Batman Vs Santa II

I like this version better.

Oh great, now eveyone's going to know abou the DS thing... *slides slowly off chair and under the desk*

What on Earth did Santa do to poor little Batman??

I think people who have played Soulsilver will understand.
Nothing but sit there and be bigger than him. You've never been absolutely terrified when you sat on Santa's lap??

I hope so... and hopefully the people who've played HeartGold, too...

As for the Santa incident, almost... I remember meeting him when I was about four or five and being too terrified to go anywhere near him, let alone sit on his lap, so I can see where little Batman's coming from.
I used to have an inexplicable and paralysing fear of men in general when I was young, especially big men and men with beards... so Santa being a big man with a beard was twice as terrifying.

Fear of big, bearded men... yup, that would do it.
I would hate to be a mall santa. I imagine that there would be a good amount of children wetting themselves while sitting on my knee :P