Mrs. Garrison IZ style
Mrs. Garrison IZ style
Mrs. Garrison IZ style by kennylives64
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My South Park/Invader Zim crossovers are back! This time it's Mrs. Garrison from the episode "Go, God, Go"...Only with different wording...
"Evolution is a theory! A hare-breained theory that says I'm a monkey! I am not a monkey!! I'm a woman!"
"Now I, for one, think evolution is a buch of BULLCRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: [goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer.] In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its [waves his left hand limply] mutant fish hands... and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this. [points to a rodent] retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! [faces the class. A new girl is seated in the front row, looking around] So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations! "
Well, there you have it! Evolution, you retard fish-squirrels!
"Evolution is a theory! A hare-breained theory that says I'm a monkey! I am not a monkey!! I'm a woman!"
"Now I, for one, think evolution is a buch of BULLCRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: [goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer.] In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its [waves his left hand limply] mutant fish hands... and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this. [points to a rodent] retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! [faces the class. A new girl is seated in the front row, looking around] So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations! "
Well, there you have it! Evolution, you retard fish-squirrels!
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ChibiChan15 on June 28, 2008, 7:29:06 AM
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nice....LOL ~breaks down laughing/crying~Lurking_Shadow_Creature on November 15, 2006, 9:59:18 AM
LOL! Then this fish frog had butt sex with that monkey and...that made YOU. xD.Demonic_Sora on November 11, 2006, 6:58:13 AM
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xDDD I love that episode, it made me laugh so hard...and that quote just makes it better, I agree with likestodraw though, it was fish-squirrel. But who cares, its still amusing x3Good job on this, WOO Zim-style :3
doorknob on November 8, 2006, 11:22:23 AM
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Lol! =D great job!I didn't see that whole epsiode yet, But i plan to watch it sometime :-)
likestodraw on November 7, 2006, 7:24:25 AM
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Me: *uncontolable laughter* man that episoide was soooo freaking funny. it's acualy retarded fish-frog not fish-squirrel just to let you know. *still laughing* just thinking about that episoide makes me laugh *laughing* ouch my side hurts. *laughing* *falls on floor*chester: you both have the right to remain stupid, everything you say can and will be ignored.
*FAVS*