Art Nazis from Hell

OH GOSH. I decided to draw the dudes from my dream and somewhat turn them into characters. I don't really intend to use them, but whatever. I like to be creative with even useless stuff I guess.

And I don't guess they're really Nazis either. They just dress like them. And just for the record, I DO NOT support Nazis. This is based off a dream, and if this is new news to you, I suggest you go here: http://flammingcorn.deviantart.com/journal/30973633/#comments

Also, I say they're from Hell because LOOK AT THEM. Why else would they be deformed like that? XD

ANYWAY, I guess I'll go into character description here or something..

The first dude up top there is Dietrich, and he's the leader of the three henchmen there. He's over zealous, loud, demanding, and too girly for his own good. Whatever Dietrich wants, Dietrich gets...with the exception of Steinberg down at the bottom there. He's the only one who outranks Dietrich, as well as the only one Dietrich absolutely fears and yet adores with every fiber of his being. Needless to say, he's the most eccentric of the lot.

Next is Johann, the bat-looking guy. Johann is next in command after Dietrich. He's pessimistic, egotistical, and a smart @$$ to boot. He hates everyone except for Steinberg, who is adored by the lot. He is their leader, after all.

Then there's poor Gustav, who looks too much like Chuckie Finster to me. Oh, well. Whatever. Anyway, no one likes Gustave. His is a sad, pathetic, abused little fellow who adores all three of those who outrank him. POOR GUSTAVE.

Finally is the main man, Steinberg, who looks too much like Richard Nixon. Steinberg overall could care less about his three underlings, but uses them to his full advantage. After all, they'll do anything for him. ANYTHING. Why else do you think they're all gay for each other? They don't really have a choice. XD He particularly likes picking on Dietrich, since he's all up in his grill all the time anyway. It's all rather sad really. But if you're Steinberg, you're getting the good end of the deal. SO THERE.

And there you have it. My faggy little art Nazis from Hell...or something. There's no way I can make an interesting story out of this...

This is probably the last time you'll see these guys. XD

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