Moses Supposes

Oh, look! It's M.O.S.E.S. again! Um, except in this picture he ain't a robot no more. XD He's a little ugly homeless guy person thing. :D He looks like an anthro cockroach to me actually...

Um, actually, he's still technically a robot, just a more human one. I think android is the word, but I'm stupid and don't know for sure. >_<

RIGHT. So, continuing from this picture: http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-775477.html, M.O.S.E.S. was passed down from generation to generation. Needless to say, his "advanced" technology didn't stay advanced too long this way. So with every drastic generation change, the guy would be hooked up with an upgrade.

Which is why he looks this way! He now has a humanoid body to match his humanoid feelings and crap. Sort of. He's lacking some humanoid things. One being an anus. He doesn't need one, why bother? Also, his "penis" (what he calls his "pleasure unit") is actually more like a USB cord than and actual penis. Yeah, that means he can screw computers to some extent. XD He doesn't though, as M.O.S.E.S. is asexual for the most part.

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT. I'm uncomfortable discussing robo-penors. XD BACK TO THE STORY. Anyway, just because he would get more advanced with each new owner didn't mean he'd get more loved...and M.O.S.E.S. soon found himself living on the streets.

Considering food and sleep wasn't a big deal, he got along pretty well...but he still needed maintenance. Repairs and such. So he took up working at an intergalactic diner for some really jerky waitresses who treated him more like property since he wasn't a real human.

He has since fled this life style in another story I'm working on, but that's still a WIP as of yet, so I won't go into that.

He has also taken up using the name "Moses Supposes" (pronounced "suposes" to rhyme with "Moses" like the song from "Singing In The Rain") so he wouldn't be so robotic seeming.

Personality wise he likes to spend his time air-guitaring the solo to "The Final Countdown" by Europe and laughing at that commercial where the mime hands put an imaginary condom over an imaginary penis. :D And um...some other stuff I can't think of right now. XD

SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKlub5vB9z8