back of the squad car

This pic has a story... its long but ohwell.

My mom and I went to K mart for stuff. She locked the keys in the car(they were on the drivers seat). My mom used to be a cop so she has many friends in the law. Luckely, one of her cop friends was patroling parking lots near by. Officer Swope(think thats how you spell it) and his partner came by. They said they could break the window but my mom had to say no. Swope had to go to court so his partner drove us to our house to get a spare key. The house key was attached to the car key's ring so my mom made me break into my own frekin house! I had to craw though the bathroom window(in doing so I got a big bruse on my leg) and unlock the back door. Got the key and headed back to the parking lot. I was wearing shorts in the back of the squad car, it smelled an felt icky. And Swope partner just had to decied to tell me what was back there. "Barf, pee, drugs, and smelly people" he said. We got there, opened the car and got in, then I yelled at my mom for telling them not to break the window. Now I have to burn those shorts.

If you have any questions, fell free to ask.