on pins and needles

JESH! after centuries spent in a planet ruled SOLEY BY APES, i have escaped to art-spam you all once more! ahaha, and you thought you could get rid of me that quick XP no sir, it'll take at least 2 cans of raid and a pack of matches to get rid of me! *severly misplaced pride* ^____^ er, so this is the 2nd request for bent_and_broken... when you said "can you do another one", i assumed you meant another drawing of the same specifications, soooo...um, if i did the wrong thing, alert me BEFORE you come to my door with your friendly neighborhood mob so i can make my steve mcqueen-style motorcycle escape into mexico, alright? (hola el sir, mueve por favor a su esposa que ella está sudando en mí profusamente. see? all set. just give me the word ^_^) ho hum, what an interesting week this has been. oh, wait. i lied. goddamnit. XD i'm sure you were all DYING to hear of my vaguely worrisome frolicks and feats of questionable morality, but...*heavy sigh* none so far. now i'm kinda afraid that if i get any more dramatic i might as well break out in song and dance. wouldn't THAT be interesting? of course, i'd be forced to shoot myself afterwards and that'd be a little more of a mess than i'd be willing to clean up. ah, choices... what i wouldn't do to have miss cleo trapped in a giant 8 ball right now =P wouldn't that be great, though? roll it down a hill and hope she survives long enough to tell you what your fortune is XD ok, ok, i think i've just fufilled my weekly quota for gibberish right there. any more, methinks, and i'll end up talking out enough carbon dioxide to asphyxiate a small country @_@ later, kind souls! and remember, boys and girls, every time you don't comment, god makes up another yo momma joke. please, help us stop the hurting XD *cut to commercials*