Yarkity Yark...

Name: Yarkona "Yark" Novak
Codename: "Greenie"
Embassy: Lime green apparently...
Specialties: Interrogation expert, scouting
Nationality: American (originally from Kentucky)
Weapon of choice: Lead pipe or pretty much any melee weapon that doesn't take a lot of strength to pick up/swing.He's not very strong, and ultimately he just likes to hit things. If given a gun at all, he'd prefer something of the machine gun persuasion, that being because his aim is bad. His motto on that is "With a machine gun, you don't necessarily HAVE to aim, 'cause God knows your gonna hit SOMETHIN'!"

Likes: Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Tarantino films, Lurker (hurr, hurr), the colour green (though that's KIND of a given), and gasmasks.

Dislikes: Syd, his teeth, people comparing him to a leprechaun, and being called Flanningan.

Distinctions: Covered in clusters of freckles here and there, mostly on his face and arms, has various scars, and is usually covered in scratches/band-aids. He also paints his nails black, has his "ears" pierced twice, has a bee tattoo going up the right side of his belly, and has a purple feathered wings tramp stamp on his lower back. WHAT A FAG.

Notes:

- Being from Kentucky, it's widely believed his name has been changed upon becoming a spy...since "Yarkona Novak" obviously isn't exactly a down-home southern name.

- This may also be because "Yarkona" is actually a female name and he was too stupid to know this when choosing it, not to mention the name choice comes from two totally different nationalities, "Yarkona" being Hebrew while "Novak" is Czech.

- Also being from Kentucky, he does have a slight accent. Nothing like Foghorn Leghorn or anything, but it is notable.

- He's not so much a good fighter as he is a fast runner, so he's more into get-in-get-out operations. Otherwise he's totally sadistic and likes being an interrogator. He has ways of makin' you talk...

- Totally has bad teeth, and keeps a toothpick most of the time to chew on and occupy his mouth.

- Talks too much and probably too clumsy to be a spy.

TL;DR

Here's a revamp of my dumb-@$$ recolour self insert Spy vs. Spy character who is now named Yark. XD I decided to give up on doing any even relatively close to the original style, 'cause I was just butchering it. Best just stick to what I know. XD