Dirge's Rival

Poor Dirge! Seems I've been mean to him alot lately...I'll be sure to draw him happier in the next picture.
Anyway, this tank of a man is McPhee, Dirge's worst enemy forever. See, Dirge (such as male lions do in the wild) was the "alpha male" of bullies at his school. When McPhee transfered to the school however, claim for "alpha male" (also much like male lions in the wild) became a battle. As McPhee is horrifically larger than Dirge's bony bod, you can obviouslt tell who was winning.
SPOILER!: As the comic will not make a debute on this particular website (you'll see it on flammingcorn.com in about a year...I'm lazy), I'll go ahead and tell you how this ends up. Dirge makes up for it with toughness. Thus, they end up being equal and true rivals having ups and downs in their constant battle much like "Spy vs. Spy"...
Yup. That about covers it...