore, it doesn't matter if there are more than one of him. There already IS more than one of him. And here is my promise to you, O Valued Customer: Samuel is 100% guaranteed to NOT stand out because, when creating him, I took care to avoid giving him any features which might distinguish him from any other dark angel. That is my promise to you.

Okay. Cutting the sarcasm for a minute, let me make one thing absolutely clear to all the artists on the web: BE. ORIGINAL. FOR. ONCE.


Picture drawn by me. Not that it matters much.