Best Political Speech EVA!!!

ok...so this is EXTREMELY random....one of my friends and i cam up with this in our english class

ya wee....our class was split up into groups to work on a political campaign for the book The Lord Of the Flies. I was assigned the character, Jack (for those of you who have never read this book, Jack is the antagonist and likes to assert himself...h also likes killing stuff....) anywho....Jack has a habit of stabbing trees with his knife (symbol of asserting power ^_^) and my friend and i thought that somewhere in my speech i should pull out a knife and stab something (like a podeum as in the comic ^_^)