Brian...

This is Brian/Manwoman. Her...no, his...hang on, got it. ITS name is Brian. IT died many times because IT put a TV in front of a fire and swithched it on. Nine times out of ten, the TV would catch fire and burn Brian/Manwoman and all others living in the house. By the way, before anyone tries to book me into a mental institution, this was on the SIMS. Not real life, the SIMS. No worries, right!

The defenition of Manwoman from the dictionary of Lala Land: Manwoman (n) A humanoid, female creature who has distinctly pointed facial features, often resembling those of a man (plural: manwomans) manwomanette (n) the offspring of a Manwoman