Whut'd I do?

"People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth..."

Erm, sorry. XD I somehow ended up listening to Billie Jean whilst colouring this...

LOL, anyway, this is basically what Bang's family portrait would look like. XD

See what happens when you don't keep your pants on, Bang? XD

ALSO, just to recap a little here:

Bang is fond of Julian, right? Like, not in a romantic way...more like a property way. Um, but to "claim" Julian to his best ability, he married him. Jeez, he's worse than having a wife! Bang's come THIS close to killing him already and forgetting the whole thing. BUT, he refrained from doing so, all for the sake of not getting a new Julian to replace him. Alas, as Bang is attracted to females more so, he took him up a wife from Bloodstone as well, whom he has been having many a late night sexcapade with for some time now anyway. Unfortunately, Bang's little multi-love paradise didn't stay at peace for long. Someone found out about his bigamy and blackmailed to tell his various spouses of each others' existence if Bang didn't pay a $2000 ransom. Luckily, Bang was tired of drama for the day and had more than enough money anyway and didn't mind parting with it.

MEANWHILE:
Bang was doing his usual "have sex with me now" thing with his wife (Rhona is her name, BTW) but didn't realize he was out of condoms before they hit the bed. Of course, he had slept with Rhona without protection before and no consequences had occurred. So he thought he'd try his luck again...WRONG. Bang is now the daddy of the evilest baby girl this side of Bowerstone. Seriously, if you check her personality it says "Childish, Evil, Aggressive". But really, with Bang being a Shadow Worshiper and an all-time baddy as it is, and Rhona being a thug from Bloodstone...did the kid ever really have a chance? XD Ironically? The kid's name is "Julia". XD I SWEAR I DIDN'T NAME HER THAT! XD

ALAS, Bang's ransom he paid earlier ended up being a waste anyway, because Bang made the mistake of maybe trying a threesome. Apparently when you're not married, they're into that...but not so much when you ARE married. Needless to say, a little catfight broke out between his legitimate spouse and f*ck-buddy for who loved him more. Fortunately, they both loved Bang enough to not divorce him. XD So they all kinda sat around awkwardly passing evil glances to each other around the baby's crib. That's when Bang decided it'd be in the best interest of everyone if he separated his family.

Since Julian was always a whiny little b*tch and complained about not being rich enough and Rhona was just thrilled to be some place nicer than Bloodstone, Bang moved Julian to Fairfax Castle instead, which pleased the little dork to no end. And just to be fair to Rhona (who Bang is actually DUN DUN DUN a little romantic for), he bought her and the baby all the best furniture. XD

SO NOW YOU'RE UP TO SPEED!

BTW, pictured from left to right in case you don't know: Rhona, Bang, Julia, Julian. :D

Quick observation: He's saying "what'd" in place of "what did" rather than "what would" because he's just THAT grammatically incorrect. I'm from Kentucky, kids, we use grammar MUCH worse. XD