When you're evil...

"When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil...
What I'd do to see a smile...
Even for a little while...
And no one loves you when you're evil...

I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo&feature=channel_page

This song fits Bang so well. XD Seriously, he's so jerky and obnoxious, I've had people ask me to quit being him in RPs. XD

Um, anyway, I finally drew him! Hurray! LOL, he was supposed to be albino...but I couldn't get the colours right, so now he's just really pale and blond with red eyes. Whatever. XD

Just in case you're just tuning in somehow, I'll recap his bio for you...

Bang is in the same cult as Steven is. However, Bang is top rank, highest you can get, Uber McAwesome in the cult. Like, he is THE cultist. Maybe even the best, most loyal, and most trusted member. Or he WAS...

That is, until he was sent on a mission to retrieve an awesome totally evil scroll that Rooker, the cult leader, needed to preform a ritual. He did great, retrieving the scroll and killing anyone who got in his way...but he sat down the scroll for one second to buy some supplies for his way back home. By the time he realized anything was wrong, he had already given the scroll to Rooker. It turns out that the scroll he gave Rooker was a grocery list that had gotten mixed up with the real scroll when he sat it down for those few seconds.

Rooker was so furious, he threatened to kill Bang. But Bang begged for mercy and reminded him that if he killed him, he'd have to start using his second best member...and that the cult was "too good" for second best. XD This made Rooker reconsider, but he wasn't gonna let Bang off easy. So he ranked Bang allllllll the way back down to level one with the newcomers and losers like Steven. Ever since then, Bang has been trying everything he can to get back up through the ranks to rightful place he believes he deserves to be in...

Underneath his cloak you will find that he is extremely emaciated. This is due, however, to the fact that he's insanely decided to use food as a reward/punishment system to train himself. And he's really hard on himself when it comes to his training.

For example, if he makes a great accomplishment or completes a task he's set for himself or something, he allows himself to eat whatever he wants and as much as he wants.

Neutrally, he eats rice to survive, and only eats what he needs. He is satisfied by this, but not necessarily pleased.

For punishment for messing something up, however, he'll overeat and make himself sick. After he thinks he's suffered enough, he'll purge to relieve himself...which kinda tends to add to the punishment really. I mean, it doesn't sound much fun to purge. =/ He keeps a bottle of ipecac and laxative suppositories for the occasion. Yeah, he's pretty messed up. >_<

That's basically how it works. XD As horrible as it is...

He also tends to be masochistic toward himself if he feels the food punishment wasn't enough. But that's rare. He'd rather be sadistic. XD

Ooh! And it must be said that he's a dirty man-whore. Sort of. He doesn't get paid...not every time. XD Um, but he's not picky when he gets in the mood. Seriously, he'll sleep with anyone. ANYONE. Except children and animals. He has SOME limits. XD Um, if he has a choice and actually applies standards, he'd more likely sleep with a woman compared to a man. Oh, and he tends to like them a little younger than him...mostly due to the fact he thinks they're younger and therefore stupider, and probably don't know well enough that they probably SHOULDN'T sleep with him. Hopefully he uses protection, otherwise he probably has, like, a ton of STDs...

ONE LAST THING! Bang has most parts of his body tattooed and/or pierced. For your safety and overall well being, you will not get to see many of these said places. Thank you, that is all....